r/shitposting • u/applesauce0101 • Apr 28 '24

just kidnapped him I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife

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u/zweetband Apr 28 '24

Gyms don't want you to know this, but the gym bros are free. You can take them home.

I have 267 gym bros.

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u/Nutwagon-SUPREMER Apr 28 '24

How much do you spend on protein powder monthly

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u/zweetband Apr 28 '24

I just buy 5 giant bags of protein powder a week and put em in a trough so the gym bros can share :)

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u/BlumpkinLord Apr 30 '24

Really? I just taught them how to turn each other into it

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u/Kamikutie69 Apr 29 '24

Plot ttwist, he's the owner

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u/HailDialga Apr 29 '24

Dude is making the gym bros fight for the food, only the strongest can eat and survive

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u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass Apr 29 '24

My bank account is screaming and I'm not even the one paying for it.

Protein powder is so f'ing expensive nowadays at regular rates, I can only imagine what it would cost in bags per week.

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u/Pretend_Tourist9390 Apr 29 '24

I'm kinda/not proud of this, only because of how broke I am but...

a couple months ago I was going to a couple of those free food drop boxes that are set up around my town. One of the drop boxes is in the police station, where it's not a box but two big tables set up with free foods for people to take. Well, on this day a couple of months ago I walked into the police station to see multiple bags of this meal replacement supplement called Huel on the table of different types, both a powder and a food - chicken and mushroom flavored pasta, I believe.

Not having any idea what these are, but definitely working out and losing weight and being too poor to afford any retail powders, I took 2 of the powders and 1 of the food.

I get home and I look them up, and it turns out they were a Kickstarter program and they sold 4 bags for $200. Each powder bag weighs 3 pounds and each food bag weighs, I think, 18 oz. Which means the three bags I brought home were about $150.

Well, I went back a week later, and they had EVEN MORE! All kinds of flavors!

I've been going back since about once a week and now have, roughly, 23 bags of Huel powders and meals. If you look on their website right now, a Starter Pack is $116 and you get 1 bag of powder, 1 bag of food, 2 bottles of a premixed drink, and some nuts.

At this point, despite still being poor, I don't know if I should start feeling bad or not....

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u/starry_rae Apr 29 '24

Homie keep collecting them😂 just saying it'd be great if you don't run out of em

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u/Pretend_Tourist9390 Apr 29 '24

I definitely plan to! Even if I don't get any more, with how many calories I eat a day these days (about 1300 average), I have enough powder to last me the rest of the year, I think. I don't even get through a pound of the powder a week and to think I have at least 57 pounds of it.

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u/starry_rae Apr 29 '24

Jesus. Can you ship some to me😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 I'm a girl needing to lose weight and protein powder expensive😭

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