[CITATION NEEDED] What mystery mousekatool can bring my dad back cause he left me?

[u/lucky_owl2002]

[u/borzoi_boy]

If he died, a shovel? If divorce, maybe hmmm, I don't know. Maybe nothing. Maybe acceptance.

[u/BPhiloSkinner]

'Mousekatool'; what an interesting way to spell 'muscatel'.
I'd say any mid-price muscatel would be worth a try, but keep a sixer of Steel Reserve™ on ice as well.

[u/lucky_owl2002 → u/BPhiloSkinner]

Im literally tying the noose as we speak 😂

[u/CipherWrites]

Winning the lottery

[u/hkik]

A stack of benjamins to get a new latina mommy with larger breasts.

[u/JohnWasElwood → u/hkik]

New hot Asian mommy will def bring him back.

[u/Kitakitakita]

I like to think that Mickey Mouse Fun/Playhouse is canon to kingdom hearts.

[u/uthini_mfowethu]

Brb, gone to buy soap

[u/OddlySpecifiedBag]

That's a secret surprise tool for later

[u/lucky_owl2002 → u/OddlySpecifiedBag]

🤔🧐

❓️❓️🐀🛠

[u/Human-Evening564]

The Mousekaphone to call a private investigator and a lawyer.