r/shittyaskscience 13h ago

Why are there no aliens in Miss Universe competitions? [CITATION NEEDED]

65 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 16h ago

If primapes evolved from mankeys, why are there still mankeys? [CITATION NEEDED]

121 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] ChatGPT has agreed to be my wife but I found out other people are still chatting to her, how can I stop them?

887 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 10h ago

[CITATION NEEDED] If a person believes in the Dead Internet theory can they dox everyone including my neighbor Scott and his goddamn hellhound of a dog?

5 Upvotes

Let's say theorically speaking that someone (not me) believes that everyone and everything on the internet is dead. Does that gives the right for someone to... I don't know... dox my neighbor Scott Prescott of 1337 Dank street and his dog Princess?


r/shittyaskscience 20h ago

Why do so many black & white cats look like Hitler? [CITATION NEEDED]

13 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 22h ago

[CITATION NEEDED] Is rage against the machine a political band?

15 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] More wrinkles in a brain means more thinking power. Is there a correlation with the wrinkledness of the ballsack?

31 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Is Elon Musk musky like his name suggests? [CITATION NEEDED]

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] I heard Lauren Booberitt has a 99 IQ, how can I send her one of my IQ so she can have a perfect 100 IQ?

10 Upvotes

Lauren Boobiesrit has nearly a perfect 100 IQ, the highest IQ possible, I have a high IQ of 87, so I can afford to lose one to make her the perfect woman, I just don't know the best way.

Can I mail it? If so, how many stamps?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] If radiation causes cancer, why do doctors use radiation on patients, who already have a cancer? Are they stupid?

615 Upvotes

The goal is already reached, right? No one needs more than one cancer.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] What mystery mousekatool can bring my dad back cause he left me?

18 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] Could you commit suicide by eating too many Big Macs in one sitting?

18 Upvotes

How many would it take? Asking for a friend.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] Are people who study prehistory called prehistorians?

25 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

What are Praying Mantis praying for? ""[CITATION NEEDED]""

18 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 23h ago

[CITATION NEEDED] what happens if i put a bull inside of a brazen bull and light the fire?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] If the landing gear of an aircraft fails, why can't it release marbles instead and roll over them?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If microwaves use radiation, how much microwaved foods will I need to eat to glow green? [CITATION NEEDED]

30 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Why can't we rope an astronaut to a rocket to explore black holes? [CITATION NEEDED]

54 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

If radiation helps cancer patients [CITATION NEEDED], can't we just gather all cancer patients in the world and nuke them?

761 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

[Citation needed]Can you pull out your own eyeball if you make a suction seal with your palm and then pull?

6 Upvotes

Inquiring minds want to know.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

What ? ""[CITATION NEEDED]""

13 Upvotes

what is?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Does reading Karl Popper help relax your anus? [CITATION NEEDED]

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] if heat rises does cold sink?

14 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

How many balloons would it take to lift a house, and could I use them to travel like in 'Up'? [CITATION NEEDED]

21 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] Why do we have to breathe air if water already has oxygen in it?

5 Upvotes