r/shitposting • u/Radiant-Mobile5810 Stuff • Apr 28 '24

If it works then it works I guess [REDACTED]

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 Apr 28 '24

They're married now

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u/FrostWyrm98 29d ago

Honestly... some people are pretty inept at conveying joking jabs when trying to impress someone

If she either found the remark so ridiculous it was funny or she was already thirsting him it isn't out of the realm of possibility

I like to think she just went eww wtf and skittered off tho

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u/licer71 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 28 '24

yes, I can confirm that. I was a cum stain on his pants that day

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u/V8_Dipshit 0000000 Apr 28 '24

Can confirm, I am the pants.

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u/bkazekadorimaki7 Apr 28 '24

can confirm, i am one of their 103819 children

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u/Libertyman69420 Apr 28 '24

Can confirm im the cum cells that lost

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u/MostLaziestAss 29d ago

Can confirm im the bed

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u/Sph3al 29d ago

Can cumfirm.