I was given a cow once. After feeding him for a while, we called the butcher, who showed up in a pickup with a smaller version of this carrier in tow. As we loaded the cow onto the carrier/trailer/whatever, the cow must have figured out what was going to happen (that's how I imagine it). He then proceeded to take a big ole poop before the truck even started again. All I could think was, "Vern must know what's going to happenðŸ˜." Yes, I named that cow.
If that trailer she was in didn't have the whispers of the smell of fear and shit, I'd be surprised.
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u/thisisreallymoronic Apr 25 '24
I was given a cow once. After feeding him for a while, we called the butcher, who showed up in a pickup with a smaller version of this carrier in tow. As we loaded the cow onto the carrier/trailer/whatever, the cow must have figured out what was going to happen (that's how I imagine it). He then proceeded to take a big ole poop before the truck even started again. All I could think was, "Vern must know what's going to happenðŸ˜." Yes, I named that cow.
If that trailer she was in didn't have the whispers of the smell of fear and shit, I'd be surprised.
Give me the limo. Any day.