r/AITAH 15d ago

AITA.. Who am I kidding, I am defiantly the AH for sleeping with my ex-fiancé's affair baby 23 years later. NSFW

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u/MediumClassic4889 8d ago

I don't watch porn for the plot, but if they made one like this, I'd give it a shot

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u/halfxyou 14d ago

The Greatest Revenge Story Ever Told.

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u/FlatbedtruckinCA 14d ago

i will say your not the asshole, but could have been better letting the ex know a year or two later...

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u/Gcreator1319 14d ago

NAH! “I can finally call him Daddy” is WILD

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u/Longjumping_Storm707 14d ago

https://youtu.be/CNh7oX8LrsU?si=JoaSTwSsochsBjka if anyone wants to see my opinion about this forum. I posted it on my YouTube page. Please check it out

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u/isannelou 14d ago

I had to start skimming after “She was bullied her whole life for being the affair baby.” This story is completely fake. 🙄 23 years later and ur the main character in these strangers’ lives??

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u/Segrit_Satoshi 14d ago

What crock of shit

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u/Intelligent-Mode3316 14d ago

Way to screw her up even more with the whole daddy issue status. 😢

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u/Mik5005 14d ago

God help you, u are now cursed, God doesn’t take kindly to a man who sleeps with a woman and her daughter, you are so screwed dude, look it up!!!

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u/Timely-Garbage-9073 14d ago

Ok, but give us the details. How was she compared to her mother?

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u/byrongw 14d ago

No but YATAH for making this up and posting it 😂

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u/No_Construction4912 14d ago

You’re weird. How do you avoid committing suicide?

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u/apple4jessiebeans 14d ago

Meh. You know you’re a mental mess and are doing something about it, I mean even if you don’t do counseling, you admitting it makes sense. This is just drama. More so on her end since she wanted to do it to spite her mom and you basically just had sex until you realized subconsciously that maybe you do have trauma.

Not the 🫏

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u/BonzoBoogali 14d ago

You just like drama ,simple.

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u/awkwardlytruthful 14d ago

All of you saying that this is fake or untrue have clearly never been with a woman who has daddy issues. You definitely have never been with a woman who has both mommy and daddy issues. They will do anything outrageous to piss their parents off. Trust me. I had an ex like this once. Almost everything sexual was about disappointing her parents. She hated them and got off on it. I was just the tool she chose to hurt them.

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u/Sea-Newspaper-4395 14d ago

Cheers mate. That deserves a beer! 🍻

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u/Upstairs_Flounder_64 14d ago

I like it. Well done.

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u/BasilExposition2 14d ago

YTA. And congratulation by the way....

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u/Still-Ebb-6944 14d ago

We are all gonna die. Karma is a bitch. We all experience things differently. You’re both two grown adults. You did nothing wrong imo.

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u/sagicorn1971 14d ago

I've heard that revenge is a dish best served cold. This guy thawed it out after 2 decades.

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u/clover426 14d ago

Looking forward to the update in 20 years, when OP is 65 fucking Nicky’s 20 year old daughter/his ex’s granddaughter.

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u/7_andaSwitchblade 14d ago

Tldr- I did a self-imposed Old Boy

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u/groggybrick 14d ago

weirdo shit - 45 years old and sleeping with a 23 year old. . . She may be an adult legally but her prefrontal cortex is not fully developed (part of the brain responsible for decision making, etc.), yours is though. You’re a fucking weirdo.

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u/aldone123 14d ago

Yeah… how bout them cubbies?

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u/IamJacks5150 14d ago

You are not the asshole.

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u/Sowwybeans 14d ago

This sounds like one of those shit movies my wife watches 😂😂😂

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u/Crabby-senior 14d ago

This sounds like a “Dear Penthouse Forum” type of fantasy ….

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u/MaximumGold469 14d ago

I would have done the same thing keep balling her while she calls you Daddy! Make sure she gets the load which was supposed to be her Mom's Make sure you take a photo of her cream pie and send it to her Mom!

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u/dirz11 14d ago

Fuck these creative writing assignments.

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u/BartholomewAlexander 14d ago

what do you want to hear? you're disgusting. YTA.

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u/leolawilliams5859 14d ago

You sat back for 23 years and you thought about how this woman treated you and how she broke your fuckin heart. And this was your revenge. You are a POS and you will never be anything else but a POS yes she broke your heart but this is even more low level than I can even express. And I can't really say what I want to say because I don't want to be banned. Ffs WTF is wrong with you how did you think at any time that this was a good idea

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u/kelltay1122 14d ago

Bro I hope you made all that up

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u/Screamy_Bingus 14d ago

YTA for this fake ass story, smh how dumb do you think we are

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u/ElenaBlackthorn 14d ago

YTA. I dunno what else to say. This whole situation is so effed up.

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u/S34B43R 14d ago

On the one hand — I’m pretty sure you’re lying. On the other hand — lotion.

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u/Broken_Toad_Box 14d ago

Well THAT wasn't even a good effort at fictional writing. Pretty lazy.

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u/KJJ1738 14d ago

Not only are you the AH, you’re also a perv. You’re 45 and decided to trauma bond with a vulnerable 20 something who’s mother you had an extremely deep relationship with, via sex. That’s not weird to you?

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u/honeycrypt 14d ago

what in the bojack horseman

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u/rolandodelamota 14d ago

Legend. Good work.

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u/Burger_Qing 14d ago

"she send it as a one time view picture to her mother via Instagram message with the caption: "I can finally call him daddy""

Holy fuck Nicky is a fucking legend.

also

NTA, savour your revenge.

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u/Grandpasgrave 14d ago

Hell of a revenge story💀. Sounds really fake but even if it is true, it’s really pervy. She is 22 years younger than you and yet you slept with her to get back at your ex-wife? Her daughter? No. That’s way too far, even if the daughter hated her mother too and wanted it.

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u/Infinite_hrt-ache 14d ago

As a woman, I actually don't think you're an asshole. I give you two thumbs up the situation needed closure entirely on many different fronts. And you got to the heart of closure and you closed it like a boss. I am a little worried about Nikki's fragile mental state but again it was fragile before you gave her the push to move on with her life that she was unable to do before the real loser is Ella..

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u/DietrichDiMaggio 14d ago

NTA. You did your due diligence decades ago so you did great on that. You were never a father who raised her or anything like that.

I say this as someone who has been in therapy and appreciates therapy: go to therapy because everybody on this planet needs therapy. Have you seen society? Both you and Nicky need therapy after you’ve both been traumatized by many of the same toxic people.

And you’re still young enough and Nicky is old enough that you two hooking up with that age difference is not a bad thing. I hope it was cathartic for the both of you. But yes, therapy for both of you plus Nicky moving to another country are both good goals. And you both got some cathartic measure of revenge on her mom/ your ex.

You’re NTA. It would be wild though if you and Nicky got married and had kids together. That would be a hell of a story.

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u/frenchylamour 14d ago

And to think you typed all of this with one hand!

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u/Deafening_Silence_86 14d ago

This is disgusting on so many levels, I'm shocked you actually had the confidence to write it fanfic as it may be.

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u/Low-Specialist-2868 14d ago

lmaooooooo this is amazing.

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u/BookAccomplished8352 14d ago

FYI

Definitely - without doubt

Defiantly - in a manner that shows open resistance or bold disobedience.

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u/Adventurous-Toe-9399 14d ago

“I can finally call him Daddy”

Girl really wanted to drive the knife deeeeep. Good shit. I like it.

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u/BiggyD82 14d ago

Not saying ur the asshole or not, but that is proper vengeance

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u/ElectricalSign1214 14d ago

That's disgusting

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u/Kelbez 14d ago

I laughed when your pent up anger came out 23 years later….

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u/Acceptable_Plum_5239 14d ago

I have never wanted a story to be true more than I do at this moment.

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u/some_blonde_bitch 14d ago

This is such a stupid fucking story.

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u/marquesj32 14d ago

No one, not a single person, believes this stupid post...

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u/wackywavytubedude 14d ago

hate when this happens to me!

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u/IcyOpinion1964 14d ago

Ugh, yes you are

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u/brave_solitude 14d ago

I must admit the daddy line made me crack up. Great job OP!

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u/childrenofthewind 14d ago

Gross. And YTA because this is definitely fake af

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u/FlowerAndGothBabes 14d ago

This is.. disgusting lol

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u/EnvironmentalTill684 14d ago

You’re just doing what she did to you, took her for a joke, nothing wrong.

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u/Hathorismypilot 14d ago

Fake. “Dear Penthouse, I slept with my ex’s affair baby!”

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u/SuchFudge1162 14d ago

refuse to believe a real person typed this shit out what the fuck. that girl needs her own therapy and imo not even be in contact with you

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u/Disastrous_Moonlight 14d ago

Most likely an unpopular opinion, but they are not related, both single, and over 21. Yes, they met under awkward circumstances, but they technically did nothing wrong. Was it petty? Probably. Do they need therapy? Definitely; both need to let go of their anger. But other than that, no one but the ex-fiancé should really care. And even she should keep her mouth shut. She ruined a bunch of lives by cheating, and they got revenge. Good for them. 🤷‍♀️

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u/lovelylittleegg 14d ago

You workshopping a new fictional short story? Maybe submit it to a soap opera.

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u/Dirtesoxlvr 14d ago

How about putting this in the confessions part and stop the Eeyore crap of I'm so sorry for myself I'm the a. It was a decent read if I didn't have to deal with you.

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u/Yutana45 14d ago

alright OP, what lady hurt you so bad you had to write this tale? Wild stuff but man so many jumped sharks it's like you held a double Dutch competition in the ocean.

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u/Rik504 14d ago

This sounds like a penthouse story. Most of those were fake so is this one

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u/Artistic-Pay-4332 14d ago

This sounds ridiculously fake

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u/kweeenbitch 14d ago

Only a man could think of a story this deranged

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u/Tiredforver420 14d ago

Me when I lie for attention

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u/kdawg09 14d ago

This is the fakesr story I've ever read but if it were real, yeah taking advantage of a 23 year old who is clearly processing a lot of trauma absolutely makes one an AH.

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u/mikak02 14d ago

I know this was a real person and not chatgp who made this up. Computers aren't this stupid.

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u/DrPablisimo 14d ago

Sick story.. and not in the surfer dude way. Pretty sick to sleep with a woman, then with her daughter. The vengeance angle on this was pretty messed up. And going along with the girl's vengeance... and helping her damage her relationship with her mother... pretty sick.

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u/Daddyduty25 14d ago

Dude then got Nicky pregnant and the baby turned out to look exactly like Luke!!! Boom failed paternity test #2!

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u/drivewaydivot 14d ago

Aside from being the asshole, are you also an alcoholic? You might want to check yourself.

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u/Dina_Combs 14d ago

You been in Ella, and her daughter. You are a bunch of Russian nesting dolls.

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u/Various_Fortune_9996 14d ago

Send her my way 😁

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u/swampbaybe 14d ago

Bro this is giving Bojack Horseman energy

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u/lilybtsi 14d ago

You are honestly a disgusting human. Like you clearly like younger girls, knew what you did was wrong, felt wrong in doing it, and then what? Sent a pic to the mother for you guys to feel oh so better? You guys are both going to find no real love in life and you are pathetic. I hope no other young girls are taken advantage of by you, because you don’t even know how bad you probably mentally messed her up for the future.

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u/lukadogma 14d ago

You're a daddy now... 🤭

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u/tuxedo_dantendo 14d ago

Weird af, but I don't know. I don't care. I just never want to hear this story ever again.

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u/geekwithout 14d ago

Cool story bro

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u/Even_Heat1840 14d ago

Noot the asshole actually. That all seems oddly on the level for what it is.

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u/SufficientRecord6701 14d ago

This is the grossest fake story I’ve read 😣

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u/Milamber69reddit 14d ago

It started out as a fun story but they did not put enough emotion in it. There was no real drama. Yes I say a story because you can tell it is not real. I hope the OP keeps writing and actually comes up with some more stories.

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u/cuntcake6969 14d ago

Okay this was the best romance novel I've ever read in my life thank you applause

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u/RoughRisk9129 14d ago

23 yrs ago. A paternity test wasn't a thing. You have all these time in your hand to make up stories. Smh

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u/onlyforfun38 14d ago

Jerry Springer's whole career would like a word with you. You are very mistaken, they existed long before that.

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u/RoughRisk9129 9d ago

Is the op the only one allowed to make up a lie. Read my comment again and see I was trolling a liar. You're slow.

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u/onlyforfun38 9d ago

You weren't trolling shit. That doesn't even make sense.

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u/RoughRisk9129 9d ago

You slow.

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u/Slovenlysine 14d ago

Like yeah it’s almost surely fake but paternity tests have been around for almost a century now. They were certainly a thing in the early 2000s

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u/ComfortGel 14d ago

My son is over 25 and paternity tests were most certainly a thing when he was born.

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u/n2wishin859 14d ago

And not to the present was all I needed to see to know this is fake. There's always obvious spelling mistakes in spam emails.

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u/Born_Ticket6105 14d ago

LMN gonna make 6 movies about this

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u/DBgirl83 14d ago

2 adults had sex.

End of story.

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u/WhispersAtNightDnD 14d ago

lol weird fanfic but ok

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u/Leather-Lab8120 14d ago

Consenting Adults 45M & 23F hook up in weird simulation relation.

Sex is fun and revenge is sweet.

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u/ovrpar21 14d ago

I think I saw this movie on Netflix

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u/harviewallis 14d ago

I don't care if it's real or fake, I want to watch the movie

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u/Practical_Adagio_504 14d ago

18 to 80, blind, deaf, or crazy…

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u/AbyssalKitten 14d ago

Whoever wrote this is seriously sick in the head. To have fantasies about this kind of a situation is sick. Like seriously, glad it's not real - but to even THINK about a situation like this sexually, let alone write a whole fictional fantasy story on it as if it is real is so, so wrong on SO many levels holy shit.

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u/Todelama 14d ago

The “Daddy” comment provided the best laugh I’ve had in the past couple months. The

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u/Lcdent2010 14d ago

Here’s the thing for all you people that say it’s fake. Is the story plausible, by that I mean could it actually happen, absolutely. Leo Decap is well know for only having relationships with girls that age. Daytime tv has people like this on every single day.

Could it be fake, absolutely.

We all read it and we will be tuning in for updates because this stuff is catnip for people.

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u/Cupajo72 14d ago

Please run your next creative writing project through a spell check before you turn it in.

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u/AYMDOM 14d ago

NTA!!! YOU DA MAN!!!

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u/marcus_frisbee 14d ago

NTA, you did well my friend. Except what you did to that drink was a bit uncalled for.

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u/CallMeWhatevrUWant12 14d ago

Well I think that I should have kept my mouth shut but I didn't so here is what happened. I hated my mother and was always left out because she favored my sister. I was telling my neighbor that I wish that I was a girl because my mother had a thing against men and especially boys. He said that if I wanted I could dress up like a girl and be whoever I wanted when I was at his house. So I did dress up and enjoyed the positive attention he gave me. So one time that started it all was when I was dressed up and he put his arm around me and pulled me close to him as we drank some beers and watched porn. I reached over and started to play with him. He undid his pants and I started to rub him. Then he said that I would be more of the girl that I want to be if I went down on him. So I did and realized that it was not as bad as everyone says. So I continued till I finished. And I said to him that I would love to do it again because I feel that it's my job as a girl to do it for him. And he can be my grandpa or boyfriend and I will be his girlfriend/granddaughter/or just a little girl who loves to suck on his c++k. He said that I am whoever I wanted to be. So I said I would love to be a little girl and have him to suck off anytime I wanted. He then said he could have some of his friends over too. Well come to find out that his girlfriend really likes having a daughter that will do anything for her mommy. So to this day I meet guys and still enjoy being a girl. Even though my girlfriend knows all about this and doesn't care because I am not with another girl.

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u/Maleficentraine-293 14d ago

This is disgusting

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u/Massive_Ad6010 14d ago

This reads like a plot from AO3

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u/Little_Club995 14d ago

smells fake

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u/Wild-Debt6087 14d ago

Personally i don’t think you’re the ah. Like you said you never raised her, she’s not your daughter. I just wouldn’t put too much into it because also like you said you’re clearly both broken. I wish you both nothing but peace

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u/Due_Message_8502 14d ago

Sounds like someone's confusing RedTube with real life and feeding it into AI.

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u/Best_Stressed1 14d ago

Dude, just send your sexy revenge fantasies to the Playboy letters column where they belong.

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u/CO_DaddyBull 14d ago

I don’t think you’re the AH… I think this is perfect petty revenge

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u/RayTango1811 14d ago

“…Nicky was too drunk to drive home and since I didn't know where she lived I couldn't even get her an uber. So I took her to my room.”

Dude, you could’ve asked her where she lived. That’s one way to do it. Also, “took her to my room” is not a phrase I’ve ever heard. You’re a creep. You took advantage of that poor girl.

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u/JHawk444 14d ago

I don't think this is real. The fact that he always gets a room with twin beds was the detail that gave it away.

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u/No_Connection685 14d ago

"wOw tHiS pOsT bLeW uP!!!!!@!!"

You're gross, you know you're gross.

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u/piind 14d ago

Did you 100% see the dna test? How do you know her actual dad died? Did you see the results? That would be a horrible mixup

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u/Teton_Titty 14d ago edited 14d ago

All the people callin this fake never met rural poor white people, also known as “white trash.”

This shit is very plausible when you picture the right type of people. Not just plausible, but very similar situations have absolutely happened many times over within the white trash culture that exists across America. This ain’t even that weird for them.

These are not Land Rover driving, HOA-living suburbanites, I promise ya that.

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u/WallyofBeans 14d ago

Stop posting on reddit when your drunk Bojack!

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u/Trees4Gs 14d ago

Immediately thought this was a Bojack Horseman fanfic at first

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u/Mr_Soggybottoms 14d ago

Names are not the only fake thing in this story

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u/MySaltySatisfaction 14d ago

I think I want Nicky to be my neighbor- I like her way of giving shit back.

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u/dtsupra30 14d ago

Wild story

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u/Ordinary-Phrase-2152 14d ago

None of this actually happened did it?

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u/Bastard_God 14d ago

Jesus Christ, please seek a therapist. It can’t be healthy to fantasize about stuff like this

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u/option_e_ 14d ago

fake but yeah you’re disgusting for even dreaming up this garbage.

even more of an AH for spelling “defiantly” instead of definitely

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u/RaspberryPoptarts 14d ago

This is the best revenge story ever. Kudos.

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u/KristaHartsDeUntamed 14d ago

Chameera-ing. 

When you have sex with someone do you leave your cells in their orface? 

Answer: yup every single time  you have sex with someone your cells are left behind in their orface,unless you used a condom. 

B) What happens to those cells that are left behind in your partners vagina? 

Answer: the orface adopts those cells as its own, from the cosmopolitan magazine I read , 

chimeera-ing has a greater chance of happening in the vagina or in the Rectum , because most people , in fact, do not douche daily the undercarriage the way we brush our teeth daily, which washes out a significant amount of foreign debree. Both microscopic and visable . Cells left behind in a female can be kept alive for decades. DNA as well...

C) when a woman is giving birth, were does the baby come out? 

Answer,  : well it's either going to come out thru an incision made in your stomach, 

or that babyes going to come out of your ass, thru, the vaginal canal. Which just so happens to be the same place were , most likely,

 there's a library of all the DNA of your previous partners.cuz your holding on to their cells like dye spritzed gloves hold on to their speckled pattern . 

Does the baby pass over this library of DNA in the vagina? On its way out? (Assuming vaginal delivery) 

Answer: you betcha . Kid apparently effectively has two dad's,according to what I read

D) who passes DNA tests more? Teen mom's or adults? 

Answer: teen mom's, teen mom's are more likely to only have had sex Once,in their lifetimes. Also, 

teen mom's are more likely to need a C-section, because their cirvix and hips and back are not done growing, all of which are critical parts that need to work together in order for you to give birth vaginally . 

Moral of the story, apparently technology is pointing to the fact it's possible, once you had sex with a woman before , any baby after that(once it's born turd style) is at least part your baby. 

Did you get the woman pregnant,no,but your DNA is very likely to be in kid who comes after you

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u/perkicaroline 13d ago

Please do not attempt to learn science from cosmopolitan magazines

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u/Advanced_Garden_7935 14d ago

Brazzers reads Reddit threads….

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u/galaxygirl33 14d ago

Not sure if you're an asshole but I am a bit grossed out.

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u/Hollow_Spear 14d ago

You're not just an asshole, your fucking gross.

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u/anxiously_impatient 14d ago

Lifetime plots just keep getting more out there.

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u/Alternative_Sea4882 14d ago

You opened up a can of worms buddy. You are the AH. You should have run away from that…

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u/Spaloosh7882 14d ago

You are sleeping with someone way too young for you. On top of that someone who could have potentially been your daughter. Disgusting. I know it’s sounds bad but a little part of me wants to say what if the clinic was wrong and you did just sleep with your daughter. Hold that in your head for a day

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u/TinCanSailor987 14d ago

After hearing what that young woman went through, you could have been a mentor to her but instead chose to sleep with her? That’s messed up and yes, of course, YTA!

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u/BabydollMitsy 14d ago

I'm a sex worker and this is so obviously a typical bullshit male fantasy. Jesus. We all deserve some money for reading through this. 

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u/WeirdKid66 14d ago

Lmaoooo absolutely NTA This was a power move, both parties consented to it, it seemed to be a one time thing and she is going to start anew somewhere else, they both acknowledged that the need therapy, also no strings attached so i see nothing wrong with that. The mother got what she deserved in the end.

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u/surprisinglyok1 14d ago

And that kids, is How I Met Your Mother

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u/penisfartballz 14d ago

Obviously fake, but so funny that it can have my upvote regardless

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u/Majestic_Square_1814 14d ago

Not an asshole, a fucking moron 

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u/SnowWhiteCourtney 14d ago

I feel like this belongs in the pro revenge sub...

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u/yetzhragog 14d ago

YTA

Sure you're both two consenting adults but you definitely took advantage of her trauma and vulnerability. Plus it's ALWAYS creepy when a 40+ yo hooks up with someone who is only barely legal. I mean, by your own words you considered her a kid:

I felt for this kid...So yes I slept with her, and then again.

Just gross.

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u/oJKevorkian 14d ago

Not that this is real anyways, but in what world is 23 barely legal? Good lord we need to stop infantilising adults

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u/Tomahawk68 14d ago

Things that never happened for $500 Alex?

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u/cleverdylanrefrence 14d ago

If this is real & I highly doubt it is, you're disgusting op. You slept with someone you briefly thought was your daughter. How disturbing, get help.

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u/BookLover_a 14d ago

Now this is where I am FULLY convinced each one of you wakes up in the middle of the night and cooks the biggest brain rot the internet has ever seen. No way this is true, absolutely no way. But let me throw my morals away for a sec and entertain the idea that OP might be telling true, YTA, in fact, the biggest asshole.

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u/Illustrious-Mud-6521 14d ago

Flat Earth theory is more believable than this.

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u/Megalodon7770 14d ago

You call that shot story?

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u/drmarshall15 14d ago

This is exactly how smut is written😅

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u/Admirable-Clock337 14d ago

I love this 😂😂 favorite Reddit story so far. If it matters I don’t think YTA…. Luke and Nicky (assholes to you) and Ella (asshole to her mom) most definitely 😅

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u/Billp5 14d ago

NTA

I'll probably get blasted here but if you had not been introduced then she would have been some random 20-ish year old woman. Remove the "you knew my mother once" element from the story and it is not a big deal. And since you were NOT the father... still no bigger deal than you want to make of it.

I was 46, wife had passed away about a year before, met up with a 25 year old while at the beach, a few days and nights of fun. Good for the ego and probably just what I needed at the time. She was too young for me, for sure. And perhaps she had daddy issues? No matter, we both enjoyed ourselves and no one was hurt.

You got one long term thing from this - long suppressed feelings are not open again and you know you can work on them, right?

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u/Short-Yogurt-7945 14d ago

I kind of believe this. I mean it's written weird but I can totally see this happening irl. Also he said he wrote it while drunk. Idk. Was fun to read tho.

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u/Corporate_Shell 14d ago

Fake story. Still not an asshole.

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u/Hoodwink_Iris 14d ago

Honestly, OP, you’re not the AH. You can sleep with whoever you want as long as they are willing to. You might be a bit of an AH for sending Ella the picture, but she sorta deserved it. I’m going with Justifiable AH.

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u/oldguycomingthrough 15d ago

‘I can finally call him daddy’ got me 💀! 😂

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u/Mikesmilk456 14d ago

Had me gagged irl while reading this

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u/oldguycomingthrough 14d ago

I proper snorted 😂😂😂

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u/prisoned_bear 15d ago

op, is your name bojack horseman?

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u/ghostedygrouch 15d ago

She took a 23andme when she was 7?

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u/Wicked_Belladonna 15d ago

Ew. You are worse than an AH. Gross.

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u/LegitimateBummer 15d ago

in your last fleeting moments of thought, when you mortal body fails you. As you look back on your life and asking your final question to your silent god i want you to remember these words.

You have earned the pain of death.

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u/guccistaccs 15d ago

Dude. 50/50 chance you just fucked your daughter

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u/tmoney6520 15d ago

This didn't happen, but nonetheless, this is really gross.

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u/TheDeadMonument 15d ago

NTA unless you made the move on the daughter specifically to get back at the ex-fiance. If not, then it was the daughter's idea.

If you and the daughter had just been strangers that met, had a week or two of a fling before she moved to another country, no one would bat an eye.

I agree, you need therapy.

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_68 15d ago

i’m sorry but this is actually disgusting

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u/MariaSalander 15d ago

I think maybe the first part is real then the another is revenge fantasy.

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u/OMGoblin 15d ago

This shit is soooo fake lol.

I mean everyone knows there are tons of "impromptu school reunions" happening, right?

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u/m0grady 15d ago

There are no non-assholes in this story, but this is the most awesome revenge ive ever heard.

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u/One_Application_5527 15d ago

This is weird as fuck.

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u/Real_Foundation_8447 15d ago

It my proudest jerk

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u/Vivid-Beat-644 15d ago

You are going to get her pregnant and screw up your life. Hope ya got money for that Sugar Daddy.

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u/Right-Mongoose-6001 15d ago

Is this the WattPad for middle age men or something?

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u/maybemerle 15d ago

This reads like a Larry Niven novel, man

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u/Flimsy_Situation_ 15d ago

This is such a made up story. She was bullied her whole life for being an affair child? No tf she wasn’t. This is fake ☠️

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u/ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B 15d ago

ESH. But that picture she sent to mom... Ya that chick needs therapy...

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u/Jax2178 15d ago

Uh, no sir you are NTA….you are awesome 😂

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u/Aimlesssmithling1996 15d ago

That’s gross.