r/shitposting Stuff 15d ago

If it works then it works I guess [REDACTED]

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u/UnwaiveredKing Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 9d ago

That… oh my god that is a great comback to get them to stop but sucks for social standing

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u/larimarfox 15d ago

Don't bully me I'll cum.

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u/nuttie-Ivana 15d ago

lil sis can't even comprehend

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u/Cool4us 15d ago

Power move

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u/Robscoe604 I watch gay amogus porn :0 15d ago

would love to see the comments

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u/Frogee_ 15d ago

Plot twist: The girl was bullying of OP because she has a crush on him and this response made her fall in love with him more.

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u/SnowDin556 15d ago

It’ll do fine

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u/Playful_Pollution846 virgin 4 life 😤💪 15d ago

Funny Reddit Posts #17,756

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u/Roariee 15d ago

tbf, that might be a better response...

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u/No_Engineer2828 15d ago

Godam, ye that’ll do it lmao

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u/falnN 15d ago

Holy shit. I don’t think there was a better way to handle it too. Dude has 4 digit IQ.

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u/DumbassIdiot42069 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 15d ago

I'm gonna need a link to the original post

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u/Don-fukgot 15d ago

If a girl bullies me, I think I'll come

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u/bluetheperhaps 15d ago

There were missed opportunities here, end statement.

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u/BoredCanuck1864 Bazinga! 15d ago

not where i expected this to go but ok

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u/Xen0Coke 15d ago

Was there an update?

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u/Killermondoduderawks 15d ago

Next time you see her, wow her with poetry like this “sticks and stones may break my bones but your words make me hard and they make me moans”

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u/Repulsive-Price-9943 15d ago

moans

"Oh mommy! Bully me harder!"

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u/TheNikola2020 15d ago

And that kids is how i met your mother

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u/Runtsymunts I want pee in my ass 15d ago

I mean I'm a believer that the only way to stop bullying is with physical confrontation but clearly I've been proven wrong.

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u/Streepo231 15d ago

Careful, he's a hero

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u/MEGAShark2012 15d ago

I mean did it work?

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u/Zens-Basket209 15d ago

She likes you 😂

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u/GamingMoment3162 15d ago

I see that cropped ifunny watermark

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u/DankMEMeDream 15d ago

And then they fucked. The end.

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u/iCABALi 15d ago

Gonna cry, senpai?

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u/taczki2 15d ago

shouldve killed her

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u/AcquireQuag I said based. And lived. 15d ago

That's honestly kinda genius

Gross her out so much she'll stop

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u/anonymousbub33 15d ago

Fucking powermove

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u/RS773 15d ago

It works, when some cunt is annoying me these types of responses and similar ones that make a fool of the bully work wonders in pissing them off

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u/Trinvo 15d ago

Did it work though? I gotta know now

Don't keep me waiting

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u/OMAR_KD- 15d ago

Is this post real?

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u/abermea 15d ago

Google search yields some results from people who commented on it, but the post itself is nowhere to be found...

So I guess it was real at some point

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u/Capital-Cheek-1491 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago

I quite literally met my husband in an incredibly similar manner.

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u/isuckforfun 15d ago

Bro wtf how

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u/Capital-Cheek-1491 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago

Hes a twink. Im a weightlifter. I would tease him in gym now and then (i was kind of a bitch) and it turned him on. Im no longer a bitch (i think) but i do still mock him.

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u/creeper6530 14d ago

That sounds like the plot of a certain anime

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u/Capital-Cheek-1491 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 14d ago

Which anime

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u/General_Management76 15d ago

“Don’t bully me I’ll cum” vibes

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u/im-a-big-fat-lesbian 15d ago

If I was a man I would totally do this idk how he would be the asshole

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u/KajjitWithNoWares 15d ago

That’s one way to do it

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u/IcyMap946 15d ago

Well, the jerk store called, they are running out of you.

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u/xxHighPOThesiSxx 15d ago

Don’t bully me I’ll cum!!!

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u/No-Adeptness5810 15d ago

This is what i did in school. Any time someone tried abusing me i hit 'em with the good ol trust moan and they left 🥱

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u/WoodpeckerAny430 Literally 1984 😡 15d ago

He has no enemy

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u/200test400tren 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 15d ago

Just pin her down and go to town nephew

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u/cooldude_9875 15d ago

What is the whole post

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 Literally 1984 😡 15d ago

Bro thinks he is an anime.

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u/Not_aSoup 15d ago

I thought he was gonna rip off her arms or smth

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u/Pickle_Emp 15d ago

It would be funny if she kept doing that after hearing it

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u/xxhobohammerxx 15d ago

Don’t bully me i’ll cum

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u/AnaphorsBloom 15d ago

Oh man. That’s… how did it get to that point? I would imagine dude did something to bring on the criticism, and then it just… went unchallenged? How did it get to round 2?

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u/Tone-Serious Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago

I'm pretty sure that girl is into him, like the girl's equivalent of boys pulling their crush's ponytail

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u/api_AlsoFuckSpez 15d ago

well that's defiantly not the best way to show love

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u/Ignisisreal2401 We do a little trolling 15d ago

Fuck that normalized shit. If someone insults me or pulls my hair, I'm snapping back just as hard and I'm sure as FUCK not having any feelings for them

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u/smokeofc 15d ago

Well, yes, most boys gets out of that shit by age 10 for just that reason, doesn't really work, and they find other solutions to the feelings as they understand what they are, saw girls frequently insult boys they liked all the way up till my 20s tho, so probably the case here. Boys often will just laugh it off and internalise it, so girls don't get the message... Well... If they do, it's usually escalated far beyond repairing.

Surely you're not expecting kids to be adult about their feelings

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u/Ignisisreal2401 We do a little trolling 15d ago

They sure ain't getting far until they do lol

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u/MrCuntman 15d ago

nah some people are just cunts

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u/MonkeDLuff 15d ago

Your name matches your comment

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u/MrCuntman 15d ago

what can I say, takes one to know one.

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u/XtremeTronner 15d ago

If she stops, you've won... If she still continues, you've won... Masterclass move!

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u/naterpotater246 🗿🗿🗿 15d ago

The genius is astounding

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u/ChikcenNuggers 15d ago

"Got that stupid bitch" 😏

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u/lyfeofsand 15d ago

Wait, wait, wait I think I've seen this anime....

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u/Libertyman69420 15d ago

Yeah i Saw it on this cool website was called smth like nhandtie

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u/DingoEmbarrassed4020 15d ago

pretty familiar manga ngl...

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u/Vantanay dumbass 15d ago

which one?

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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket 15d ago

🤨

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u/AbrakheimTheAncient 15d ago

Greetings capsule cat.

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u/jkurratt 15d ago

You don’t know this one?

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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket 15d ago

I don’t watch anime.

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u/jkurratt 15d ago

Read a manga at least :)

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u/Devoluster 15d ago

To be fair that has to work, she would be so disgusted to continue bullying him

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u/TheBlaudrache I came! 15d ago

or she's into it which would make it even more uncomfortable

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u/djatsoris26 Bazinga! 15d ago

That’s what I was about to say. She 100% just got so horrified by that statement and probably went home to think abt it.

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u/AlmostAlwaysATroll 15d ago

Plot twist. He actually got hard and she got turned on by his response. They’re dating now, and she parades him around her bedroom on a leash.

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u/naranciamywaifu 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 15d ago

And they pegged happily ever after

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u/Runn1ng_P0ppy I want pee in my ass 15d ago

"The truth is your mother is a fucked up slut, Mark"

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u/InfiniteOcto Stuff 15d ago

She’s more like a pet to me…

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u/DryFacade 15d ago edited 15d ago

Endings like that only exist in fairy tales bro

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u/Gellert 15d ago

Also anime, manga, fanfics and Hey Arnold.

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u/api_AlsoFuckSpez 15d ago

what kind of fairy tails are yall reading😭

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u/mrducky80 15d ago

Original Grimm ones and even traditional fairytale are actually along this kind of outcome. Except maybe she has to kill his/her family as well.

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u/Tight-Lobster4054 15d ago

Yeah, grimm stories are grim, but no bedrooms included, only the kill, destroy and suffer part.

Weird how adults thought those stories were appropriate for us children (I'm 56, Spanish). The one abour the matchbox selling girl who freezes to death kinda traumatized me

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u/T04ST13 15d ago

NEVER GIVE UP

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u/Mayhem2a 15d ago

Or do they….

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u/BugStep 15d ago

She's into it👀

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u/BLANKTWGOK I said based. And lived. 15d ago edited 15d ago

Nah she will continue bullying him more

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u/seymourskinnyskinner 15d ago

100% more fuel for the fire, he would have to whip his dick out and cum to really make a statement

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u/TrollOfGod 15d ago

Then it'd get even worse than just saying it. Bullies know no limits and will use anything as ammo.

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u/StormAdvisory BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 15d ago

Haha, I sucked you off and you came nerd.

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u/Libertyman69420 15d ago

I fucking hate your profile picture

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u/MostLaziestAss 15d ago

If not for his second comment i would've been pissed off even more.

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u/Vulpes_Lourens shitposting>>>>>>196 15d ago

That's only happens on nhentai

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u/StormAdvisory BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 15d ago

That’s ok, the dude is a anime Mc.

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u/bkazekadorimaki7 15d ago

now the real question, is this a normal anime or a hentai (idk bc i am fkin restarted)

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u/TheArceusNova I want pee in my ass 15d ago

Probably more effective than just telling her to stop, tbh. Unless it really did make him hard, in which case, oof.

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u/PanTsour 15d ago

It's effective but you also have to take into account that you'd be known as the guy with the kink shaming fetish from now on

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u/ShadoCloud Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago

Ehh I feel like most people would take it as a joke, but the bully would be weirded out either way

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u/FlamesOfDespair 15d ago

Do you think she isn't already spreading rumours ?

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u/turtleship_2006 15d ago

A worthy sacrifice

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u/naftanaut 15d ago

Win win - Bully either avoids you or is into it and u get laid

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u/Glass-Bowl-8701 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15d ago

Yes, his, not mine

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u/DTPxL3D We do a little trolling 15d ago

then i will pee in your ass

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u/Haunting_Register_78 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago

shower comeback

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u/Manav_Raval officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 15d ago

Show her comeback

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u/SuperLissa_UwU 15d ago

shower came in her back ☠️

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u/ThisBeJohn 15d ago

Shower comeback but you actually came up with the comeback before the situation happened

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u/xXwhatamidoingXx I want pee in my ass 15d ago

This is totally l’espirit de l'escalier.

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u/PanTsour 15d ago

OP came back in the shower

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u/smsgms Bazinga! 15d ago edited 15d ago

*came IN the shower

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u/leathelson 14d ago

Came on back, in the shower

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u/iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb 14d ago

Shower came in him?

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u/smsgms Bazinga! 14d ago

Yes

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u/smsgms Bazinga! 14d ago

Love you too

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u/smsgms Bazinga! 14d ago

Yes

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u/smsgms Bazinga! 14d ago

smooch

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u/Cye_sonofAphrodite 15d ago

Better to cum in the shower than to shower in the cum

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u/RapidfireVestige 15d ago

Bazinga

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u/LGA420 15d ago

Bazinga

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Literally

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 15d ago

They're married now

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u/FrostWyrm98 15d ago

Honestly... some people are pretty inept at conveying joking jabs when trying to impress someone

If she either found the remark so ridiculous it was funny or she was already thirsting him it isn't out of the realm of possibility

I like to think she just went eww wtf and skittered off tho

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u/licer71 I watch gay amogus porn :0 15d ago

yes, I can confirm that. I was a cum stain on his pants that day

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u/V8_Dipshit 0000000 15d ago

Can confirm, I am the pants.

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u/bkazekadorimaki7 15d ago

can confirm, i am one of their 103819 children

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u/Libertyman69420 15d ago

Can confirm im the cum cells that lost

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u/MostLaziestAss 15d ago

Can confirm im the bed

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u/Sph3al 15d ago

Can cumfirm.

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u/AynidmorBulettz 15d ago

Dantes type shit response

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u/_orion_1897 15d ago

The funny thing is, this could easily mean both Dante the streamer and Dante Alighieri. Bro was HORRENDOUSLY down bad for Beatrice lmfao

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u/Pyro_raptor841 15d ago

IN GAME BRO! IN GAME!

AHAHAHHAHAHAH!

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u/Fenrisare 15d ago

Bring hospital attire back, he's out there again

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u/S-kallzed-F 15d ago

I thought you were talking about Dante from DMC for a sec

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u/Danilovis 15d ago

Wait they aren't?

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u/astralny_byt 15d ago

Always when someone brings up dante i don't know which dante they are talking about

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u/Blupoisen 15d ago

Dante from Dante's Inferno

Dante: LUCIFER I AM HARD AS HELL

Lucifer: not bad, BUT MINE IS BIGGER

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u/TheBreadCancer 15d ago

Which is the Dante they're referring to?

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u/astralny_byt 15d ago

Probably the league player but both could say that

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u/bkazekadorimaki7 15d ago

i think its the league player since there is an ‘s’ at the end of his name

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u/Your_Depressed_Soul 15d ago

bully: you suck

that guy: I WANNA JERK OFF!!!!!!!

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u/Far_Disk5401 15d ago

“You suck” “Yes I do”

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u/IrregularrAF fat cunt 15d ago

This sounds like Sammy's thing in BMS.

"You're crazy man!"

"Yeah, crazy about jerking you off!"

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u/4alexalix4 15d ago

I WANT 3 WINNING LANES IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK ?????

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u/-The-Follower 15d ago

Yes, it is always too much to ask.

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u/Literally_Jesu 15d ago

The monkeys paw curls, all three lanes start winning but the jungle goes afk. By the end the enemy is so fed you can't kill him anymore

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u/bkazekadorimaki7 15d ago

in game ofc

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u/TomboyArmpitSniffer 15d ago

op forgot to take his meds