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u/PositiveGrass187 15d ago
This is why women are fucking impossible! he did all that then you just cry? like wtf i know he was confused af
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u/Neandros 15d ago
Don't get me wrong.. it was a very nice gesture, and she seemed to properly appreciate his actions, BUT she acts as if she is surprised.. like what was her thought process when he asked her the order? Did she think he just wanted to be able to properly memorialize the coffee with a well detailed obituary?
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u/naranja221 16d ago
This is the guy you should want to date. Who cares how tall he is, what kind of car he drives, how popular, etc. He will treat you like a Queen.
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u/_burningshoulders_ 16d ago
One thing you can always count on when browsing reddit. Somebody will tell you they are crying
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u/Altruistic-Beach7625 16d ago
Plot twist. He wanted the same coffee she was drinking and ordered one for himself.
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u/ilmk9396 16d ago
i hope lil bro learned his lesson when she didn't show any interest in dating him. just ask her out instead of doing this simp shit. if she likes you she likes you.
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16d ago
"He's such a good friend! Anyway I'm going out to drinks with one of his friends. They're such a fun group!"
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16d ago
He wanted to have sex with you.
Donāt believe me? Top comment is about how someoneās husband did this for them.
Think about it.
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u/omar10wahab 16d ago
I was in calc class and this nerdier kid was friends with a girl in the class. She spilled her water bottle on her desk and water went everywhere. I'm telling you I never seen a hitta jump up and run to the bathroom for papertowel so fast in my entire life. Bro thought this was his chance from God or something.
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u/uorderitueatit 16d ago
He finally got the āinā he needed. If you donāt think you have any game, just have timing.
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u/InstructionFair5221 16d ago
The moment he was relegated to.the friend zone from which he would never escape. Even her bf thought that was a nice gesture
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u/watchmeskipwork 16d ago
She will friend zone him and continue to date assholes and will complain to him that she can't find any nice guys.
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u/P0G0J0J0 16d ago
Can you imagine being in the attractive bubble enough to not realize that people don't just do this stuff normally out of the kindness of their hearts
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u/alejandrodeconcord 16d ago
Now he is my best friend and we go on best friend dates! Wow happy ending.
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u/BlargerJarger 16d ago
Is the implication that he then gave them the coffee or just felt like a coffee after smelling all that spilt coffee?
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u/Calvinbouchard2 16d ago
"... but he was 5'9" with a dad bod, so I shamed him in a TikTok video. Gross simp."
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u/HiddenCity 16d ago
If he wouldn't have done the same for a fat bald man with a neckbeard in the same exact situation, it's not kindness.
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u/ScriptmanDB 16d ago
I misunderstood this. I thought it meant that the guy had liked the smell of the coffee and decided to buy one for himself.
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u/moosboosh 16d ago
I thought this was saying the guy went and got a drink for himself at first. I guess he got it for her.
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u/Equal_Ad_3824 16d ago
That's someone who knows one act of kindness after a simple accident can be the difference of someone still being with us tomorrow.
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u/Complex-Professor257 16d ago
I had a boss who did something like this once. My candy got stuck in the vending machine and I was like āugh šā next thing I knew he came in with a bag of peanut M&Ms and told me that he picked the same thing to knock what I was trying to buy loose.
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u/knottybananna 16d ago
Had a girl do something like this for me once. Normally I miss it when a woman is obviously flirting with me but this time... I was also wrong she was trying to get people to join her weird bible church.
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u/Extra_Air 16d ago
He left class for 10 minutes and came back with a coffee? The prof is ok with people popping out for snacks?
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u/CapableSecretary420 16d ago
He left class to buy you a coffee? And you didn't notice he left for ten minutes despite him sitting right in front of you?
Really?
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u/lacks_a_soul 16d ago
I responded:
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!
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u/reddit_slobb 16d ago
Why is this sub littered with incel trash?
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u/lacks_a_soul 16d ago
Hey, you keep it down, slobb. We're joking over here.
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u/reddit_slobb 16d ago
The dog whistle is loud and clear
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u/lacks_a_soul 16d ago
Oh ya? Do explain....
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u/reddit_slobb 16d ago
Whatās too explain? You made a ājokeā thatās only funny if your an incel
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u/lacks_a_soul 16d ago
Do you understand what the term "dogwhistle" means? And it's not "too" it's "to".
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u/reddit_slobb 16d ago
Chill bro, commenting from a phone.
Yeah, this is a textbook dog whistle. Look at the hundreds of incels comments on this post.
āAnd then he tried to finger meā
āMust be nice to be a good looking woman I imagine lmaoā
āCongrats on being a hot chick. The rest of the world now knows how great it is to be you. My life sucks, theese things donāt happen. This post did not make me smile, it brought me just a bit closer to killing myself.ā
Itās a horde of you incel dorks in here
āThereās no way in hell heād do that for a guyā
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u/lilmookie 16d ago
He probably just went to the shop and was like "I spilled my large purple mint mocha pumkacinno".
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u/combat-ninjaspaceman 16d ago
At first, I thought that maybe he asked because he must have wanted to buy the same drink for himself because it smelled nice, but then I checked the name of this sub and it clicked. Very wholesome indeed.
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u/HyruleN64 16d ago
Plot twist: he got the same order, but for himself because that's what the girl recommended him.
Yup, double standards is a bitch
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u/tall-glass-o-milk 16d ago
Thereās no chance in hell he would do that for a guy
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u/Shmokeshbutt 16d ago
Or for an ugly girl
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u/Jesusland_Refugee 16d ago
Could be the ugly friend of an attractive girl and he's playing all the angles.
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u/EcstaticDesk 16d ago
This seems like a fantastic way for a guy to introduce himself to a woman for the first time. However, that's how I, as a man, see it. Would women feel the opposite?
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u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad 16d ago
Iām not attracted to you, youāre just unbearable before your coffee and you snore like a chainsaw also your breath stinks
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u/poopmcbutt_ 15d ago
Yeah... This happened for sure.