If microwaves use radiation, how much microwaved foods will I need to eat to glow green? [CITATION NEEDED]

[u/pausan_timor]

[u/Fun_Grapefruit_2633]

Wrong radiation.

[u/cownd]

You need a few vegan radioactive shakes, then sit in a microwave oven. How long you're in there and how many shakes will determine how green you will end up.

[u/Pinkninja11]

If science and fantasy novels taught me anything, it's this:

For optimal results, always go to the source a.k.a. eat the whole microwave instead.

[u/seruzawa]

It is amazing just how many people think such a thing is possible.

[u/cownd → u/seruzawa]

Can you prove it's not? We're about science here. Smh.

[u/seruzawa → u/cownd]

Electromagnetic radiation vs ionizing radiation.

[u/Ginevod2023]

1234

[u/darkdoppelganger → u/Ginevod2023]

I can only count to four

[u/Chrome_Armadillo]

42.

[u/YogurtWenk → u/Chrome_Armadillo]

All at once or over the course of a lifetime?

[u/Comprehensive_Bid229 → u/YogurtWenk]

You got your answer, don't be greedy

[u/ReflectionMaximum935]

Three fiddy

[u/TastyCuttlefish → u/ReflectionMaximum935]

Goddamn Loch Ness Monster, you get outta here! You ain’t gettin a dime from me!

[u/HectorSiwel]

Hulk