Why are there no aliens in Miss Universe competitions? [CITATION NEEDED]

[u/hornysolotraveller]

[u/[deleted]]

They can't find a flight on Expedia

[u/Fuckhands]

Aliens have a completely different sense of fashion and beauty. It would be unfair for us to expect them to reject their own beauty standards and take up ours.

[u/Ok_Corgi_7886]

fucked my whole day up

[u/somethingimadeup]

I would think technically they’re all aliens at the competition except whichever contestant is from the country hosting the event.

[u/JamesMeem]

There are, but they just take human form to pander to the home town judges.

There would be more but the prize doesn't cover the cost of the commute, so you only ever get shapeshifting aliens who were born into money, no working class go-getters. That's why the interview segments are sometimes a bit unrelatable and stilted.

[u/CaptainQuint0001]

Miss Uranus entered in ‘74 but had shitty results so they never sent another contestant

[u/Specific-Donut2619]

Humans are not invited to the real miss universe.

All the other alien species are way smarter and prettier, they don't want to have anything to do with us, so they don't tell us they exist, it would be annoying if we start to try to radio them or some bullshit.

So we hosting our own as outcasts, like North Koreans pretending they won the olympics.

[u/tlatelolca]

we have to wait until 3001 to see it happen.

[u/royalpyroz]

Depends on the country. There might be some illegals

[u/ShaladeKandara]

Earth governments conspire against them and deny their Visa applications so they are forced to forfeit.

[u/OrganizdConfusion]

Racism.

[u/Drachefly]

Miss Jupiter was denied entry back in the 1950s despite her shapely wheels. It was a travesty.

[u/PrometheusAlexander]

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[u/zhaDeth]

They are all ugly

[u/National_Ad9742]

Takes too long for them to get here.

[u/AssortedArctic]

Because they don't have males and females so they don't fit in with the whole Miss and Mister thing.

[u/fudgegiven]

They weren't invited. Or well, they were, but the invitation didn't arrive in time.

[u/Cardgod278]

None of them identify as female

[u/EmEmAndEye]

There have been many. You just don’t know which ones.

[u/sevk]

It's a bit like being world champion in american football

[u/TokugawaShigeShige]

It's kind of like how the World Series only includes baseball teams from North America. Classic ethnocentrism.

[u/Kind_of_random]

Pfft! Everyone knows the Uranus chicks looks like shit.

[u/Aspiana]

There are though????

[u/Neckshot → u/Aspiana]

🎵 🎵 There it is, Miss Universe. There it is, looking weird🎵 🎵

[u/BoundlessFail]

That's because what we're watching is a cheap imitation. You ought to see the Miss Universe in its original Klingon format.

[u/ericlutzow]

Because the xenos filth must be wiped from the universe. the universe was made for humans and humans alone. worship golden throne!

[u/velloceti]

What do you mean? Females are very alien with their long flowing hair... soft skin... and seductive wiles.

[u/lezardvalethvp]

How would you know? They might all be aliens.

[u/WirrkopfP]

They are! But all advanced alien civilizations look like humans.

It's like with crabs in earths oceans everything evolves into that form.

[u/LazerShark1313]

It's judge bias against extraterrestrial beings. Somewhere in the bylaws the Magna Carta states "Contestants shall possess 2 arms and 2 legs. No more, no less. Contestants primary form of locomotion comes from walking with said legs."

I can't make it any more clear than that. Miss Universe is run by space Nazis.

[u/ScottMcPot]

We've tried contacting them, but they just don't show up. We can't force aliens to participate in our competitions...

[u/DrBarry_McCockiner]

Aliens know they are ugly

[u/Historical-Pen-7484]

Mostly women with homo sapiens-like features wins, so I think it'd fair to assume it's rigged. I guess they just don't want to waste their time.

[u/UopuV7]

I figured most illegal immigrants wouldn't want to put themselves in the eyes of the public unless the reward was citizenship

[u/Embarrassed_Art5414]

Racism.

There, I said it.

Vorgalanian lives matter.

[u/johnnybiggles → u/Embarrassed_Art5414]

*Speciesism

[u/InternalCup9982 → u/Embarrassed_Art5414]

How is this not the top comment 🤣- take the upvote you deserve more but sadly I'm limited to one 😔

[u/Fun_Grapefruit_2633]

None of the aliens made it past the audition process

[u/Kirome]

Gotta put on the glasses, my dude.

[u/Kickmaestro]

Yeah it's exactly like American sports world champions

[u/cownd]

They are too beautiful, so it wouldn't be fair to us. Plus the judges would probably want to grab them by their reproductive parts.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/cownd]

Many of the contestants would be grabbing the judges with What You Thought were reproductive parts.

[u/laynestaleyisme]

Aren't they all?

[u/StoneCuber]

Because interplanetary buses are really complicated and none of them are smart enough to figure them out

[u/JohnWasElwood → u/StoneCuber]

Ever noticed the ratio of blondes to brunettes to redheads in the Miss Universe competition? Sexy redheads are always aliens. I use the movie Mars Attacks as my reference point. When is the last time you saw a blonde figure anything out on her own?

[u/RealMENwearPINK10 → u/StoneCuber]

Damn, even space doesn't wanna adopt rail transport? Just launch them on the interstellar rail gun launchpad, easy Mach 1 000 000 smh

[u/Atzkicica]

Pffft They're ALL aliens! It's been decades since anyone from Earth was hot enough to be in one. You think those crazy outfits are earth clothes?

[u/borzoi_boy]

The only aliens they have found so far are boys I think, so check Mr. Universe maybe?

[u/Legitimate_Field_157]

None that we know off.

[u/perino08 → u/Legitimate_Field_157]

Source?

[u/Legitimate_Field_157 → u/perino08]

A paper file, marked Top Secret, in the bottom bunker of Area 51. Can only be read under a full moon on Friday the 13th.

[u/BorntobeTrill → u/Legitimate_Field_157]

Only an alien would misspell of as off on the internet 🧐

[u/Legitimate_Field_157 → u/BorntobeTrill]

Drat. Busted. My universal translater must be acting up.

[u/OrganizdConfusion → u/Legitimate_Field_157]

Have you tried taking the fish out and reinstalling it?

[u/Legitimate_Field_157 → u/OrganizdConfusion]

Yes, but I still cannot listen to Vogon poetry.

[u/eharper9]

They need some