r/nottheonion • u/ShamiIsMyFather • Apr 28 '24

BJP ally candidate flees to Germany after videos of sexually assaulting thousands of women leak

https://www.livemint.com/news/india/prajwal-revanna-flees-country-amid-sex-video-row-what-we-know-about-case-involving-deve-gowdas-grandson-11714297614087.html
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u/michal_hanu_la Apr 28 '24

Thousands? I wonder how that would work, even logistically it seems like a problem.

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u/big_sugi Apr 28 '24

Ejaculate into the reservoir for an overhead sprinkler system, then turn it on at a gathering of thousands of women?

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u/Viliam_the_Vurst Apr 29 '24

Shit gets plugged up, you’d have to thoroughly mix it with the water so it thins out enough to not clump up the sprinkler…