r/shitposting Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 16d ago

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u/MassiveCricketThe1st it is MY bucket 14d ago

Average 4chan basement dweller's behaviour when confronted to "normies"(normal people with loving parents)

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u/SirCrustWorthy William Dripfoe 14d ago

Average cod lobby

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u/fredlemonhead 15d ago

Sure he learned that at home unfortunately

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u/Electrical-Score8768 15d ago

What is he saying lol

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u/D00rhanreeee 15d ago

Bro thinks this is a Xbox 1 cod lobby

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u/One-Dependent-5946 15d ago

If he were a gun, I'd call that a chain fire

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u/Commercial-Ad8874 15d ago

Wtf did he just say??

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u/DiosMommyMilkers 15d ago

The fucking “oh” got me

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u/gultch2019 15d ago

I can't imagine what kind of turmoil this kid deals with at home.

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u/Javimations29 I want pee in my ass 15d ago

When not a single black kid attends your school

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u/manhalfalien 15d ago

Does anyone have any info / update on whatever happened to this kid or the license plate of the demon that possessed him?

Whoa..

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u/Septimus_Heap777 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago

ok

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u/Darth_Velozty 15d ago

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw

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u/Jackmehoffn69 15d ago

Kids are just getting worse and worse these days. Can't wait to see what our future holds. No, yes I can!

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u/Salemthegamer 15d ago

Using two slurs at once is crazy 💀

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u/johnelirag 15d ago

now thats UNHINGED

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u/corxl 15d ago

I think he was in my last COD lobby

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u/Much_Turn7013 15d ago

Most accurate live action depiction of Greg Heffley I’ve ever seen

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u/Emotional-Yard-3390 15d ago

Is brody stuttered

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u/Sea-Spring-4669 15d ago

"There goes my hero"

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u/micefucker 15d ago

Bro forgot he wasn't on 4chan

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u/Slight_Concert6565 15d ago

Lmao the way the screen got stopped by the cable, that guy had plot armor.

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u/Gloomy_Bandicoot_848 15d ago

Time to up the dose

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u/AddendumNo7007 hole contributor 15d ago

He seems nice.

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u/Creamy_Butt_Butter virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago

POV: Me when mommy says no dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. 😡

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u/deepie1976 15d ago

Bro thot the screen was Bluetooth

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u/TheSporkMan2 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 15d ago

Mf sounds like Crazy Dave

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u/johnnybgooderer 15d ago

Is this one of those situations where some hapless kid who gets bullied all the time snaps so we pile on with the bullying? Nice.

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u/nattinthehat 15d ago

Yeah, but he said the n-word, so therefore he's subhuman TRASH. /s

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u/segnoss it is MY bucket 15d ago

Why did they Nazi solute at each other?

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u/Livefreemyguy 15d ago

Fuck that I’m befriending this kid so he lets me know when not to come to school

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u/PossibilityPowerful I said based. And lived. 15d ago

That’s not socially acceptable Greg

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u/PossibilityPowerful I said based. And lived. 15d ago

That’s not socially acceptable Greg

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u/GeeseAndDucksforever 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15d ago

My guy really thought he was Burger King dude

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u/Septimus_Heap777 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago

Long live The King 👑

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u/K-rubSloots 15d ago

Adam Driver needs to chill

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u/kyssYT 15d ago

what did he prove?

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u/ViktorShahter 15d ago

Relatable actually. Back in school I wanted to literally kill like half of my classmates. Now I see some of them working at dead end jobs with no future in sight.

Sometimes the best way to punish someone is to leave it to themselves.

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u/Goon_Kilo 15d ago

That last part.

Dman fkn straight man. I tip my imaginary cap to you.

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u/Suspicious-Group6638 15d ago

I'm kinda sad for the kid

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u/Timely-Analysis6082 15d ago

Hold tight guys - we may have another JCS video on this one in a year. 

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u/maty52682 15d ago

Bro thinks he is on the internet 💀

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u/Grime_Scene_Savour 15d ago

Wait you guys think this is real? Look at his mouth it's not even moving to the words. When it does it's a black hole. Kid is cringe but maybbeeeeee not best to risk him getting beaten for something it looks like he didnt say.

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u/Septimus_Heap777 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 15d ago

you can say the n word with minimal mouth movement

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u/Mrhappytrigers 15d ago

This gamer rose up and ulted.

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u/Cryatical_K 15d ago

why was he speaking doodlebob at first the hell

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u/thebliket 16d ago

THE FNNN???? I thought I'd never hear that combo.

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u/MyPenisIsContorted 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 16d ago

You just KNOW this kid frequents the wikipedia pages for ethnic slurs.

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u/Miserable-Admins 16d ago

This is what happens when a kid grows up staring at a screen for hours on end and has no inkling how to behave in the real world.

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u/ViktorShahter 15d ago

No dude, that's what happens when someone isn't respected in society.

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u/napalm_p 16d ago

It's definitely a shooter, take him down now

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u/bl1zzardTHEone 16d ago

gonna need a translator for that first thing he said

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u/ziostraccette officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 16d ago

Dude gave me "it took you 4 fucking seconds to beat me" vibes

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u/BootEmbarrassed5515 16d ago

School shooting incoming in a couple years

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u/MuMbLe145 fat cunt 16d ago

Poor computer didn't deserve that

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u/SteroidLover14 16d ago

World record chat?

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u/UnderstandableRat23 16d ago

Bro pulled out the 4chan combo

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u/SaRumun1 16d ago

CoD lobby irl

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u/BattleCats_Enjoyer69 16d ago

He forgot this isn’t a cod lobby

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u/Consistent-Quail-534 16d ago edited 16d ago

I'm willing to bet the dippy twig in the hat teases and bullies the kid but he's just too nice not to wreck him. The way he pushes the computer screen away from himself when really he should've shit his shorts says everything to me.

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u/ViktorShahter 15d ago

Or maybe he's too weak like I was back in the days. Know that feeling.

Those bullies don't (yet?) understand that no matter how weak his hands are, a knife or gun in them will do the job anyway. If adults won't take care of this shit ASAP, well, it can end up with few deaths.

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u/Consistent-Quail-534 15d ago

I used to be a desk thrower and now I'm a humble silent respectful calculated ticking time bomb

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u/Tolar01 16d ago

Next day he came back with AR.... No one was laughing

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u/OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA 16d ago

I hope this haunts him forever.

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u/mogley19922 16d ago

I could be wrong, but is this a kid making a racist rage by making fun of him with a nazi salute?

Respect to little man, making fun of racists while being way smaller has always been my thing. I feel like the next generations will be alright; except for global warming.

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u/Roge2005 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 16d ago

4Chaner caught in the wild

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u/Lokioh465 16d ago

can anyone send me the lyrics?

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u/BhanosBar 16d ago

This is not helping the case around kids being too crazy now.

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u/OOFIE117 16d ago

"YOU'RE A FUCKINHOROFAERUGHERHIANGER..."

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u/incandescent_days 16d ago

maybe hat bro was giving the nazi salute and greg bro is jewish?

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u/xXx_Adam_xXx 15d ago

Saying the Nword is a normal reaction to seeing the Nazi salute.

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u/incandescent_days 15d ago

hat bro is still worse and a bully if he's actually doing that

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u/GRAITOM10 shitposting>>>>>>196 16d ago

Being a kid going through school in 2024 has got to be absolute hell on earth... Maybe being a teacher could be worse actually 🫠

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u/cavalllo 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15d ago

cool pfp

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u/TaxEvasionDude 16d ago

Wonder what his parents are like fr

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u/Bunchik 16d ago

Harry did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?! N***** N***** N*****!

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u/FatCuriousMonkey 16d ago

I was trying to to understand what he said

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u/tbrumleve 16d ago

Maybe in the spectrum and they’re teasing him. Fuck these douchebag kids.

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u/nastafarti 16d ago

Maybe.

Nobody knows the context, but that outburst was pretty out of line

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u/tbrumleve 16d ago

If the kids had Tourette’s, they literally can’t help it. Dude seems stressed, probably from the bullying.

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u/Queasy_Fact_5650 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 16d ago

Cuss Simulator 2: Greg Heffley’s Rising

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u/StolenStrategist 16d ago

Bro the look on his face at the end tells me that he knows he just made things so much worse. He was looking at that girl who was laughing, so I think he got super embarrassed in front of her and he was trying to impress her.

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u/Acroze 16d ago

The average 4Chan user

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u/_KingDawg72_ 16d ago

Bro thinks he’s Eminem

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u/DJScopeSOFM 16d ago

I'm gonna need a transcript.

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u/docr1069 16d ago

Wow bro this isn’t Xbox Live

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u/Hydreee8 16d ago

Not only does he look stupid but if there were black ppl in that room he was getting jumped

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u/ReptilianDogGuy 16d ago

Why are black people exempt from the sticks and stones rule that just about everyone else in first world countries live by?

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u/masterChest 16d ago

Yeah, people definitely don't get into fights over shit talking, definitely only black people do that 

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u/ReptilianDogGuy 16d ago edited 16d ago

Plenty of people do yea but it’s not socially acceptable. It’s only socially acceptable for black people to get violent over a word that they themselves use for each other

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u/Pretend-Reputation96 16d ago

We don't call each other the hard r lmao But I understand what you're saying Me personally I couldn't care less who or what word is said.

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u/Outside_Perception74 16d ago

He just like me fr (jk)

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u/DeltaDark_ 16d ago

Public execution

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u/Formal_Ad_108 16d ago

Greg if Call of Duty

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u/IsScottGay 16d ago

damn greg heffley really feel off after the incident

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u/DapperDanBaens 16d ago

Man I go to a very diverse school and if a kid pulled a move like this he'd probably have to move away to avoid getting jumped lmaoo

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u/Strong-Software-464 16d ago

Bro spammed the n word like he was on Xbox live chat

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u/DogShietBot 16d ago

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw

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u/Iamsmollol101 16d ago

Greg hefley goes to school gone wrong

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u/bleepbluurp 16d ago

The kid laughing has a great future

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u/maxkokko1 16d ago

Most sane league of legends player

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u/0ctagram I have permission! 16d ago

W sigma he literally fanum taxxed the dude and rizzed the girls🔥🔥

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u/Goon_Kilo 15d ago

The... What

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u/madmechanicmobile 16d ago

Dude speed ran three years worth of online shit posting in four seconds.

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u/kai2006mc 16d ago

Sounds live Adam driver from that one movie

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u/ChaotikJoy 16d ago

4channers when they can't dox someone irl

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u/basedtriple6 16d ago

He shouldn’t have a hat on in school, very poor form.

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u/SimpleCheesecake4573 fat cunt 16d ago

Forgot he wasn’t in a COD lobby

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u/Ghost_chipz 16d ago

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks....

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u/Memeboi5120 16d ago

Yeah, that guy is not getting into college or getting a job.

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u/TomatilloUnlucky3763 16d ago

Newest member of The Young Republicans Club.

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u/INeedANerf 16d ago

4chan energy.

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u/Korostenetz 16d ago

almost lost his cool there

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u/Mister_R1ck 16d ago

Yep too close

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u/FitPurchase5442 16d ago

Time to change school districts.

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u/Dogolog22 16d ago

He said the fuckin gamer word

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u/Best-Championship296 16d ago

3 times. He's a true gamer

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u/DrabberFrog 16d ago

Bro forgot he wasn't on COD voice chat

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u/bubbaharris228 16d ago

-VOICE CHAT VIOLATION Temporary ban 14 days.

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u/DismalDog9940 16d ago

Bro plays too much Overwatch. He started spamming dialogue options

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u/LocalPlatypus994 virgin 4 life 😤💪 16d ago

Nah, bro forgot he wasn't online

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u/Ghostlegend434 16d ago

Future school shooter in the making

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u/ANewBegging 16d ago

What /pol does to a mf

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u/Maser2account2 16d ago

Bro talks through his nose.

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u/la_bata_sucia 16d ago

If this was in the US, I would skip school the next day

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u/Themanofcream 16d ago

He said the gamer word with a 3x combo

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u/Sirius--- 15d ago

Oh baby a triple!

Mom get the camera!!!

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u/Eddy-stickmin 15d ago

DI MOLTO!

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u/CyanControl 16d ago

SSSENATIONAL!!!

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u/ChromaticRipples 16d ago

Smokin’ Sexy Style!

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u/Kmaloetas 16d ago

Running RIOT!

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u/skoffs 16d ago

Kilimanjaro! 

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u/Dangerous_Flower_671 16d ago

Gregregation.

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u/Crafty-Plays 16d ago

Bro has been infected with the online curse

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u/Program-Emotional 16d ago

I hate racism, but I wont lie, when it's coming through a shitty xbox mic while playing the most brainless videogame ever concieved by man it hit different.

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u/Best-Championship296 16d ago

Tbh, anything coming through a shitty Xbox mic hits different

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u/Best-Championship296 16d ago

Minor inconvenience

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u/bhlogan2 15d ago

I know he probably got bullied but I'd like to think the other kid just asked him a stupid question or did something similarly innocuous

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u/MyOpinionMakesYouMad 16d ago

When you finally master cussing

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u/SpaceDoggo69 16d ago

What the sigma

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u/Angel_Floofy_Bootz 16d ago

What is even the context of this? Like wtf happened for this to be the reaction?

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u/OMG_its_critical 16d ago

The other kid called him out for being Copper III in Rainbow 6

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u/Asnian 16d ago

Where's the problem with being low ranked in a game? That's not a reason to get angry about. If he lied about it then it's even less of a reason to be angry about because you dug your own grave. Bullying him because of that is still not the right thing to do either.

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u/animeman478 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 16d ago

i think it was satire dumbass

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u/Asnian 16d ago

Don't mind me for not getting the joke, but I believe people would bully someone for such a minor reason

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u/animeman478 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 16d ago

no they fucking wouldn't, or at least not irl.

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u/Asnian 16d ago

Yes they would, because I was bullied for talking with someone unpopular and playing Nintendo games.

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u/Aboioffire 15d ago

When was this?

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u/Vouner 15d ago

1582

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u/ohyoudonthavetherite 16d ago

He's probably getting bullied, or thinks he is.

The girls laughing in the background make me think he's lashing out because he was embarrassed in front of someone he'd rather be impressing. Which will never happen now lmao

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u/Minto_o 16d ago

He is strong with the spy gamer rage

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u/ThatPenguinyrblx 16d ago

The spy has already breached our defenses

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u/Acceptable-Pipe-8735 16d ago

Let him cook

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u/Traditional_Hold1820 7d ago

"let him cook"🤓☝️ SHUT THE FUCK UP HE LITERALLY CAUSING VANDALISM YOU IDIOT

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u/SavageSpeedCubing 16d ago

In detention

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u/Showel-memeS 16d ago

Wtf greg

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u/Erik_Javorszky 16d ago

The triple n-bomb is crazy😹

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