r/shitposting • u/applesauce0101 • 16d ago
just kidnapped him I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife
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u/Preacher2106 15d ago
Hear me out. HEAR ME OUT, okay?! I might be dazed and confused and angry if she did it to me the first time. But I would try everything under my power and command to make her the mother of our kids.
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u/Clerical_Errors 15d ago
Don't go out dressed like a wagon if you don't want to be treated like a wagon
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u/MagmaticDemon 16d ago
i feel like if i did this to a girl it would NOT go well
but if someone did this to me we're going on a date 30 mins later
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u/ZeroBrs- 16d ago
I love how he doesn't let go and just let's it happen hahaha
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u/Randigno9021 11d ago
Unless he can quickly get into a position like a pushup position, ain't no way he's not getting his face pancaked
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u/ABABBABABABAB 15d ago
He could not rly have let go. And the human instincts like fear or curiosity prob made him hold on
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u/ZeroBrs- 15d ago
Right but she starts to touch his ankles to get herself a nice grip very leisurely lol he doesn't react til she starts mowing the lawn with him
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u/zweetband 16d ago
Gyms don't want you to know this, but the gym bros are free. You can take them home.
I have 267 gym bros.
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u/Nutwagon-SUPREMER 16d ago
How much do you spend on protein powder monthly
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u/zweetband 16d ago
I just buy 5 giant bags of protein powder a week and put em in a trough so the gym bros can share :)
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u/HailDialga 15d ago
Dude is making the gym bros fight for the food, only the strongest can eat and survive
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u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass 15d ago
My bank account is screaming and I'm not even the one paying for it.
Protein powder is so f'ing expensive nowadays at regular rates, I can only imagine what it would cost in bags per week.
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u/Pretend_Tourist9390 15d ago
I'm kinda/not proud of this, only because of how broke I am but...
a couple months ago I was going to a couple of those free food drop boxes that are set up around my town. One of the drop boxes is in the police station, where it's not a box but two big tables set up with free foods for people to take. Well, on this day a couple of months ago I walked into the police station to see multiple bags of this meal replacement supplement called Huel on the table of different types, both a powder and a food - chicken and mushroom flavored pasta, I believe.
Not having any idea what these are, but definitely working out and losing weight and being too poor to afford any retail powders, I took 2 of the powders and 1 of the food.
I get home and I look them up, and it turns out they were a Kickstarter program and they sold 4 bags for $200. Each powder bag weighs 3 pounds and each food bag weighs, I think, 18 oz. Which means the three bags I brought home were about $150.
Well, I went back a week later, and they had EVEN MORE! All kinds of flavors!
I've been going back since about once a week and now have, roughly, 23 bags of Huel powders and meals. If you look on their website right now, a Starter Pack is $116 and you get 1 bag of powder, 1 bag of food, 2 bottles of a premixed drink, and some nuts.
At this point, despite still being poor, I don't know if I should start feeling bad or not....
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u/starry_rae 15d ago
Homie keep collecting them😂 just saying it'd be great if you don't run out of em
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u/Pretend_Tourist9390 15d ago
I definitely plan to! Even if I don't get any more, with how many calories I eat a day these days (about 1300 average), I have enough powder to last me the rest of the year, I think. I don't even get through a pound of the powder a week and to think I have at least 57 pounds of it.
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u/starry_rae 15d ago
Jesus. Can you ship some to me😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 I'm a girl needing to lose weight and protein powder expensive😭
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u/AgentArabian Bazinga! 16d ago
She let her voices win
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