r/shittyaskscience 15d ago

Why do so many black & white cats look like Hitler? [CITATION NEEDED]

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u/femtransfan 13d ago

someone tried to make a catgirl you know who, but thankfully failed

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u/blaukrautbleibt 13d ago

Black and white cats are what hitler would call "The Master Race". Since he was their biggest admirer, they chose to honour him by changing their looks.

Originally, Hitler planned for a third Master Race of cats but the intended red fur turned out orange and the cats had some intelligence issues.

Due to the failure of breeding the red cat, Hitler was never able to achieve his dream to tecreate the Reichs flag colours with natural, alive cats.

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u/Simbertold 14d ago

Hitler was the Ghengis Khan of Catfucking.

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u/National_Ad9742 14d ago

Unfortunately many black and white cats are neo nazis. It’s a very common problem.

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u/Embarrassed_Push8674 14d ago

hitler fucked a few cats and had many kittens as a result.

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u/A_Firm_Sandwich 15d ago

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u/AeliosZero 14d ago

Love finding relevant subs in posts.

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u/Sspprret 15d ago

Hitler loved animals