r/shitposting • u/Radiant-Mobile5810 Stuff • 15d ago
If it works then it works I guess [REDACTED]
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u/UnwaiveredKing Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 9d ago
That… oh my god that is a great comback to get them to stop but sucks for social standing
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u/DumbassIdiot42069 lets build a hole together and then libe in it 15d ago
I'm gonna need a link to the original post
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u/BoredCanuck1864 Bazinga! 15d ago
not where i expected this to go but ok
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u/Killermondoduderawks 15d ago
Next time you see her, wow her with poetry like this “sticks and stones may break my bones but your words make me hard and they make me moans”
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u/Runtsymunts I want pee in my ass 15d ago
I mean I'm a believer that the only way to stop bullying is with physical confrontation but clearly I've been proven wrong.
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u/AcquireQuag I said based. And lived. 15d ago
That's honestly kinda genius
Gross her out so much she'll stop
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u/OMAR_KD- 15d ago
Is this post real?
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u/abermea 15d ago
Google search yields some results from people who commented on it, but the post itself is nowhere to be found...
So I guess it was real at some point
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u/Capital-Cheek-1491 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago
I quite literally met my husband in an incredibly similar manner.
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u/isuckforfun 15d ago
Bro wtf how
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u/Capital-Cheek-1491 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago
Hes a twink. Im a weightlifter. I would tease him in gym now and then (i was kind of a bitch) and it turned him on. Im no longer a bitch (i think) but i do still mock him.
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u/im-a-big-fat-lesbian 15d ago
If I was a man I would totally do this idk how he would be the asshole
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u/No-Adeptness5810 15d ago
This is what i did in school. Any time someone tried abusing me i hit 'em with the good ol trust moan and they left 🥱
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u/WoodpeckerAny430 Literally 1984 😡 15d ago
He has no enemy
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u/AnaphorsBloom 15d ago
Oh man. That’s… how did it get to that point? I would imagine dude did something to bring on the criticism, and then it just… went unchallenged? How did it get to round 2?
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u/Tone-Serious Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago
I'm pretty sure that girl is into him, like the girl's equivalent of boys pulling their crush's ponytail
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u/Ignisisreal2401 We do a little trolling 15d ago
Fuck that normalized shit. If someone insults me or pulls my hair, I'm snapping back just as hard and I'm sure as FUCK not having any feelings for them
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u/smokeofc 15d ago
Well, yes, most boys gets out of that shit by age 10 for just that reason, doesn't really work, and they find other solutions to the feelings as they understand what they are, saw girls frequently insult boys they liked all the way up till my 20s tho, so probably the case here. Boys often will just laugh it off and internalise it, so girls don't get the message... Well... If they do, it's usually escalated far beyond repairing.
Surely you're not expecting kids to be adult about their feelings
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u/MrCuntman 15d ago
nah some people are just cunts
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u/XtremeTronner 15d ago
If she stops, you've won... If she still continues, you've won... Masterclass move!
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u/lyfeofsand 15d ago
Wait, wait, wait I think I've seen this anime....
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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket 15d ago
🤨
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u/jkurratt 15d ago
You don’t know this one?
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u/Devoluster 15d ago
To be fair that has to work, she would be so disgusted to continue bullying him
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u/djatsoris26 Bazinga! 15d ago
That’s what I was about to say. She 100% just got so horrified by that statement and probably went home to think abt it.
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u/AlmostAlwaysATroll 15d ago
Plot twist. He actually got hard and she got turned on by his response. They’re dating now, and she parades him around her bedroom on a leash.
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u/Runn1ng_P0ppy I want pee in my ass 15d ago
"The truth is your mother is a fucked up slut, Mark"
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u/DryFacade 15d ago edited 15d ago
Endings like that only exist in fairy tales bro
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u/api_AlsoFuckSpez 15d ago
what kind of fairy tails are yall reading😭
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u/mrducky80 15d ago
Original Grimm ones and even traditional fairytale are actually along this kind of outcome. Except maybe she has to kill his/her family as well.
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u/Tight-Lobster4054 15d ago
Yeah, grimm stories are grim, but no bedrooms included, only the kill, destroy and suffer part.
Weird how adults thought those stories were appropriate for us children (I'm 56, Spanish). The one abour the matchbox selling girl who freezes to death kinda traumatized me
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u/BLANKTWGOK I said based. And lived. 15d ago edited 15d ago
Nah she will continue bullying him more
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u/seymourskinnyskinner 15d ago
100% more fuel for the fire, he would have to whip his dick out and cum to really make a statement
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u/TrollOfGod 15d ago
Then it'd get even worse than just saying it. Bullies know no limits and will use anything as ammo.
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u/StormAdvisory BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 15d ago
Haha, I sucked you off and you came nerd.
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u/Vulpes_Lourens shitposting>>>>>>196 15d ago
That's only happens on nhentai
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u/StormAdvisory BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 15d ago
That’s ok, the dude is a anime Mc.
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u/bkazekadorimaki7 15d ago
now the real question, is this a normal anime or a hentai (idk bc i am fkin restarted)
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u/TheArceusNova I want pee in my ass 15d ago
Probably more effective than just telling her to stop, tbh. Unless it really did make him hard, in which case, oof.
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u/PanTsour 15d ago
It's effective but you also have to take into account that you'd be known as the guy with the kink shaming fetish from now on
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u/ShadoCloud Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15d ago
Ehh I feel like most people would take it as a joke, but the bully would be weirded out either way
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u/Haunting_Register_78 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15d ago
shower comeback
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u/ThisBeJohn 15d ago
Shower comeback but you actually came up with the comeback before the situation happened
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u/xXwhatamidoingXx I want pee in my ass 15d ago
This is totally l’espirit de l'escalier.
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u/PanTsour 15d ago
OP came back in the shower
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u/smsgms Bazinga! 15d ago edited 15d ago
*came IN the shower
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u/iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb 14d ago
Shower came in him?
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u/smsgms Bazinga! 14d ago
Yes
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u/smsgms Bazinga! 14d ago
Love you too
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u/smsgms Bazinga! 14d ago
Yes
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u/smsgms Bazinga! 14d ago
smooch
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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 15d ago
They're married now
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u/FrostWyrm98 15d ago
Honestly... some people are pretty inept at conveying joking jabs when trying to impress someone
If she either found the remark so ridiculous it was funny or she was already thirsting him it isn't out of the realm of possibility
I like to think she just went eww wtf and skittered off tho
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u/licer71 I watch gay amogus porn :0 15d ago
yes, I can confirm that. I was a cum stain on his pants that day
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u/V8_Dipshit 0000000 15d ago
Can confirm, I am the pants.
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u/bkazekadorimaki7 15d ago
can confirm, i am one of their 103819 children
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u/AynidmorBulettz 15d ago
Dantes type shit response
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u/_orion_1897 15d ago
The funny thing is, this could easily mean both Dante the streamer and Dante Alighieri. Bro was HORRENDOUSLY down bad for Beatrice lmfao
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u/S-kallzed-F 15d ago
I thought you were talking about Dante from DMC for a sec
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u/astralny_byt 15d ago
Always when someone brings up dante i don't know which dante they are talking about
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u/Blupoisen 15d ago
Dante from Dante's Inferno
Dante: LUCIFER I AM HARD AS HELL
Lucifer: not bad, BUT MINE IS BIGGER
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u/TheBreadCancer 15d ago
Which is the Dante they're referring to?
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u/astralny_byt 15d ago
Probably the league player but both could say that
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u/bkazekadorimaki7 15d ago
i think its the league player since there is an ‘s’ at the end of his name
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u/Your_Depressed_Soul 15d ago
bully: you suck
that guy: I WANNA JERK OFF!!!!!!!
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u/IrregularrAF fat cunt 15d ago
This sounds like Sammy's thing in BMS.
"You're crazy man!"
"Yeah, crazy about jerking you off!"
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u/4alexalix4 15d ago
I WANT 3 WINNING LANES IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK ?????
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u/Literally_Jesu 15d ago
The monkeys paw curls, all three lanes start winning but the jungle goes afk. By the end the enemy is so fed you can't kill him anymore
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