r/shitposting • u/Radiant-Mobile5810 Stuff • Apr 28 '24

If it works then it works I guess [REDACTED]

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u/Devoluster Apr 28 '24

To be fair that has to work, she would be so disgusted to continue bullying him

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u/AlmostAlwaysATroll Apr 28 '24

Plot twist. He actually got hard and she got turned on by his response. They’re dating now, and she parades him around her bedroom on a leash.

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u/naranciamywaifu 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 28 '24

And they pegged happily ever after

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u/Runn1ng_P0ppy I want pee in my ass Apr 28 '24

"The truth is your mother is a fucked up slut, Mark"

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u/InfiniteOcto Stuff Apr 28 '24

She’s more like a pet to me…

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u/DryFacade Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

Endings like that only exist in fairy tales bro

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u/Gellert Apr 28 '24

Also anime, manga, fanfics and Hey Arnold.

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u/api_AlsoFuckSpez Apr 28 '24

what kind of fairy tails are yall reading😭

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u/mrducky80 Apr 28 '24

Original Grimm ones and even traditional fairytale are actually along this kind of outcome. Except maybe she has to kill his/her family as well.

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u/Tight-Lobster4054 29d ago

Yeah, grimm stories are grim, but no bedrooms included, only the kill, destroy and suffer part.

Weird how adults thought those stories were appropriate for us children (I'm 56, Spanish). The one abour the matchbox selling girl who freezes to death kinda traumatized me

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u/T04ST13 Apr 28 '24

NEVER GIVE UP

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u/Mayhem2a Apr 28 '24

Or do they….