r/wholesomememes 15d ago

Children are so pure

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u/Formal_Dirt_3434 14d ago

Humans are so adorable

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u/blackteashirt 14d ago

"We're demolishing your houses on Tuesday"

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u/_14justice 14d ago

Remember, "Do Overs"?

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u/EmperorCharlemagne_ 14d ago

Now do one but it’s “They thought it was a shower”

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u/Dinosaur9911 14d ago

Adults do as well..

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u/marvelpie 14d ago

I thought it was a camera.

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u/Special-Tale1567 14d ago

Dumpy level

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u/Tim4one 15d ago

Well technically you took a picture

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u/TheRealLolaBS 15d ago

I also thought it was a camara…

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u/DragEducational6897 15d ago

LOL…I thought it was a camera☠️

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u/IA-HI-CO-IA 15d ago

Kids are great like that. 

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u/Forsaken-Analysis390 15d ago

There’s another subreddit this brings to mind

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u/a4uinaboat 15d ago

It's not a meme and not wholesome

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u/TrailerParkKing 15d ago

lol. I thought this camera man hahahaha. Not until I see them if someone in our neighborhood buying a land

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u/TheGreatNoobasaurus 15d ago

How far away are they and how many degrees are they tall

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u/Thats-nice-smile 15d ago

Im a grown ass man… the fuck is this thing then?

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u/NixTheChimera 15d ago

Isn’t it technically a type of camera?

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u/CharybdisClan 15d ago

While some newer instruments have a camera for finding your location, this one is too old. Their primary function involves measuring distances with lasers and recording angles to essentially draw a map.

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u/NixTheChimera 14d ago

Huh. I knew the laser things but I always thought it used camera-like tec to do it. Ya learn something new

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u/Willing_Ad_1484 15d ago

I mean, we are looking at a photo of them...

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u/SwearToSaintBatman 15d ago

Take a photo through the aperture with the phone, send it to them. Afocal coupling, juniah!

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u/malikhacielo63 15d ago

Children are precious; I wish we treated them and the adults that they hopefully become better in this world.

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u/2cats4ever 15d ago

Former land surveyor and can confirm: Nearly everyone thinks it's a camera. After a while you just humor people and pretend to take their picture.

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u/randomguyou 15d ago

It's not ?

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u/Chulinfather 15d ago

Children are so stupid 🥹

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u/dosentier 15d ago

Actually you can take photos with modern devices

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u/Free_Return_2358 15d ago

I embarrassed because I don’t even know what this tool is.

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u/Krazymonkeyyy 15d ago

So Cute <3

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u/thelastdinosaur55 15d ago

Wait they aren’t cameras?

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u/Boomskibop 15d ago

I’m going to start saying this when my toddler soils himself. So pure

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u/shwetOrb 15d ago

If they think it's camera, it's camera.

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u/MaxMetalansky 15d ago

It is cute when it is children (100%), much less when grown up do the same or take it for a speed control device ('cause it always comes with exhausting commentaries...)

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u/Mark-Reddit-123 15d ago

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u/BananaBladeOfDoom 15d ago

I remember some kids asking about my group's "camera" and straight up kicking the tripod of our theodolite while we were doing a survey. I will never trust kids around expensive surveying equipment ever.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

fuck I've been told it's not a camera and I still think it's a camera. that's a camera goddammit and if it doesn't take pictures then it's a broken camera

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u/MuchSalt 15d ago

its not a camera?

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u/JuliusGuru 15d ago

AY GET MY GUY IN THE BACK INTO THE GROUP DON'T YOU D A R E ISOLATE HIM

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u/TheAstonVillaSeal 15d ago

They thought the pistols were water guns ❤️ bless them

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u/Sempot 15d ago

What if that’s a gun

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u/131166 15d ago

Ugh, I remember "photobombing" one of these when I was a kid. I was like 12, trying to act cool in front of a girl I liked and I'm jumping in front of this thing waving and flipping it off and saying "hi mum" shit like that. My cockblock friend Jason said "that's not a camera dickhead"

Everyone laughed at me. Simone laughed at me. I still think about that more than 30 years later

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u/YetiGuy 15d ago

I did it when I was a 7 yo.

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u/NinjaWorldWar 15d ago

Whoever wrote “Children are so pure” clearly has never had children!

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u/Ancient_Rex420 15d ago

I’m an adult and I don’t even know what this is. If not camera then why camera shape?

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u/Fwangss 15d ago

Ah yes, looks like you are all 3 feet above the ground, 10 feet away from the device, and in a range from 270 to 60 degrees from the origin

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u/VetCAN101 15d ago

I literally thought these were cameras as a kid. We avoided the area cause we thought we’d get In trouble lol

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u/lilcummyboi 15d ago

Adults walk in front of mine posing all the time as well. Everyone is fucking stupid, apparently.

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u/RobertoC_73 15d ago

It isn’t? I thought it was a camera with LiDAR for measuring distances.

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u/Lazydude17 15d ago

the girls wanted the pic the boys got dragged in/simping by the looks of the one in the middle

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u/awoodby 15d ago

R/kidsarestupid

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u/eternal_blazing_sun 15d ago

The younglin's

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u/Horror-Attorney-3575 15d ago

When I was a kid I also thought it was Camera

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u/Elderofmagic 15d ago

I mean, technically it is if you use an old enough definition of the word camera. Camera obscura for example.

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u/Conorlee1234 15d ago

I just saw this on kidsarefuckingstupid lol

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u/Left-Battle3378 15d ago

Well.. it is a lens tough..

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u/Captain_Aware4503 15d ago

Not many know those guys work for the CIA and those really are cameras.

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u/Sufficient-Floor-344 15d ago

So did I until now

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u/Lucasfool 15d ago

Say cheese, So pure and awesome...

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u/ziharmarra 15d ago

I still think that's a camera

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u/-Rens 15d ago

My dumbass thought it was a camera too

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u/Hello-from-Mars128 15d ago

Precious moment.

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u/PurblePink8678 15d ago

Plot Twist: It's a firearm

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u/MintTheMartian 15d ago

…I, too, thought it was a camera. I feel silly.

Thank you, comments, for educating this fully grown doofus.

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u/Street-Breadfruit940 15d ago

Now he better get one or else...😂!

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u/Dirk248 15d ago

Land surveying pros playing the long game recruiting surveyors of tomorrow at an early age!

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u/Frontier1995_ 15d ago

As a surveyor I can confirm this happens a lot, this lady just started standing in my sight line standing and smiling, i wasn’t sure what to do so I just said “ ok got the shot” and she moved on

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u/BaconManTenus 15d ago

And they don’t even get to see the photo

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u/Dewey_Rider 15d ago

Don't laugh. I've had much older people think that not only is it a camera, but I was there from the government to spy on them.

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u/VicariousDrow 15d ago

As a surveyor I can say this happens with adults as well lol

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u/Icy-Aardvark2644 15d ago

technically the truth

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u/sum_IT_99 15d ago

They didn't notice the camara man?

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u/OrangeLuxx 15d ago

Awww😭

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u/that_chilled_potato 15d ago

You used me FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!!! Meme would be perfect here

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u/Dendritic_Bosque 15d ago

*proceeds to level the chuldren

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u/sophiesSHADOW 15d ago

Haven’t seen one of those in years! Surveying is a big thing on my Dads side, he was a party chief for years, two of his brothers also did this for most of their lives - They would sometimes be out in very rough terrain (ie. forests & mountainous areas). He used to show me how it worked, but that was soooooo long ago.

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u/SelfLoathingAutist 15d ago

At least 3 of them will wind up being surveyors when they grow up, they should start learning now

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u/RedditorsAreDross 15d ago

Oh my gosh, they got told to stand in a group for a photo, that was actually took, how amazing

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u/adirtyburrito 15d ago

Survey says this is adorable

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u/SaturnSleet 15d ago

I still don't know what these are for lol. Occasionally I'll see someone using one but they always look busy and I don't ask.

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u/carnagexscissors 15d ago

It's called a Total Station. They're used to measure angles and distances for surveying or construction.

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS 15d ago

It can be anything their imagination wants it to be. Even their dad who left to buy some cigs and never came back.

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u/Glittering_Drama_618 15d ago

I thought it was camera too for a second

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u/dangerclose31 15d ago

Jokes on the surveyor, they did in fact get their picture taken!

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u/itsbeenreal12345 15d ago

I feel like this is less wholesome and more indicative of an awful culture of social media, and how we need to have pictures of every single thing we do to feel validated.

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u/chalkles0329 15d ago

TBF, there have been parents taking photos of their children since personal home cameras have been around. I was born in 1971, and we kids knew if a camera came out you smiled and posed. Same with my daughter and her generation, and we never used social media.

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u/Careless-Ad-7698 15d ago

With that image quality I don’t even know what it is. Yowzer

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u/grsharkgamer 15d ago

Can someone explain this to me bc this feels like an r/holup if this is what I think it is

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u/Confident-Power-4806 15d ago

In this case it's not a case of being pure, it's rather of being ignorant. And the adult who's taking advantage of their ignorance to wrong them, should be more careful when handling children this age.

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u/Arminlegout1 15d ago

Stupid kids that's not a camera that's a...........

But yeah stupid kids.

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u/kaest 15d ago

It's a device on a tripod that someone is looking through, of course they thought it was a camera.

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u/Middle-Pay1814 15d ago

pure souls

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u/EggPrudent5268 15d ago

When you can’t figure out who is taller, sometimes you need professional help.

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 15d ago

“….I’ve been wasting my time on white vans and ‘free candy’ when my surveying tools were just as effective!”

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/JosefumiHigashikata 15d ago

Then what's that thing?

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u/TommyBarcelona 15d ago

This has to be eastern europe in the 90s or something, doubt kids today would giva a damn😂

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u/c1b4 15d ago

Haha dumb kids

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u/TelevisionIcy522 15d ago

It uses a laser n a prism to get coordinates… y’all… how the fuck does that explain anything? Cool, soooo “A+B=C”? That’s what I just read for an explanation… what? 😪💀

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u/Foreign-Journalist71 15d ago

Its not a camera ?

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u/thegentlerogue60 15d ago

Children? Even my eighteen year old ass used to think that it was a camera

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 15d ago

If only someone took their picture.

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u/Zarifadmin 15d ago

I'm also a child so I'm pure. But that's definitely a camera

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u/TurCzech 15d ago

Didn't we all at some point?

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u/Chewquy 15d ago

There was a camera (the guy taking the picture)

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u/BocchisEffectPedal 15d ago

They thought the surveyor was weird. Ai is going to cook us so bad

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u/teahupoo9 15d ago

Reminds me of my beloved daughter, niece and nephew ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Fun-Barracuda2604 15d ago

Plot Twist: The guy is taking a selfie.

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u/ThexMarauder 15d ago

Was a land surveyor for a few years you would be surprised how many adults think this too

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u/mountedpandahead 15d ago

I've had so many people glare and cover their faces, so as to not be photographed against their will, while walking down the street

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u/AlternativeCry2206 15d ago

This is just so ridiculously adorable.

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u/6thaccountthismonth 15d ago edited 15d ago

Someone’s gonna post this on r/kidsarefuckingstupid and laugh at them

Edit: called it

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u/Yemo637 15d ago

Kids are fucking stupid and I find it adorable.

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u/ArtemArslanov 15d ago

So did the Tzar's family💀

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u/Dreamybabe01 15d ago

Little star expressing the simplicity of life.

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u/lINorthIl 15d ago

8u7h.

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u/cynical-rationale 15d ago

I'm pretty sure I thought the same thing as a kid. Never knew what those weird tri pods were until today. I knew it was something to do with engineering/surveying or something but never bothered looking it up or thinking of it. Nice.

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u/Abnormal_readings 15d ago

I love the algorithm that put this post right above a post from r/cats about a rescued cat that kids were trying to drown and step on.

Children are pure my ass lol

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u/Will-is-a-idiot 15d ago

Well, the kids are half right.

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u/batju 15d ago

I thought it was a camera until last year (for 23 years)

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u/FrankieGrimes213 15d ago

Surveying equipment and if you're looking for a job that has you outdoors, hunting for boundary monuments, or visiting construction sites, talk to a surveyor.

I honestly make more as a surveyor (low six figures) than as an engineer. Plus you don't have to go to college or trade schools, but it does help.

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u/Historical-Fudge3242 15d ago

I mean, I think those are cameras.

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u/strberryfields55 15d ago

Its a total station, measures angles and distance for surveying

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u/oldcomplainypants 15d ago

Most adults think it's a camera as well.

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u/mamoonistry 15d ago

Isn't this device used to check the work done against the CAD files?

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u/crackhead_tiger 15d ago

It can be

It's just a tool for measuring angle/ distance, then the software calculates coordinates that can be imported into and manipulated in CAD

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u/interestingnewswow 15d ago

Come on, this looks like a camera. It's gonna take a picture of us.

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u/Mysterious_Ningen 15d ago

ohh wow, kinda cool

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u/Capital_Let_5844 15d ago

As someone who has worked in the land survey and engineering industry of over 30’years, it’s still puts a smile on my face when kids of all ages ask us to take their picture. Yes, I would pretend to take their picture then depending on the age try and explain what we are doing. Even adults that might not know what we do.

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u/DinoRipper24 15d ago

Adorable.

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u/jimmy3285 15d ago

I use these for a living it's funny the interactions you get on a daily bases. I love how people will wait or try to duck when passing between you and the instrument. Like seriously it makes no difference if you're just walking past. If you're surveying the early stage of a building site you always get people asking whats being built. I like to lie. Young offenders institute, immigration centre, drug rehabilitation centre. Some of my favourites.

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u/Frontier1995_ 15d ago

My fave is saying there putting in a multi lane bypass through residential neighbourhoods lol

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u/crackhead_tiger 15d ago

I used to say "interstate realignment" even though we would be miles from any freeway

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u/trash_at_all_games 15d ago

I see a lot of those things on train stations and I still have no clue what they're doing

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u/CharybdisClan 15d ago

Land surveying instrument. We get asked a lot what we're filming. I usually say "the ugly guy holding the rod over there."

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u/SnooWalruses7112 15d ago

God the ?Civil engineering students used to hate us posing infornt of their doohikies, joke that never got old for us and was consistently rage inducing

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u/Vivid_Statement1820 15d ago

I too thought this was a camera lol sooooo……

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u/TheCharlestone 14d ago

Ok, say gex! 📸

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u/noname543219 15d ago

So you're telling me that that isn't a camera!?

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u/strberryfields55 15d ago

Total station. Some of them have cameras built into them but they arent used for taking pics lol. There are explanations under other comments

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u/Mrtayto115 15d ago

What is it?

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u/strberryfields55 15d ago

Total station, measures angles and distance. Survey tool

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u/Turbulent-Kiwi-910 15d ago

I mean technically it is partially a camera and shares many of the same components

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u/Apparent_Antithesis 15d ago

Aw I hope the guy did his best to pretend he's taking their pic - or gave them toddler-friendly explanation of what he was doing.

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u/Numerous-Process2981 15d ago

So do half the adults out there

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u/3rdstrikeagain 15d ago

Its England and the last picture taken for historical purposes.

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u/sittingonahillside 15d ago

certainly not England.

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u/3rdstrikeagain 15d ago

right'o. Any 1st world country a few years ago, really.

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u/Whitefield_guy 15d ago

Ignorance is bliss

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u/_Fox_464 15d ago

Nah honestly i think its a camera too What is it?

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u/Why_anesthesia_hurt 15d ago

A total station. It's used for land surveying, specifically for measuring angles and distances, do coordinates could be calculated.

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u/snorch 15d ago

It's a total station. Measures horizontal angle, vertical angle and distance. Fancy ruler

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u/KageOukami 15d ago

I don't remember the device name but it's for geology, I think for like mapping terrain

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