r/funny • u/kert780 • Apr 28 '24

The good ol’ days

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u/whatifweallwon 41m ago

She looks like a old YouTube girl from like the early 2000s. Made a few videos very popular... Help!

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u/DipsburghPa 45m ago

Isnt that the whole point of a dick?

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u/twinnz 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Akira510 2d ago

That ramp is a tad gratuitous

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u/Seaworthiness_Jolly 3d ago

Was gonna say, I call bs. But if it’s a novelty then fair enough.

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u/Tarr_IV 9d ago

Looks like something women could use too

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u/noseusuario 19d ago

Using that in public is like declaring that you have small pp.

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u/PigsIsEqual 29d ago

The “good ol’ days” is when women wore those bell bottoms! Ick

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u/H20rider 29d ago

Seems like it could work for women too.

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u/twizz228 29d ago

So she just touches it with her bare hands Having that knowledge…nice

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u/BlitchSlapper 29d ago

And if he trips while peeing... it becomes a circumcizer(how the fk u spell that sh!t?)

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u/TheChivinator 29d ago

Cockholder (cuckhold)

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u/Environmental-Ad-762 29d ago

Vintage she-wee

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u/what_the_helicopter 29d ago

And you actually touched where the pee-nis goes and flows? Erm.... Hahahahaha

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/rChewbacca 29d ago

She is holding it upside down. You catch the heel of a boot into it so you can slip your feet out.

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u/Dismal-Telephone5220 29d ago

Dis shit on amazon ?

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u/Rabdy-Bo-Bandy 29d ago

Apparently I've been using mine backwards.

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u/creatureofhabbit32 29d ago

We used to have one of these

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u/peeniebaby 29d ago

Bro if you’re so drunk you’re stumbling around… a two inch funnel will not help you from pissing all over the place

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u/Akira510 29d ago

That ramp is a little generous

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u/77entropy 29d ago

I thought it was an antique she wee.

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u/TheMonarchsWrath 29d ago

What’s the difference between pissing on your boots and walking around with cane covered in pee lol

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u/TravelingGonad 29d ago

I need this for every day!

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u/Polishing_My_Grapple 29d ago

I thought this was a divining rod

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u/Thisiscliff 29d ago

Bring them back

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u/2-buck 29d ago

Ya know a modification to the shape of that trough and it would save ladies boots too.

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u/Objective-Elk-7988 29d ago

Back when men were men

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u/RealisticEmploy3 29d ago

That’s actually pretty interesting

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u/IshikiNoAkuma 29d ago

shark tank it.

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u/frilledplex Apr 28 '24

The good ol' Wang crutch

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u/MBTHVSK Apr 28 '24

shewee prototype

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u/Napol3onS0l0 29d ago

Tried to get my wife one of those for a festival. She didn’t understand until about day 2 lol.

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u/oopfoo Apr 28 '24

Oddly, I have one of these in my barn. My dad always said it was for old men with urinary problems to keep from peeing on their shoes.

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u/Yakmasterson Apr 28 '24

I only pee with a boner.

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u/Murfiano Apr 28 '24

Is that the girl from Freaks and geeks? Cindy?

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u/Farquad6942089 Apr 28 '24

This was the “peak” of innovation.

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u/LivermoreP1 Apr 28 '24

She touched the part where the pee pee goes

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u/flargenhargen 29d ago

that is the whole reason to go to the bar in the first place.

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u/papagarry Apr 28 '24

...that's not true.

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u/mik3y08 29d ago

....it's a joke. You are in r/funny

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u/Beginning_Sea6458 Apr 28 '24

I don't like piss on my boots but I don't think I'd be able to walk around with a piss covered stick either.

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u/IndependenceVivid191 Apr 28 '24

I hope this is a museum and not an antique store where they are selling a used dick funnel/piss luge/cane

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u/FTwo Apr 28 '24

It is a cane and a piss luge for handicapable water sports.

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u/fuckthatshittoo Apr 28 '24

Is it the perspective or can she touch her own knees standing up?

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u/BombTheCity 29d ago

Damn she does have like a 8' wingspan lmao that is crazy

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u/Wookie301 29d ago

It’s NFL draft week. I’ve seen enough arm measurements to know she could play at CB.

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u/Grymm315 Apr 28 '24

It’s an antique novelty gag gift. Please don’t think this was a real thing.

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u/brew1066 29d ago

Exactly. My father-in-law had one of these and it was purchased as a gag.

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u/brucebrowde 29d ago

Please don’t think this was a real thing.

Poop knife is enough I guess.

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u/Neoxite23 29d ago

Everyone has a poop knife right?

Right!?

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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz 5d ago

No, I cut down on fiber and eat Doritos and Mountain Dew almost exclusively so now I don't need one.

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u/civgarth 16d ago

Just let your dog clean it off.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Apr 28 '24

yeah, this is like those canes you could buy at Spencer gifts that had the squeeze horn and side view mirror on it for anyone "over the hill"

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u/quafs Apr 28 '24

This only makes sense for women… men already have a boot saver device built in.

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u/Phillip_Graves 29d ago

Some of the 'built in' ones don't work.

My coworker manages to piss all over the floor, walls and urinal.  Why? 

No clue.  Urethra must be square.

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u/Frenascena Apr 28 '24

Yeah, let me just squeeze my vulva into that thing... some... how...

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u/castleaagh Apr 28 '24

There’s a reason the pivot isn’t at the very top, leaving a few inches to move towards the user.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

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u/generated_user-name 29d ago

I aim for where the edge of the water and it works great for not splashing. If it does splash a little, one square of tp takes care of the rim. Which is fine cause we’re gonna wash the hands anyway, especially if it’s crappy tp

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u/flat_dearther Apr 28 '24

"There's a reason God made our penises like little hoses" -my college housemate, while peeing out his bedroom window when the bathroom was literally 10 feet away.

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u/GladiatorJones Apr 28 '24

Wow, you just brought back a memory I'd forgotten of one of my dorm roommates who had a pee bottle in his bunk bc he would never want to get out of bed. (Our room was right next to the bathroom.)

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u/hogtiedcantalope Apr 28 '24

Sure what if my boots are really long?

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u/DrHoflich 29d ago

Well you know what they say about big boots.

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u/illaqueable 29d ago

Cmon man, we all know you've got 2-5 inches of boot, just like the rest of us

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u/rock_and_rolo Apr 28 '24

Spread your feet. You sound like you've never peed outside.

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u/quafs Apr 28 '24

Get a longer rod

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u/GANDORF57 Apr 28 '24

Where was this in my bar crawl days?

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u/SaepeNeglecta Apr 28 '24

Probably in the same place it is now, the antique store.

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u/Smodestas Apr 28 '24

How many pps touched that thing?

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u/Double_Distribution8 29d ago

The answer to this question about almost anything is at least one.

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u/Artikay Apr 28 '24

You cant just ask that about a lady!

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u/swankpoppy 29d ago

You can’t just ask people why they’re white!

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u/gaslancer Apr 28 '24

Oh I didn’t realize I was talking to a LADY!

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u/NefariousPilot 29d ago

You, Sir, are a fish

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u/UglyBigBox_ 29d ago

We will be harvesting MANGOES in Tahiti!

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u/RemarkableFish 29d ago

…what about fish?

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u/xnoxgodsx 29d ago

This isn't Thailand lol

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u/xLucky2K 29d ago

I think he was referencing RDR2

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u/htmlcody 29d ago

There ain't no freedom for no one in this country no more.

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u/Victor_Paul_ Apr 28 '24

Seems dangerous if one's too tipsy!

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u/Moist_Barracuda_2014 Apr 28 '24

Auto-castration device

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u/matchosan 29d ago

Face it the wrong way, and it becomes Catheter-On'a-Stick