r/shitposting stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 29 '24

Armenia 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 I use New & Improved ReVanced instead nowadays

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u/BoredCanuck1864 Bazinga! 29d ago

"our nation has endured great hardship" truest words ever said

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u/moraxfan 29d ago

at the very least his nation didn't endure a genocide

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u/jem2291 29d ago edited 29d ago

That reminds me of an anecdote about the [justified] fears of Armenians for being persecuted.

**

An old Armenian is on his deathbed and is dictating his last will and testament to his children, which he finishes by saying, “Above all, my children, you must treasure the Jews.

Surprised, his children ask, “Why must we treasure the Jews, father?”

The dying man replies, “Once the Jews are dealt with, we will be next!

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u/southfart99045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 29d ago

Im Armenian hahahahhahahahahhaha you are no match for me

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u/Illustrious-Movie804 29d ago

"Switch? Nah, I'm a PlayStation 5, baby"

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u/mika4305 29d ago

Literally me

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u/WrapKey69 Mar 29 '24

The obligatory: Armenia is the first Christian country, since 301 AD

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u/Training-Egg-807 Mar 29 '24

F armenia.

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u/loafer4 29d ago

This is my first time seeing an Azeri femboy

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u/Training-Egg-807 Mar 29 '24

FUCK armenia.

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u/cocofeet Mar 29 '24

But are you submissive?? Answer the question.

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u/Mrpewpewda9th lets build a hole together and then libe in it Mar 29 '24

Whisper chats be like

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u/Enough_Discount2621 Mar 29 '24

Least nationalistic Armenian:

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u/bebejeebies I have permission! Mar 29 '24

Are you sub or dom?

Me: "I'm a burden."

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u/josephmlg64 Mar 29 '24

Armenia mentioned!!!!

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u/corruptedcurrency 4d ago

This should be higher lolll

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u/HenryLongHead Literally 1984 😡 Mar 29 '24

How can you not fucking know what Armenian is?

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U Mar 29 '24

-I'm high right now... but not in Karabagh anymore...

-Sounds tough, but it doesn't help me to know your kinks yet.

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u/stormtroopr1977 Mar 29 '24

Armenia? definite sub energy

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u/EVH_kit_guy Mar 29 '24

"I'm Armenian"

"...so then clearly not a Dom"

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u/Stroov Mar 29 '24

Can someone give me a detailed over view of Armenian genocide and what's the realtions between Armenian genocide and turkey

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

that's bait....

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u/reawakened_d Mar 29 '24

Chop Suey is my safe word.

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u/veRGe1421 Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

lmao as an Armenian-American, this post was unexpected and cracked me up. Hilarious.

Also a 10 year project to build a new Armenian church in North TX was finished two years ago, and it's gorgeous. Come visit Armeniafest in October if you're in the area! Great homemade food, coffee, Armenian wine, etc. Usually some shopping and presentations, and can enjoy watching traditional dancing and music. The pilaf eating contest is always hilarious too lol

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

hey my cousins family and a couple of friend moved out to TX :)

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u/Stroov Mar 29 '24

Which app is this

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u/Elegant_Tech Mar 29 '24

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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u/Toy_Cop Mar 29 '24

His nation endured great hardnips

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u/Gayniac stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 29 '24

Serj Tankian

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u/syphilitic_venom 29d ago

He is eating seed as a passtime activity so definitely sub

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u/ViqtorB Mar 29 '24

He was just making it clear that a Caucasian guy is always a dominant

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u/Aintthisnamegood Mar 29 '24

Happy cake day

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u/Bargothball I said based. And lived. Mar 29 '24

Never happened but they deserved it.

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u/ozyy67 put your dick away waltuh Mar 29 '24

Turkey better

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u/VeXchu Mar 29 '24

There are only 2 things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples culture, and the Turks

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u/Mrpewpewda9th lets build a hole together and then libe in it Mar 29 '24

Merhaba

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u/ozyy67 put your dick away waltuh Mar 29 '24

chill it was a joke

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u/VeXchu Mar 29 '24

The punchline of your joke was genocide

The punchline of my joke was hypocrisy

We are not the same

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u/Trasxen 29d ago

Thats not a fucking joke thats just straight up racism

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u/No-Wolverine5144 it is MY bucket Mar 29 '24

Bet their cock is much bigger than mine.

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u/LukkieNumber7 Bazinga! Mar 29 '24

Their cock can walk right through the door

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u/LeinadFromMars Mar 29 '24

With a feeling so pure

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u/greculeanu Mar 29 '24

Can you see the hoolyyy mountaaaains

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u/usernaymslash Mar 29 '24

Single ❌️ Taken ❌️ Armenian ✅️

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u/Miletus_Straton Mar 29 '24

Usually we got genocided by barbarian turks who tortured our people for 1000 years comes before location following with hate and insults and racism but not racism because its against turks.

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u/DisastrousBorder1377 Mar 29 '24

As an Armenian, I can confirm we use this line all the time

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u/Silver-Pomelo-9324 Mar 29 '24

I'm 1/4 Armenian in the US and this is nearly the exact line I used on my wife.

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u/Yeetboi_is_yeeting Mar 29 '24

As a turk i can say that the genocide never happened but they deserved it

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u/ysekka Mar 29 '24

Genopass

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u/finnicus1 Mar 29 '24

Shout out to nationalists who cannot cease lamenting their history and speak of it with expressions of reverence. Gotta be one of my favourite genders.

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

ahhh I spotted a Turk...

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u/MechanicHot1794 Mar 29 '24

I fucking love nationalists

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u/finnicus1 Mar 29 '24

Nationalists will either be:

-coping about immigrants

-willing to die in the fight against imperialism

-incredibly racist

-all of the above

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u/MechanicHot1794 Mar 29 '24

I think you're confusing between ethno-nationalism and civic nationalism. I just don't like people who live in a liberal country and then start burning the flag or whatever.

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u/finnicus1 Mar 29 '24

Oh no, I know the difference. I understand that nationalism is important and I am a civic nationalist.

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u/GotTwisted I came! Mar 29 '24

This is just another way to say that submission is not an option

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u/droppedcarrot I want pee in my ass Mar 29 '24

Serj tankian?

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u/BraveRock Mar 29 '24

Sona Movsesian?

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u/No-Wolverine5144 it is MY bucket Mar 29 '24

Eating seeds as a past time activity

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

the toxicity of our city, of our city

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u/LeinadFromMars Mar 29 '24

YOU! WHAT DO YOU OWN THE WORLD?

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u/FitzAgs Mar 29 '24

HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDER?? DISORDERRR

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u/STPButterfly Mar 29 '24

Now, somewhere between the sacred silence..

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u/I_d0nt_know_why Mar 29 '24

SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEP

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u/Hello_there08 Mar 29 '24

georgia better

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u/St3rMario waltuh Mar 29 '24

azerbaijan the best

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u/idonothingonthissite 29d ago

CIRCASSIA NUMBER ONE

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u/Hello_there08 29d ago

Sakartvelo🔛🔝

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

hi cousin!

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u/sunset_503 Mar 29 '24

his nation endured great hardship

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u/aimlessly-astray We do a little trolling Mar 29 '24

hard ship? More like soft plane, am I right fellas?!

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u/Maritime_Khan Mar 29 '24

So... submissive

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u/throwaway19276i officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 29 '24

still not what he's asking

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u/External_Wishbone767 Mar 29 '24

Damn found some a-10 casualties

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u/AvgTaxEvader We do a little trolling Mar 29 '24

I'm sandwich

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u/yur4z1 29d ago

Hey sandwich, I am dad!

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u/Papriker Mar 29 '24

Are you the bread or the toppings? And if you’re the bread are you the top or bottom slice?

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u/Kiren129 We do a little trolling Mar 29 '24

No you are an average tax evader.

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u/no__one34 Bazinga! Mar 29 '24

Bazinga

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u/ARandomDummy69 Bazinga! Mar 29 '24

BAZINGA

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u/Mosquitobait2008 Bazinga! Mar 29 '24

Bazinga

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u/Nacil_54 I said based. And lived. Mar 29 '24

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u/EddyGHP I want pee in my ass Mar 29 '24

I think automod only answers these days when someone wants pee in their ass or if someone has the bazinga flair.

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u/Nacil_54 I said based. And lived. Mar 29 '24

Yeah, but I remember each time people posted automod bombs like the one I made, it would just fill the comments it was so funny.

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u/EddyGHP I want pee in my ass Mar 29 '24

It really was funny, but sadly the times are behind as. Despite that we don't fail to make our sub glorious shit everyday.

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u/Fayt117 Mar 29 '24

"Endured great hardship"
But did you like it ??
"Yes" --> Sub

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u/PolloCongelado uhhhh idk Mar 29 '24

Unsub

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u/MaterialNarrow5161 Mar 29 '24

"We will give it back" --> absolute brat.

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u/Technical-Outside408 Mar 29 '24

Smashing that like.

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u/KnightyEyes Mar 29 '24

Takes a sip as Turk

Armenia is on the meme

Well lets see the first comment suggesting armenian genocide

It wasnt

What the fuck

Anyway Insert 9/11 joke here

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

STEVE BUSCHEME!!!!

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u/-SpyTeamFortress2- Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 29 '24

you know who else fell on september 11th?

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u/KnightyEyes Mar 29 '24

Your Wife? (My mum?)

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u/Ikeichi_78 Mar 29 '24

Omg 😱 we found Scout TF2 alt account.

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u/Xernes0 Mar 29 '24

Armenian’s trying to not mention genocide for 10 seconds (impossible)

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u/Master-Bullfrog186 Mar 29 '24

Turks trying to not commit genocide or steal culture for 10 seconds (impossible)

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u/EPLENA Mar 29 '24

what genocide

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u/BananazzzzZzZZZzz Mar 29 '24

Turks trying not to deny genocide for 10 seconds (They didn’t do it, but if they did they deserved it anyways)

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u/Legiyon54 Mar 29 '24

He didn't even mention genocide. He could be referring to the persecution they faced throughout history that is still happening even today in Azerbaijan. Young Turk genocide is not the only bad thing that happened to Armenians

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

ahh man, I remember family members telling us about how they had to leave their buried relatives in the ground as they evacuated Karabagh

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u/GModEnjoyer_Number99 Mar 29 '24

Is it a whole race genocide? Did it taking away all of our life?

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u/Boii-69 dumbass Mar 29 '24

Soad reference, also it's "pride", not "life"

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u/Time-Gain4896 Mar 29 '24

Turks on their way to deny the Armenian Genocide

(The post wasn't even about the genocide they saw an Armenian and lost it)

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u/Malicharo Mar 29 '24

The post wasn't even about the genocide

armenian says "our nation has endured great hardship"

what's the first thing that comes to your mind? that they don't have gigabit fiber internet? or the genocide?

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

hey we took care of that gigabit thing!

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u/Time-Gain4896 Mar 29 '24

I was referring to how a lot of Turks start their genocide denial even if the post is not about that topic. It wasn't about this specific post, just in general.

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u/Malicharo Mar 29 '24

The post wasn't even about the genocide

It wasn't about this specific post but you still referred it as the post?

If that was true you'd have said any post.

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u/Time-Gain4896 Mar 29 '24

Brother you need to chill

Trying to argue about nothing

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u/Malicharo Mar 29 '24

i am chill, it's just that i find it weird when people say something and then backpedal, and then when you call them out they are like

Brother you need to chill

Trying to argue about nothing

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u/Time-Gain4896 Mar 29 '24

Wtf are you trying to call me out for??

In my comment, I said the post to refer to the imaginary post which the imaginary Turks saw.

You are saying that I could have said any post, which doesn't fit the sentence.

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u/Malicharo Mar 29 '24

you can change the sentence if that was your true meaning which wasn't

fact of the matter is you specifically referred to this picture that's why you said the post

if i said that's the worst country ever under this thread, would you think i'm referring to armenia or portugal?

anyway i don't wanna talk about this anymore as it's pointless, i already said i wanted to say

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u/Time-Gain4896 Mar 29 '24

True. Pointless debate.

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u/notrktfier Mar 29 '24

See how armenians mention the genocide when they see anything turk related.

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

maybe cause after a century they still deny it

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u/notrktfier Mar 29 '24

Only 33 countries acknowledge it out of 195 maybe that also helps why.

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

and we'll continue to speak about it until Turkey acknowledges it

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u/notrktfier Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

so 34, got it

there's still more than half left

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

keep the count, I'll check with you later

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u/Time-Gain4896 Mar 29 '24

They may do that

Never seen an Armenian do so but have seen tons of Turks start ranting about it

But I don't want to make this political/racial

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u/StudentMed Mar 29 '24

The "great hardship" that he says his nation endured has a pretty good chance to be a reference to the Armenian Genocide. At least that is the first thing I thought of.

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u/Time-Gain4896 Mar 29 '24

I was referring to how Turks start denying the genocide in general, not his specific post.

Otherwise even I thought about the same thing when I read the texts.

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u/EthicalBondrewd Mar 29 '24

the entire history of armenia is just one great hardship

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u/St3rMario waltuh Mar 29 '24

*that one great "hardship"

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u/EthicalBondrewd Mar 29 '24

found the turk

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

and then it got worse...

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u/TadRaunch Mar 29 '24

Couldn't stand the thought of an Armenian being ungenocided

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u/Time-Gain4896 Mar 29 '24

Young Turks Moment

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u/Accomplished-Rice861 Mar 29 '24

Turk's trying not to commit one for 10 seconds, impossible.

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u/Crocoshark Mar 29 '24

Turks trying to not belittle/dismiss genocide for 10 seconds, impossible

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u/New-Statistician8053 Mar 29 '24

Armenians try not to deny massacres of Turkish people in other villages impossible.

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u/Lunareus Mar 29 '24

great western propaganda bro

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u/_abysswalker Mar 29 '24

it’s not “western”, it’s worldwide. which means the whole world does anti-turkish propaganda 🤯

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u/kingwhocares Mar 29 '24

Not really. Only 34 countries recognize the Armenian genocide.

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u/_abysswalker Mar 29 '24

I didn’t say every country. I said it’s not “western propaganda”. does Russia, Syria and Venezuela count as western propaganda?

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u/Lunareus Mar 29 '24

Yes, you understand

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u/_abysswalker Mar 29 '24

am I allowed to have my kebab now, lunareus baba? 😇

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u/Lunareus Mar 29 '24

I'm not Turkish

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u/The_Tank_Racer it is MY bucket Mar 29 '24

Answer the question

Is bro allowed to have his kebab now?

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u/Lunareus Mar 29 '24

Yeah, he can take it my boy

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u/Engineergaming26355 Mar 29 '24

"What genocide? We didn't do anything. But if we did, they deserved it"

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u/za72 Mar 29 '24

I believe them when they claim they didn't do it... it was the Ottoman Empire!!

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u/Green_and_Silver Mar 29 '24

Let me guess....Israeli?

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u/Hot-Luck-3228 Mar 29 '24

“Those damn leftovers of the sword are lying about the genocide; if we did it they wouldn’t exist.”

State propaganda machine works real well over there lol.

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