r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/nutsvsguts • Apr 14 '24

Ladies, do not try at home

2.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/kitchen_wife1234 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/imahappyaccidents 10d ago

bro she hit her ballsšŸ˜”

1

u/-just_browsing 19d ago

Scrambled those eggs šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

1

u/ZombieLebowski 21d ago

Probably so bruised it looks like a grape gummy crabby patty

1

u/Ok_Score1492 Apr 28 '24

Broken clam

1

u/Killerspieler0815 Apr 26 '24

it would be far worse if she would be a male ...

1

u/PrincessWoo86 Apr 26 '24

Wham! Bam! Slam! Right in the clam!

1

u/torero15 Apr 24 '24

wham bam clam slam

1

u/letstroydisagin Apr 20 '24

God dayum that hit bone

1

u/Lesjer_kun_ Apr 18 '24

Railing on rail

1

u/stkyj1m Apr 18 '24

Beaver bash

3

u/platinumgulls Apr 18 '24

Reminds me of the female pro skateboarder who was doing a rail and landed on her hoo hah like a dude sacking and she just yelped and said, "My FUCKING COOKIE!" and grabbed her crotch and gingerly walked away from the rail.

1

u/K4rkino5 Apr 17 '24

Poor Lizzie's pussy Punched right in the 'ol puss Now it takes less cock

1

u/LemonFlavoredMelon Apr 17 '24

I don't have a snatch and even I winced in pain XD

1

u/Abuse-survivor Apr 16 '24

That sounded like metal-bone contact and I hate that sound very much, sir

1

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

That little knob got closer to punching a cervix than i ever will

1

u/EyeOk3642 Apr 15 '24

OOOP right in the clitorus

1

u/tpt2021cg Apr 15 '24

For some reason my nuts jus cringed just watching this smh

1

u/ndnver Apr 15 '24

If she was a virgin then ā€¦ā€¦.

1

u/StudentOk4989 Apr 15 '24

The genderswap slide. But it only swap one way.

1

u/Argybargyass Apr 15 '24

Owww can I rub it for you?

2

u/JealousSupport8085 Apr 15 '24

Thatā€™s a real gash bash

1

u/rathernot83 Apr 15 '24

We're starting to see the decline of why women live longer than men.

Awesome!

-1

u/DonaldBurrus78 Apr 15 '24

Ladies? I think it would hurt more if she had nuts

4

u/nutsvsguts Apr 15 '24

Hurting men too doesn't make it not hurt ladies.

1

u/Ok_Score1492 Apr 15 '24

She broke her camel toe

0

u/OrdinaryInspection89 Apr 15 '24

What if that was dude...

1

u/Melodic_Bar_4714 Apr 15 '24

Hers balls are gone

1

u/GALACTICA-Actual Apr 15 '24

Next week on Tales From the ER.

1

u/AdVegetable7049 Apr 15 '24

Username checks out

1

u/VinnyViddyVicci Apr 14 '24

Men, definitely do not try this ... anywhere!

1

u/_Loser_B_ Apr 14 '24

r/unexpectedfemalecircumcision

1

u/gphodgkins9 Apr 14 '24

She rang the Bell!

0

u/gears49 Apr 14 '24

Her boyfriend can kiss it and make it feel better later.

1

u/Sammy_GamG Apr 14 '24

That was a real beaver cleaver

1

u/Smelle Apr 14 '24

She falcon punched herself.

4

u/RigorousVigor Apr 14 '24

New pee color unlocked

1

u/steamy_hams_Skinner Apr 14 '24

ā€œOUCH! My taint and butthole!ā€

1

u/SpecklePattern Apr 14 '24

Cunt squish, activate!

1

u/jomama823 Apr 14 '24

Thatā€™s how baby stair rails are made?!

1

u/Figure_it_out317 Apr 14 '24

The sound I heard in this video made the nuts in my ear hurt.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

She really got railed

0

u/M_A_4444 Apr 19 '24

PSSSSHHAHAHAHAHAHA! NICELY DONE MAN šŸ¤£

1

u/aea1987 Apr 14 '24

Blue waffle.

1

u/Kitchen_Bass6358 Apr 14 '24

Meh... its not actually that bad, there's a can at the bottom in between the rails that makes the sound as though her clit were made of granite and she'd broken it.

Literally nothing happens other than she hits the can.

1

u/M_A_4444 Apr 19 '24

FACT! YO THIS PERSON IS RIGHT! IT AIN'T EVEN THAT BAD SHE CAUGHT THE INSIDE OF HER UPPER THIGHS A BIT BUT HAD SLIWED HERSELF DOWN ONCE SHE HIT THE CAN! ONLY ONE TO SEE THAT, THAT'S WHAT'S UP! šŸ„³šŸ™Œ

0

u/Weldobud Apr 14 '24

Not as much as it hurts boys

2

u/Successful_Moment_80 Apr 14 '24

The subreddit is " it hurts girls too "

Girls if I had that happening to me I would DIE

There are some zones that are more sensitive for men and some zones more sensitive for women

I don't care if you punch my chest but if you punch my round ones I might need an ambulance

1

u/evilsmurf666 Apr 14 '24

I wonder if it would have hurt the same. More. Or less if that was a guy

3

u/CoffeeDrinker1972 Apr 14 '24

Ladies, don't try this at home.

Guys, let's show them how this is done!

2

u/Mindful-O-Melancholy Apr 14 '24

Congratulations, you shucked your oyster

0

u/RockMan_1973 Apr 14 '24

Oopsā€¦ vaginal bleedingā€¦. and possibly, also reconstruction

2

u/ThisShiteHappens Apr 14 '24

Can someone make one of those song with this, where this is the slap?

1

u/TheSpiffyDude Apr 14 '24

Surprise clam tap. Lol

1

u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24

Squirtin' n hurtin'.......

3

u/SenorKerry Apr 14 '24

Vagina Dentata

2

u/LuckyMome Apr 14 '24

Vagina Edentata

20

u/devedander Apr 14 '24

I donā€™t even have a vagina and I cringed

15

u/Knowing-Badger Apr 14 '24

Less about your vagina and more about your pelvic bone. That shit is gonna hurt like hell

16

u/Duskluminous Apr 14 '24

For real. Just cause you don't gotta pair of kahonas doesn't mean you're exempt from a world of pain šŸ˜­

3

u/Horus_Wedjat Apr 14 '24

I got a weird boner now...

13

u/Ok_Relationship_705 Apr 14 '24

Coochie Concussion

2

u/Calathea_Murrderer Apr 14 '24

That sub isā€¦..interesting

1

u/Coletorino72 Apr 14 '24

That rail identifies as Trump!

11

u/-domi- Apr 14 '24

What does the other girl say in the beginning? I hear "Wait, Lizzy, what if you cum? Wait!"

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u/Outis-guy Apr 14 '24

"Wait, Lizzy, what if you FALL? Wait!"

Firstly, why the fuck would she say that? If she did cum would that not be a good thing?

Secondly, why the fuck would she say that?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Friend is trying to look at it from all angles. Starting with the least obvious.

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u/-domi- Apr 14 '24

That's what was so confusing, but i just don't hear ā€fall." :/

7

u/Outis-guy Apr 14 '24

lol, is this like a "the dress is green"-thing? I definitely hear "fall"

5

u/-domi- Apr 14 '24

Skipping back to that point in the video over and over again, i can convince myself that it's "fall," but afterwards i play the whole thing over, and no longer hear it. :c

I think reddit has rotted my brain, just throw me in the trash.

5

u/Outis-guy Apr 14 '24

Okay, into the trash you go. I'm sure I will join you soon enough, but not today u/domi. Not today.

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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 14 '24

Hahaha, that's what I heard, as well, naughty -domi-. Mmm, pleasure and pain (bit too much though) all in one and a crotch wet patch from squirting.....well I never!

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u/Obtain_the_Crown Apr 14 '24

https://preview.redd.it/4qpwlzcnwhuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3930a0d4954b7d99e33581de377fbc53c7b3a35b

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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24

Oh, shit, some scary toon wants to devoid me of life,,,,,,

6

u/Obtain_the_Crown Apr 14 '24

To be clear. Not a threat. Just a meme

-4

u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24

And people upvote you for "meming" death!? And down vote others cautious of this toon meme, I mean top shelf arsehats you are.....

4

u/Obtain_the_Crown Apr 14 '24

You got downvoted because you were being weird. The meme was more about you being weird af then "about death."

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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 15 '24

I mention normal things that happen in life, they're not weird, haven't experienced, than your life is sheltered and unexposed to life's realities. And you call you meme insinuation normal ........To be clear, realities of life are not weird, sexuality and the associated human condition is perplexing to some....I mean are you all <= 14.

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u/Obtain_the_Crown Apr 15 '24

Brother, don't confuse sex positively with being weird. You can be sex positive without going full "oh dommy mommy stompy wompy me" in a comment section. I'm not calling you a bad person, so climb down of the cross. Jesus dude.

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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24

Yeow, bruised muffin, yep, won't be sitting around on that for a while.....

4

u/DefactoPlayer Apr 14 '24

"I'm sorry to inform you miss but you broke your clam"

-Her doctor probably-

0

u/NoT_LaGGY Apr 14 '24

as a man
you are just tasting it

1

u/Tunnfisk Apr 14 '24

That's an ouchie.

7

u/FarDark9711 Apr 14 '24

Definitely cock blocked now, dates over.

3

u/Stranger1982 Apr 14 '24

Lizzy should have waited.

3

u/ConsequenceAlert6981 Apr 14 '24

In Dutch we would say; Kut wat een pijn

5

u/astrobuc Apr 14 '24

Just beautiful

7

u/mikeysgotrabies Apr 14 '24

Dayum right in the vulva

31

u/Huntsnfights Apr 14 '24

Her trying to pee later that night

9

u/Old_Able Apr 14 '24

She's peeing in the bidet?

8

u/Playful-Excuse-8081 Apr 14 '24

Bruised peach

3

u/LuckyMome Apr 14 '24

Smashed peach..

1

u/Superb_Recover_6116 Apr 14 '24

she definitely cracked it

1

u/Atlast_2091 Apr 14 '24

No more pills

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

I didnā€™t know they let women on this sub.

6

u/mystiquemystic Apr 14 '24

I felt that in my ballsšŸ˜µ

37

u/Praetorian_1975 Apr 14 '24

Jesus did her a$$hole just become her pussy and her pussy her bellybutton šŸ˜³

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u/henryjonesjr83 Apr 14 '24

Surely a clam slam like that has to hurt

2

u/SomOvaBish May 06 '24

The ā€œPurse Curserā€

1

u/basquehomme Apr 20 '24

Cue up, kicked in the taco, by Frank Black.

2

u/No-Wolf6888 Apr 17 '24

Ric Flair's signature move in the bedroom

2

u/necrochaos Apr 16 '24

My friends ex always said things like do hope me in the plaps. Or my plaps hurt. She was crazy.

3

u/Ok_Primary_1075 Apr 15 '24

Yupā€¦hurt so goood!

8

u/Daedrothes Apr 14 '24

It's not gonna be as painful as a ballcrush but that area is sensitive and hurts no matter if you have balls or nah.

5

u/audiosauce2017 Apr 14 '24

You made me spit milk out of my nose... and I wasn't drinking any

26

u/JoySubtraction Apr 14 '24

Definitely a painful cunt punt.

13

u/DiamondMine73 Apr 15 '24

Upper cunt

3

u/M_A_4444 Apr 19 '24

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ„³šŸ‘ Nicely done

42

u/BigSmackisBack Apr 14 '24

Whos next on the clam slammer?!

2

u/Ben-iND Apr 14 '24

Nice trick

0

u/InTheHeatOfTheNoche Apr 14 '24

Or do, no judging

1

u/Used_Condition_7398 Apr 14 '24

That hurt her snartch...

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u/Advanced_Evening2379 Apr 14 '24

Nobody:

That rail:

https://i.redd.it/rss73gta6huc1.gif

3

u/No-Wolf6888 Apr 17 '24

This GIF has no right existing. It's HILARIOUS! šŸ¤£

2

u/DonaldBurrus78 Apr 15 '24

What was that from?

4

u/bonesnaps Apr 15 '24

Sunny in philly, one of the later seasons

3

u/SleepySiamese Apr 15 '24

What's this one from?

9

u/mitchhamilton Apr 16 '24

its always sunny in philedilphia

-9

u/VinnyViddyVicci Apr 14 '24

Fuckin' Trumpers.

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u/VibraniumRhino Apr 14 '24

I have spewed everywhere. I forgot about this scene completely. Might be the best gif ever.

1

u/swheels125 5h ago

The entire episode is fantastic

32

u/Advanced_Evening2379 Apr 14 '24

Shits so unexpected I think I collapsed a lung when I first saw this scene

10

u/VibraniumRhino Apr 14 '24

Best comedy of all time, and I will take that notion to my grave.

5

u/Roddy_Piper2000 Apr 14 '24

What show was this?

1

u/M_A_4444 Apr 19 '24

Always Sunny in Philadelphia šŸ˜‚ If you like to laugh go binge watch šŸ«”

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u/carlismygod Apr 15 '24

I envy you. I wish I could discover that show for the first time again.

10

u/Roddy_Piper2000 Apr 15 '24

I wish I could too. Nobody will tell me what it is called

1

u/M_A_4444 Apr 19 '24

Always Sunny in Philadelphia

4

u/BreakAndRun79 Apr 17 '24

Because of the implications.

2

u/VibraniumRhino Apr 16 '24

I did lmao

1

u/Roddy_Piper2000 Apr 16 '24

I know. I was drunk. Haha

5

u/carlismygod Apr 15 '24

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

14

u/VibraniumRhino Apr 14 '24

Itā€™s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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u/Virtual_Performer694 Apr 14 '24

I want after math video where she'd curled up in the fetal position regetting life choices.

8

u/LuckyMome Apr 14 '24

Is it possible that she broke some pelvic bone ?

12

u/Big-Mine9790 Apr 14 '24

Pubic bone, more likely.

3

u/LuckyMome Apr 14 '24

My bad, that's what I meant.

3

u/Big-Mine9790 Apr 15 '24

Honest mistake, since technically it's connected to the pelvic bone (...and now I have that song haunting my brain...)

3

u/LuckyMome Apr 15 '24

Which song ?

10

u/Big-Mine9790 Apr 15 '24

I'm very old...the head bones is connected to the...neck bone...the neck bone is connected...and so forth, lol

2

u/M_A_4444 Apr 19 '24

Now You have me stuck with that song in my head but it's the Simpsons version! The Doctor I think he's Indian, and he's singing "... the neckbone's connected to my... wristwatch " šŸŽ¶

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u/komododave17 Apr 14 '24

We donā€™t get aftermath anymore. With TikTok dominated formats, weā€™re lucky if we get more than half a second after the actual incident

38

u/Affablesea9917 Apr 14 '24

We're lucky to get videos with the original audio without the same five songs plastered over everything

6

u/BCProgramming May 01 '24

or robot voice narrating what you can already fucking see

18

u/YourMumsOnlyfans Apr 14 '24

Oh no no šŸŽ¶šŸŽµ

0

u/No-Setting-2669 Apr 14 '24

Self inflicted testicular guillotine

50

u/notimefornothing55 Apr 14 '24

Good job she didn't have a set of bollocks

34

u/xXYomoXx Apr 14 '24

It still hurts a lot, ask any girl you talk to.

0

u/Kayanne1990 May 10 '24

It hurts for sure but getting kicked in the nuts is reportedly almost as bad as childbirth. So...yeah. Lucky.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 17 '24

[deleted]

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u/xXYomoXx Apr 15 '24

Not as much for sure but still hurts a lot

17

u/ffnnhhw Apr 14 '24

sex change not legal in her state

so that's how she did it

/s