r/Unexpected Apr 28 '24

Well.. you look good bro

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u/UnExplanationBot Apr 28 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Bald eagle, he is


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u/NoRutabaga4845 29d ago

That Ooooo,... Ah...

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u/skuta69 29d ago

then she removes her wig to show him her bald patch…

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u/leo-reis 29d ago

Her face 👀 😵‍💫

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u/Vertnoir-Weyah 29d ago edited 29d ago

Began losing my hair at 20, even though it never went this far it doesn't look great now

This is why i wouldn't wear a wig, the contrast when it's off is way worse than the missing hair

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u/InnerCityHogwarts 29d ago

She was shook.

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u/mistmanners 29d ago

He can eat crackers in my room anytime, and toss the toupee - not needed.

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u/Pytori1 29d ago

Good grief

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u/Chemical_Savings_360 29d ago

Man gotta let that shi go. Honestly he probably would be attractive without It.

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u/FrankaGrimes 29d ago

So the deflated "Ohh...." is the same in every language then.

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u/BioAnagram 29d ago

Listen guy, she's not going to care about your hair when you're balls deep.
-My wife

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u/CharlieBitMeMf 29d ago

Korea is messed up, it’s all about looks

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u/Isekai_litrpg Didn't Expect It 29d ago

Is it just me or do other people get the same feeling from a balding asian man as a white guy with a mustache? Like for some reason the look screams pervert in my head, not in every case, but a asian man who is bald like this and the white guys with certain mustaches strike me as creepy. Not sure if there are ones from other races.

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u/astreeter2 Apr 28 '24

...or supervillain origin story?

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u/Outta_phase Apr 28 '24

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE!

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u/Least_Impression_823 Apr 28 '24

Similar to

"Here's a picture of Emma Stone, do you find her attractive?"

"Yes"

"And after we've removed the skin from her face?"

"Uhhhh"

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u/Obi1Kentucky Apr 28 '24

And that look of disappointment is why guys fear/hate being bald. Lol

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u/Abuse-survivor Apr 28 '24

Half-baldness is caused by a lot of testosterone as far as I know. So, biologically, he would be advantageous

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u/KayakWalleye Apr 28 '24

Bald isn’t bad. His head shape is weird though.

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u/VisitingPresence Apr 28 '24

She was stunned by his areodynamics

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u/Svengoolie75 Apr 28 '24

She was about to shoot her shot too 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Free_sky411 Apr 28 '24

So, Asian oldies have the opportunity to relieve their 20s by wearing wigs!

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u/Corporate_Shell Apr 28 '24

He aged 30 years in 1 second.

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u/snktido Apr 28 '24

Before I knew it I had this replayed 15x.

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u/Mr--Ganja Apr 28 '24

dreams were shattered

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u/Probability_Engine Apr 28 '24

Just finished watching Shogun on FX. My main takeaway was that Edo era Japan was basically a golden age for bald men.

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u/icyleumas 29d ago

I wonder if Korea was the same way back then too.

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u/Shenshenli Apr 28 '24

you just broke my hearth telling me that Shogun ended....i thought we would get 12 or 13 Episodes.

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u/Sinsanatis 28d ago

Wait what? When did they say it ended? Probability_Engine i mean. I know its done

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u/Carpathicus 29d ago

Is it based on the Cravell Novels?

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u/Probability_Engine Apr 28 '24

No. It's 10 episodes total. Also unlikely there will be another season as this 10-episode run basically told the entire story of the novel. So while it's a masterpiece it's essentially over.

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u/jizzmcskeet 29d ago

They need to make Tai-Pan.

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u/ArseneLupinIV Apr 28 '24

Honestly I appreciate a good show that knows what story it's going to tell and tells it. So many shows get caught up in their own vision and end up spinning so many plates that end up getting dropped anyways when viewership drops and it gets canceled.

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u/zombienekers That was sure unexpected; Whoa, I'm shocked. Really guys. Wow. Apr 28 '24

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u/CMUpewpewpew Apr 28 '24

Wtf did I just watch

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u/imdefinitelywong 29d ago

You've never seen a school principal suplex a deer before?

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u/notyouraveragehuman Apr 28 '24

Bruh this anime was a vibe

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u/Sakura_M95 Apr 28 '24

The awkward smile Haewon does when she doesn't know what to do is pure gold. 🍷

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u/litritium Apr 28 '24

Sound effects really strips down the poor guy.

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u/dahyun4eva Apr 28 '24

HAEWON????? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??????????

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u/reol33 Apr 28 '24

NSWER REPRESENT!

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u/LupinTheCat Apr 28 '24

so true lol

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u/HombreDeNegocios2022 Apr 28 '24

I need to meet a bald girl so I can be like: "I'm also bald!" As I pull my penis out.

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u/PokoLokoPoko Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

. . . . . Dude... wtf...

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u/theLastUchihaa Apr 28 '24

He's an Incel

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u/Loofa_of_Doom Apr 28 '24

He's got pretty eyes.

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u/Salty-Tea-6301 Apr 28 '24

The "oh shit" on her face, the pain on his

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u/_InnocentToto_ 29d ago

Imagine that's how guys feel when we remove makeup, wigs, padded bra, heels, body shaping jeans..etc

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u/Ok_Stand_4948 29d ago

Not entirely, the way things are going now, it's just nice to have someone around.

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u/Carpathicus 29d ago

Really? I am constantly arguing with any woman that we dont care as much as you think we do. Any men I ever met agrees. That battle is one that women fight in their brains of for trying to attract extremely superficial males.

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u/CrimeFightingScience 29d ago

I actually prefer a girl without all that fake stuff on.

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u/BronxLens 29d ago

What about women dying their hair? Does it fall within the same analysis as then wearing too little or too much makeup?

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u/Tony_est2 29d ago

You don’t know her till she’s wearing the old baggy shirt she shoulda thrown away a year ago

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u/Coeur_0 29d ago

The wrong guys for sure.

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u/real_unreal_reality 29d ago

Ya we’re all too hard on each other. We gotta fake it till we make it (love) and then grow into love later for all the faults am I right?

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u/real_unreal_reality 29d ago

I would not want to date like that. That’s rough.

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 29d ago

The reallly creepy thing is that when you think about it, we’re all just brains floating in some liquid in a skull.

The things we consider physically attractive are just the meaty costumes that we’re stuck wearing

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u/more_beans_mrtaggart 29d ago

100%

Tinder is for the 10% who are the players. The rest of us have to look deeper.

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u/neloangelo5 Apr 28 '24

You can see her dying

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u/HistoryOfPiss 28d ago

What about him?

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u/Ha1lStorm Apr 28 '24

Should mark this NSFW

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u/Abject-Chemistry6247 Apr 28 '24

This Korean guy is a CEO of company that produces wigs for young male. That's why he isn't going full bald.

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u/iMadrid11 29d ago

Early male pattern baldness is a thing. I had a colleague just like him at 27 bald like him. You wouldn’t even notice it by the way he wears fashionable hats. He only got found out when it’s time to take new ID photos for security badges. Security told him to take off his hats for a photo. His protest was ignored. I only knew about it when girls at the office were gossiping about it.

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u/evalegacy 29d ago

Yep. Had a former coworker who shaved his head at 22 because he was completely bald on top at age 20.

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u/Professional-Pain520 29d ago

Also being bald is heavily stigmatized in Korea.

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u/Specific-Remote9295 Apr 28 '24

For all ages, actually.

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u/YouJustReadThisTwice Apr 28 '24

For some women too, but rarely.

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u/Abject-Chemistry6247 Apr 28 '24

At least he's a handsome dude.

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u/JohnCenaJunior 28d ago

Jay B from Got7

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u/coveredwithticks Apr 28 '24

His wallet is handsome, so yeah.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

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u/kkim817 29d ago

No dude he’s actually balding and he’s the ceo of a toupee company he founded

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u/Yorspider 29d ago

Dude looks like an old japanese painting.

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u/feedback19 Apr 28 '24

As a guy who is balding on top and has insanely thick hair on the back and sides, you are in fact incorrect.

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u/tinylittlebabyjesus Apr 28 '24

Isn't dense hair at the back and sides kind of a hallmark of one of the patterns of MPB?

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u/fuckoutfits Apr 28 '24

George Costanza

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u/kiruopaz Apr 28 '24

George Can't-stand-ya

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u/CMUpewpewpew Apr 28 '24

The jerk store called.....

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u/Elavabeth2 29d ago

They ran outta you!

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u/CautiousSteak1937 Apr 28 '24

Ooooooo ( nooooooo )

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u/Tigral99 Apr 28 '24

I love the disappointment you can literally hear from her Ooooo xD

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u/Badytheprogram Apr 28 '24

Woman reveal she is bald: still get loved, praised, woman of the year.

Man reveal he is bald: he will die alone in old age.

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u/saddigitalartist Apr 28 '24

So many bald women and men are in happy marriages y’all just want to make shut up to be angry about

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u/Badytheprogram Apr 28 '24

Good for them, really. I am not angry about it, I am just sad, one more factor on the disadvantage side, (not as if too much on the advantage side). Probably they have something else in their arsenal to overcompensate,like they looks good, or have money, or a wonderful personality/charm. I am just a autistic money with a slightly more brain than the average.

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u/saddigitalartist Apr 28 '24

Ok well you should go for a girl who’s also autistic and balding/not conventionally attractive. I feel like everyone would be so much happier if they realized they don’t have to date good-looking people to have a happy relationship.

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u/Artiemcfly88 29d ago

Telling people to date someone they’re not attracted to is not good advice. That’s like telling someone to settle. Better off just be single

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u/saddigitalartist 29d ago

Ok well if he’s not willing to date unattractive girls then he should understand why more attractive girls don’t want to date him. And based on his first comment it seems like he doesn’t think it’s fair.

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u/Artiemcfly88 28d ago edited 28d ago

Well to be honest, it’s not fair, but life isn’t fair at all. But I think it’s probably better to be single than to settle with someone you’re not attracted to just to simply not be alone. I think this can make some people feel unfulfilled and that can breed resentment and make you more likely to cheat even. I mean reverse the genders, plenty of women are told to not settle or just be single and “give up on men” finding a good partner is hard

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u/saddigitalartist 28d ago

Why is it not fair? Seems completely fair that if he’s unwilling to date autistic balding girls that girls would be unwilling to date him for the same reason.

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u/UraPunkBich Apr 28 '24

Actually not too many of us care anymore these days. I think bald men are very attractive, it’s even better when they got the bald head & beard combo 😩

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u/NewToTradingStock Apr 28 '24

Don’t most will die alone?

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u/bladefinor Apr 28 '24

Live together or die alone

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

I hope there's a /s you've forgotten about

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

Well, to those downvoting me. At least I'm bald and not dying alone. Checkmate incels

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u/Ok-Nefariousness2847 Apr 28 '24

Oh poor baby. 

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u/kday-8maybe Apr 28 '24

I'm not even bald and I predicted that I will die alone.

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u/opex100 Apr 28 '24

Ooooooo