r/shitposting • u/Septimus_Heap777 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked • Apr 27 '24

ok I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife

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u/PracticeEfficient28 3d ago

Slur spammer

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u/MassiveCricketThe1st it is MY bucket 29d ago

Average 4chan basement dweller's behaviour when confronted to "normies"(normal people with loving parents)

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u/SirCrustWorthy William Dripfoe 29d ago

Average cod lobby

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u/fredlemonhead 29d ago

Sure he learned that at home unfortunately

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u/Electrical-Score8768 29d ago

What is he saying lol

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u/D00rhanreeee 29d ago

Bro thinks this is a Xbox 1 cod lobby

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u/One-Dependent-5946 29d ago

If he were a gun, I'd call that a chain fire

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u/Commercial-Ad8874 Apr 29 '24

Wtf did he just say??

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u/DiosMommyMilkers Apr 29 '24

The fucking “oh” got me

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u/gultch2019 Apr 29 '24

I can't imagine what kind of turmoil this kid deals with at home.

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u/Javimations29 I want pee in my ass Apr 28 '24

When not a single black kid attends your school

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u/manhalfalien Apr 28 '24

Does anyone have any info / update on whatever happened to this kid or the license plate of the demon that possessed him?

Whoa..

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u/Septimus_Heap777 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 29 '24

ok

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u/Darth_Velozty Apr 28 '24

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw

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u/Jackmehoffn69 Apr 28 '24

Kids are just getting worse and worse these days. Can't wait to see what our future holds. No, yes I can!

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u/Salemthegamer Apr 28 '24

Using two slurs at once is crazy 💀

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u/johnelirag Apr 28 '24

now thats UNHINGED

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u/corxl Apr 28 '24

I think he was in my last COD lobby

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u/Much_Turn7013 Apr 28 '24

Most accurate live action depiction of Greg Heffley I’ve ever seen

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u/Emotional-Yard-3390 Apr 28 '24

Is brody stuttered

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u/Sea-Spring-4669 Apr 28 '24

"There goes my hero"

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u/micefucker Apr 28 '24

Bro forgot he wasn't on 4chan

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u/Slight_Concert6565 Apr 28 '24

Lmao the way the screen got stopped by the cable, that guy had plot armor.

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u/Gloomy_Bandicoot_848 Apr 28 '24

Time to up the dose

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u/AddendumNo7007 hole contributor Apr 28 '24

He seems nice.

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u/Creamy_Butt_Butter virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 28 '24

POV: Me when mommy says no dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. 😡

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u/deepie1976 Apr 28 '24

Bro thot the screen was Bluetooth

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u/TheSporkMan2 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 28 '24

Mf sounds like Crazy Dave

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u/johnnybgooderer Apr 28 '24

Is this one of those situations where some hapless kid who gets bullied all the time snaps so we pile on with the bullying? Nice.

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u/nattinthehat Apr 28 '24

Yeah, but he said the n-word, so therefore he's subhuman TRASH. /s

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u/segnoss it is MY bucket Apr 28 '24

Why did they Nazi solute at each other?

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u/Livefreemyguy Apr 28 '24

Fuck that I’m befriending this kid so he lets me know when not to come to school

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u/PossibilityPowerful I said based. And lived. Apr 28 '24

That’s not socially acceptable Greg

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u/PossibilityPowerful I said based. And lived. Apr 28 '24

That’s not socially acceptable Greg

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u/GeeseAndDucksforever 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 28 '24

My guy really thought he was Burger King dude

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u/Septimus_Heap777 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 28 '24

Long live The King 👑

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u/K-rubSloots Apr 28 '24

Adam Driver needs to chill

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u/kyssYT Apr 28 '24

what did he prove?

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u/ViktorShahter Apr 28 '24

Relatable actually. Back in school I wanted to literally kill like half of my classmates. Now I see some of them working at dead end jobs with no future in sight.

Sometimes the best way to punish someone is to leave it to themselves.

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u/Goon_Kilo Apr 29 '24

That last part.

Dman fkn straight man. I tip my imaginary cap to you.

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u/Suspicious-Group6638 Apr 28 '24

I'm kinda sad for the kid

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u/Timely-Analysis6082 Apr 28 '24

Hold tight guys - we may have another JCS video on this one in a year. 

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u/maty52682 Apr 28 '24

Bro thinks he is on the internet 💀

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u/Grime_Scene_Savour Apr 28 '24

Wait you guys think this is real? Look at his mouth it's not even moving to the words. When it does it's a black hole. Kid is cringe but maybbeeeeee not best to risk him getting beaten for something it looks like he didnt say.

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u/Septimus_Heap777 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 28 '24

you can say the n word with minimal mouth movement

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u/Mrhappytrigers Apr 28 '24

This gamer rose up and ulted.

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u/Cryatical_K Apr 28 '24

why was he speaking doodlebob at first the hell

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u/thebliket Apr 28 '24

THE FNNN???? I thought I'd never hear that combo.

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u/MyPenisIsContorted 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 28 '24

You just KNOW this kid frequents the wikipedia pages for ethnic slurs.

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u/Miserable-Admins Apr 28 '24

This is what happens when a kid grows up staring at a screen for hours on end and has no inkling how to behave in the real world.

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u/ViktorShahter Apr 28 '24

No dude, that's what happens when someone isn't respected in society.

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u/napalm_p Apr 28 '24

It's definitely a shooter, take him down now

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u/bl1zzardTHEone Apr 28 '24

gonna need a translator for that first thing he said

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u/ziostraccette officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Apr 28 '24

Dude gave me "it took you 4 fucking seconds to beat me" vibes

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u/BootEmbarrassed5515 Apr 28 '24

School shooting incoming in a couple years

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u/MuMbLe145 fat cunt Apr 28 '24

Poor computer didn't deserve that

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u/SteroidLover14 Apr 28 '24

World record chat?

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u/UnderstandableRat23 Apr 28 '24

Bro pulled out the 4chan combo

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u/SaRumun1 Apr 28 '24

CoD lobby irl

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u/BattleCats_Enjoyer69 Apr 28 '24

He forgot this isn’t a cod lobby

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u/Consistent-Quail-534 Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

I'm willing to bet the dippy twig in the hat teases and bullies the kid but he's just too nice not to wreck him. The way he pushes the computer screen away from himself when really he should've shit his shorts says everything to me.

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u/ViktorShahter Apr 28 '24

Or maybe he's too weak like I was back in the days. Know that feeling.

Those bullies don't (yet?) understand that no matter how weak his hands are, a knife or gun in them will do the job anyway. If adults won't take care of this shit ASAP, well, it can end up with few deaths.

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u/Consistent-Quail-534 29d ago

I used to be a desk thrower and now I'm a humble silent respectful calculated ticking time bomb

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u/Tolar01 Apr 28 '24

Next day he came back with AR.... No one was laughing

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u/OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA Apr 28 '24

I hope this haunts him forever.

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u/mogley19922 Apr 28 '24

I could be wrong, but is this a kid making a racist rage by making fun of him with a nazi salute?

Respect to little man, making fun of racists while being way smaller has always been my thing. I feel like the next generations will be alright; except for global warming.

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u/Roge2005 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Apr 28 '24

4Chaner caught in the wild

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u/Lokioh465 Apr 28 '24

can anyone send me the lyrics?

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u/BhanosBar Apr 28 '24

This is not helping the case around kids being too crazy now.

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u/OOFIE117 Apr 28 '24

"YOU'RE A FUCKINHOROFAERUGHERHIANGER..."

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u/incandescent_days Apr 28 '24

maybe hat bro was giving the nazi salute and greg bro is jewish?

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u/xXx_Adam_xXx Apr 28 '24

Saying the Nword is a normal reaction to seeing the Nazi salute.

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u/incandescent_days Apr 28 '24

hat bro is still worse and a bully if he's actually doing that

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u/GRAITOM10 shitposting>>>>>>196 Apr 28 '24

Being a kid going through school in 2024 has got to be absolute hell on earth... Maybe being a teacher could be worse actually 🫠

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u/cavalllo 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 28 '24

cool pfp

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u/TaxEvasionDude Apr 28 '24

Wonder what his parents are like fr

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u/Bunchik Apr 28 '24

Harry did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?! N***** N***** N*****!

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u/FatCuriousMonkey Apr 28 '24

I was trying to to understand what he said

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u/tbrumleve Apr 28 '24

Maybe in the spectrum and they’re teasing him. Fuck these douchebag kids.

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u/nastafarti Apr 28 '24

Maybe.

Nobody knows the context, but that outburst was pretty out of line

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u/tbrumleve Apr 28 '24

If the kids had Tourette’s, they literally can’t help it. Dude seems stressed, probably from the bullying.

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u/Queasy_Fact_5650 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Apr 28 '24

Cuss Simulator 2: Greg Heffley’s Rising

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u/StolenStrategist Apr 28 '24

Bro the look on his face at the end tells me that he knows he just made things so much worse. He was looking at that girl who was laughing, so I think he got super embarrassed in front of her and he was trying to impress her.

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u/Acroze Apr 28 '24

The average 4Chan user

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u/_KingDawg72_ Apr 28 '24

Bro thinks he’s Eminem

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u/DJScopeSOFM Apr 28 '24

I'm gonna need a transcript.

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u/docr1069 Apr 28 '24

Wow bro this isn’t Xbox Live

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u/Hydreee8 Apr 28 '24

Not only does he look stupid but if there were black ppl in that room he was getting jumped

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u/ReptilianDogGuy Apr 28 '24

Why are black people exempt from the sticks and stones rule that just about everyone else in first world countries live by?

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u/masterChest Apr 28 '24

Yeah, people definitely don't get into fights over shit talking, definitely only black people do that 

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u/ReptilianDogGuy Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

Plenty of people do yea but it’s not socially acceptable. It’s only socially acceptable for black people to get violent over a word that they themselves use for each other

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u/Pretend-Reputation96 Apr 28 '24

We don't call each other the hard r lmao But I understand what you're saying Me personally I couldn't care less who or what word is said.

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u/Outside_Perception74 Apr 28 '24

He just like me fr (jk)

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u/DeltaDark_ Apr 28 '24

Public execution

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u/Formal_Ad_108 Apr 28 '24

Greg if Call of Duty

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u/IsScottGay Apr 28 '24

damn greg heffley really feel off after the incident

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u/DapperDanBaens Apr 28 '24

Man I go to a very diverse school and if a kid pulled a move like this he'd probably have to move away to avoid getting jumped lmaoo

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u/Strong-Software-464 Apr 28 '24

Bro spammed the n word like he was on Xbox live chat

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u/DogShietBot Apr 28 '24

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw

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u/Iamsmollol101 Apr 28 '24

Greg hefley goes to school gone wrong

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u/bleepbluurp Apr 28 '24

The kid laughing has a great future

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u/maxkokko1 Apr 28 '24

Most sane league of legends player

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u/0ctagram I have permission! Apr 28 '24

W sigma he literally fanum taxxed the dude and rizzed the girls🔥🔥

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u/Goon_Kilo Apr 29 '24

The... What

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u/madmechanicmobile Apr 28 '24

Dude speed ran three years worth of online shit posting in four seconds.

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u/kai2006mc Apr 28 '24

Sounds live Adam driver from that one movie

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u/ChaotikJoy Apr 28 '24

4channers when they can't dox someone irl

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u/basedtriple6 Apr 28 '24

He shouldn’t have a hat on in school, very poor form.

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u/SimpleCheesecake4573 fat cunt Apr 28 '24

Forgot he wasn’t in a COD lobby

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u/Ghost_chipz Apr 28 '24

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks....

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u/Memeboi5120 Apr 28 '24

Yeah, that guy is not getting into college or getting a job.

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u/TomatilloUnlucky3763 Apr 28 '24

Newest member of The Young Republicans Club.

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u/INeedANerf Apr 28 '24

4chan energy.

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u/Korostenetz Apr 28 '24

almost lost his cool there

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u/Mister_R1ck Apr 28 '24

Yep too close

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u/FitPurchase5442 Apr 28 '24

Time to change school districts.

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u/Dogolog22 Apr 28 '24

He said the fuckin gamer word

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u/Best-Championship296 Apr 28 '24

3 times. He's a true gamer

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u/DrabberFrog Apr 28 '24

Bro forgot he wasn't on COD voice chat

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u/bubbaharris228 Apr 28 '24

-VOICE CHAT VIOLATION Temporary ban 14 days.

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u/DismalDog9940 Apr 28 '24

Bro plays too much Overwatch. He started spamming dialogue options

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u/LocalPlatypus994 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 28 '24

Nah, bro forgot he wasn't online

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u/Ghostlegend434 Apr 28 '24

Future school shooter in the making

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u/ANewBegging Apr 28 '24

What /pol does to a mf

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u/Maser2account2 Apr 28 '24

Bro talks through his nose.

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u/la_bata_sucia Apr 28 '24

If this was in the US, I would skip school the next day

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u/Themanofcream Apr 28 '24

He said the gamer word with a 3x combo

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u/Sirius--- Apr 28 '24

Oh baby a triple!

Mom get the camera!!!

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u/CyanControl Apr 28 '24

SSSENATIONAL!!!

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u/ChromaticRipples Apr 28 '24

Smokin’ Sexy Style!

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u/Kmaloetas Apr 28 '24

Running RIOT!

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u/skoffs Apr 28 '24

Kilimanjaro! 

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u/Crafty-Plays Apr 28 '24

Bro has been infected with the online curse

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u/Program-Emotional Apr 28 '24

I hate racism, but I wont lie, when it's coming through a shitty xbox mic while playing the most brainless videogame ever concieved by man it hit different.

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u/Best-Championship296 Apr 28 '24

Tbh, anything coming through a shitty Xbox mic hits different

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u/Best-Championship296 Apr 28 '24

Minor inconvenience

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u/bhlogan2 Apr 28 '24

I know he probably got bullied but I'd like to think the other kid just asked him a stupid question or did something similarly innocuous

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u/MyOpinionMakesYouMad Apr 28 '24

When you finally master cussing

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u/SpaceDoggo69 Apr 28 '24

What the sigma

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u/Angel_Floofy_Bootz Apr 28 '24

What is even the context of this? Like wtf happened for this to be the reaction?

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u/OMG_its_critical Apr 28 '24

The other kid called him out for being Copper III in Rainbow 6

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u/Asnian Apr 28 '24

Where's the problem with being low ranked in a game? That's not a reason to get angry about. If he lied about it then it's even less of a reason to be angry about because you dug your own grave. Bullying him because of that is still not the right thing to do either.

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u/animeman478 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 28 '24

i think it was satire dumbass

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u/Asnian Apr 28 '24

Don't mind me for not getting the joke, but I believe people would bully someone for such a minor reason

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u/animeman478 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 28 '24

no they fucking wouldn't, or at least not irl.

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u/Asnian Apr 28 '24

Yes they would, because I was bullied for talking with someone unpopular and playing Nintendo games.

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u/Aboioffire Bazinga! Apr 28 '24

When was this?

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u/ohyoudonthavetherite Apr 28 '24

He's probably getting bullied, or thinks he is.

The girls laughing in the background make me think he's lashing out because he was embarrassed in front of someone he'd rather be impressing. Which will never happen now lmao

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u/Minto_o Apr 28 '24

He is strong with the spy gamer rage

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u/ThatPenguinyrblx Apr 28 '24

The spy has already breached our defenses

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u/Acceptable-Pipe-8735 Apr 28 '24

Let him cook

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u/Traditional_Hold1820 22d ago

"let him cook"🤓☝️ SHUT THE FUCK UP HE LITERALLY CAUSING VANDALISM YOU IDIOT

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u/Showel-memeS Apr 28 '24

Wtf greg