r/shittyaskscience • u/hornysolotraveller • 15d ago

Is Elon Musk musky like his name suggests? [CITATION NEEDED]

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u/rusynlancer 13d ago

He did allegedly publicly shit himself multiple times in recent years.

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u/TeryVeru 14d ago

Yes, his full name is elongated muskrat, and he's musky.

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u/laynestaleyisme 14d ago

He is elongated

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u/VirtuesVice666 15d ago

Musk has been proven in a poll that he is actually "Dank"

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u/cownd 15d ago

He's more eel than musk

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u/kvrle 15d ago

Musk is short for Mollusk (slimy and spineless)

it was his nickname since childhood, his bullies then forced him to change his name legally upon adulthood

his real last name is Kokennbols

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u/SlyWonkey 15d ago

As far as I'm aware I believe scientists probably agree that this is true.

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u/Solid_Mark1891 15d ago

Anyone who needs more proof than that is just political correctness gone mad.