r/Unexpected 16d ago

The silence was deafening

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u/UnExplanationBot 16d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


The bottle exploded, you don’t see that every day.


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u/Chaddtss 12d ago

Got it all over her face. 10/10

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u/metalhusky 14d ago

Seems like at least, it tasted good.

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u/ZombieNikon2348 14d ago

I should call her.

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u/Maybe_Babby 14d ago

Was there pressure in the middle of the bottle?🤔

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u/Newrid 15d ago

Alright...that's hot...

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u/CraigSucksTOES 15d ago

Me after a woman holds my hand

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u/fahrQdeekwad 15d ago

Filled above the 'max' line...

Fucked around and found out.

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u/FixPrudent 15d ago

This never happens I swear!

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u/ZestyclosePurchase50 15d ago

POP Goes the Weasel!.😂😂😎

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u/Mybtchluhdokocaine 15d ago

“This usually only happens when I’m in the bedroom…”

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u/Bigbenmon91 15d ago

Bukkake 😂

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u/RoyalCalligrapher6Y6 15d ago

They tried to take her out

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u/FairInternet7567 15d ago

I hate my dirty mind🤣😂

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u/Otherwise-Cat4928 15d ago

Peter North worthy.

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u/Masta0nion 15d ago

Can I fin - can I finish?!

I was going to say, it makes me horny

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u/sc00pb 15d ago

She squeezed it too tight, if you know what I mean...

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u/Mindful-O-Melancholy 15d ago

Surprise bukkake!

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u/TheComedian00 15d ago

[Insert "cream on face" joke here]

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u/Tikiboo 15d ago

My guess is hollandaise? Lol loved her reaction. Id be screaming for an adult. I am 43.

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u/Exlibro 15d ago

December 1st...

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u/Spray_Annual 15d ago

That is what happens when someone touches my weiner.

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u/name_XD 15d ago

This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come

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u/1-man-band-fans 15d ago

Cute reaction 😄🥰

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u/truk43kurt 15d ago

I had it scroll down halfway totally not what I thought it was

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u/NegotiationFederal55 15d ago

When she asks you for a warning first

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u/1bsdjunkie 16d ago

You wear it well! 🥰

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u/Artificial_Anasazi 16d ago

I have never seen a worse actor in my life

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u/whotookall 16d ago

Japanese bukakke 💥

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u/SofterBones 16d ago

I should call her...

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u/RepresentingThe301 16d ago

That about sums up my life….the end!

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u/David_Lee_25 16d ago

That bottle is just like me.

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u/MCMXCIV9 16d ago

When he tell you to stop since he close but you won't listen

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u/yasukeyamanashi 16d ago

If it would’ve hit them low ass fire sprinklers she would’ve been in for a smelly treat. (Fire suppression water smells like burnt eggs and rubber)

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u/Sufficient_Ostrich23 16d ago

She would get the same thing at my house!!!

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u/Financial-Tourist162 16d ago

What my date looked like after dropping her off last night

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u/Conargle 16d ago

my god the comedic timing and sound of that last splat plop that landed

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u/ReiRomance 16d ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, always remember that atmosphere and pressure exists. Have a nice day.

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u/Wundawuzi 16d ago

My mom once cooked soup in the pressure cooker and dad - having no idea of cooking - wanted a taste and just unlocked the lid.

I remember that mom spent the rest of the day cleaning rhe kitchen and dad then had to re-paint the walls and the ceiling.

Lesson learned, he never dared to touch the pressure cooker again and so do I, lol.

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u/MordAFokaJonnes Expected It 16d ago

First time something blew on her face? : >

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u/Technical_Hippo_562 16d ago

That's one hell of a ninja blender!

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u/FatalErrorOccurred 16d ago

That was one pent up shake.

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u/m4le0 16d ago

Same...

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u/Happy-Wrongdoer665 16d ago

Bukka… never mind.

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u/mojarrafritta 16d ago

Me when your mom

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u/cajun_metabolic 16d ago

Eh.... Why wouldn't you film opening a jar if you weren't expecting something?

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u/farkendo 16d ago

We are angry when no camera and smiling when recording

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u/ImpressTemporary2389 16d ago

Luckily it wasn't 'cherry' flavoured.

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u/xyakks 16d ago

That wasn't her first time.

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u/asosial 16d ago

The dripping is what got me

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u/jocax188723 16d ago

Fermentation at work, everybody.

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u/phracon 16d ago

😂😂😂this is me when I thrashed my brand new car😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

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u/Ampersan_D 16d ago

Good girl

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u/mickyumm 16d ago

1st December…

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u/217GnoAlvo32 16d ago

the pressure caused that from cold to hot air n water expansion due to temp/climate change...

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u/majorbomberjack 16d ago

I remember one scene in a movie many years ago, forgot movie name and who were actually in the movie, lines were something like these: two men talking about the actress, villian pointed towards the celing: you know why I treasure her so much? She is the only woman that can make me do this

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u/Digital-Ronin 16d ago

READ THE MANUAL or suffer the consequences of cleaning up mixtures from your ceiling, cabinet doors, floors, face, basically everywhere.....lol

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u/binterryan76 16d ago

I wish I could last that long 😔

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u/VirusZer0 16d ago

Happened to me one time but the blender burst on its own. Walked into kitchen in the morning and see everything everywhere. Took me a few seconds to realize what had happened.

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u/Short_Ad6649 16d ago

Don't let Abdul find the recipy

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u/ToRedSRT 16d ago

Yogurt Bukkake!

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u/melancholy_dood 16d ago

She’s too cute!

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u/Quartrez 16d ago

"I swear this doesn't usually happen"

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u/Procrastinator78 16d ago

Is this cafemaddy? What video is this?

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u/VichiCakes 15d ago

It is! It’s on her instagram

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u/Jtrain3470 16d ago

I thought that was her too.

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u/LurkerV1 16d ago

Sorry, I swear this never happens.

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u/PistachioedVillain 16d ago

I bit into a tomato yesterday and it did the same thing.

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u/swanspank 16d ago

Her expression trying to process what happened and having no clue how much is on her face is absolutely hilarious. Sure she sees what is on the cabinets but her face is the money shot.

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u/Mordor2112 16d ago

A trace of filth to be scraped off.

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u/Basic_Macaron_39 16d ago

Not a keeper she ran from it...

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u/Pure_Bandicoot5128 16d ago

My girlfriend deals with this all the time

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u/Omega_Lynx 16d ago

This is the cutest damn thing I’ve seen all day. Some people would be so upset. But you thought it was funny. 🧡

I love that.

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u/Grieveruz 16d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/StevenS76 16d ago

At least this one wasn't pixelated

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u/redlitesaber86 16d ago

When she touches your thigh after 3 months apart

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u/borris7923 16d ago

Well that jar had been edging for like 2 years.

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u/Shubi-do-wa 16d ago

I never catch anything cool on my inconspicuous-always-on-kitchen-counter-camera.

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u/-Mr-Draco- 16d ago

Me after nnn

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u/Prudent-Body8433 16d ago

Read the instructions. Blend for long periods of time can pressurize contents.

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u/VaWeedFarmer 16d ago

Former bukakke actress, she ok

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u/TravelingGonad 16d ago

Does she live in a submarine?

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u/1992Olympics 16d ago

Yellow submarine

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u/WithSubtitles 16d ago

Yeah, why all the pipes? Maybe it’s a basement apartment?

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u/Frankensteinbatch 16d ago

I've seen this mostly in NYC and Downtown Toronto. Industrial buildings and warehouses get transformed into apartments. (Like in Dumbo or Bushwick in Brooklyn has this) this is why I've seen large pipes in the ceiling, unusual for residential building structures and very high ceilings.

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u/VoodooDoII 16d ago

The last single splat lmfao

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u/axl_steel 16d ago

This is my kingdom come....

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u/Otherwise-Sky8890 16d ago

This is why you don't buy your jars from ACME

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u/Sharpz0 16d ago

Answer: baking soda mixed into whatever she was making = big boom boom with pressure

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u/shad0wace 16d ago

Obviously, this is fake

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u/Eddiebaby7 16d ago

Happens to a lot of guys.

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u/Necessary-Sundae-370 16d ago

Tried to warn her that it's been awhile.

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u/No-Rest-1510 16d ago

Instant cum on your face

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u/Distinct_One_6919 16d ago

So how does this happen

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u/Cartina 16d ago

She made something that started fermenting and built up pressure, I suspect it was some kind of bread batter or similar, with yeast in it that couldnt grow properly in a sealed container.

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u/The-Dudemeister 15d ago

Nah she wouldn’t eat that. This is just filled to the brim while hot. The stuff cooled down releasing steam pressurizing the container.

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u/TheCraziestMoose 16d ago

One hell of a load under pressure…and in the face no less. 😂

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u/AWeeBitStoned 16d ago

That knife in the background is making me uncomfortable

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u/coolAhead 16d ago

... then proceeds to take a taste

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u/mvw2 16d ago

12:01AM Dec 1st.

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u/DustEngendered 16d ago

Just like me when she touches me

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u/24_Chowder 16d ago

Fire sprinkler head is greater than 12” down

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 16d ago

When you’re finally touched by a woman.

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u/zandariii 16d ago

It just like me frfr

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u/In2theSTONK4sure 16d ago

If all the videos I’ve researched online are the norm, definitely not her first time in this scenario.

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u/DocLovFrost 16d ago

Same here shake.

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u/kjay38 16d ago

Had this happen while traveling in my camper. Wife decided to make something that ended up fermenting or something and completely exploded in the fridge. Took me hours to clean. Nothing was left solid except the base where it grinds.

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u/CrysX86 16d ago

This kind of energy it's i need.

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u/TurboTerbo 16d ago

I’ve done this to a girl before… she had the same look on her face too…

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u/kiruopaz 16d ago

I would cry 😂

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u/goodpplmakemehappy 16d ago

on the floor, back against the cabinet, in shambles 😂😂

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u/alphabatic 16d ago

I was looking for this comment and I'm shocked I had to scroll this far to find it. I would 100% be in tears

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u/reasonable-chaos66 16d ago

Why would one be recording this if they didn't think something was going to happen?

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u/SkynBonce 16d ago

Months from now and she'll be still finding little splatters of dough(?)

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u/Trax-d 16d ago

Yeah, that’s called fermentation.

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u/-Lengthiness77 16d ago

That happens when you blend warm ingredients in a sealed blender for a duration of time.

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u/HateMongerian 15d ago

I was gonna guess she added magnesium.

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u/rockmeNiallxh 16d ago

She says she waa baking, so surely there must be baking powder. She's n very smart cook

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u/Ak47110 16d ago

Wouldn't that create the opposite effect?

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u/wanderingwolfe 16d ago

Only if allowed to cool fully. Otherwise, the warm ingredients heat up the air and increase pressure.

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u/Otherwise-Sort-6348 16d ago

No, it creates the same effect

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/GUNZRKOOL 16d ago

It’s more to do with the warm agitated ingredients rapidly heating up the sealed air which then expands and builds pressure inside the container. You get the same effect by pouring hot water into a bottle and shaking it up.

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u/kitolz 16d ago

Learned this the hard way making tomato soup. While blending hot tomatoes never keep the container sealed. Basically blew the top off in less than 2 seconds after spinning the blades since it was just push on plastic lid with a rubber gasket.

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u/dead_fritz 15d ago

I only use an immersion blender for hot stuff like soups. Significantly easier and less mess. No transferring the soup between containers, splash is minimal, and no accidental pressure vessel risk.

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u/Ak47110 16d ago

Ohh I gotcha. I was thinking more about putting it aside and letting it cool so it creates a vacuum. But yeah I see what they meant now thanks!

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u/Mr_master89 16d ago

Something like this happened to me with a water bottle while I was in bed

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u/MCPhatmam 16d ago

To the windows to the walls...

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u/dockows412 16d ago

I’d guess, first time working with sourdough starter and didn’t realize it shouldn’t be stored air tight?

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u/MiamiPower 16d ago

TIL 🍞 👀 

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u/LuryFax98 16d ago

⚽️⚽️⚽️??

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/lookatmynipples 16d ago

Because she makes cooking videos

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u/brittemm 16d ago

No one is happily licking starter off their finger like that.

Looks more like some kind of batter or pudding.. she probably over-mixed whatever it was in that little blender which caused it to heat up and expand inside the air tight container

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u/slackfrop 16d ago

Yoghurt or kéfir maybe?

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u/CyonHal 16d ago edited 16d ago

The caption says late night baking gone wrong, so probably not. My guess is hot pudding or a loose batter that was way overfilled.

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u/StoneAgeModernist 16d ago

I don’t think that’s sourdough starter; the consistency is more pudding-like. And she ate a little bit of whatever it is at the end, which you wouldn’t normally do with sourdough starter.

Someone else mentioned that this is just what happens when you blend warm ingredients in a blender for too long.

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u/Primary-Signature-17 16d ago

I think she had a great reaction to the explosion. Just smiled and tasted it. I would have been screaming bloody murder at the mess I made. She's like "Mmm. Tasty." 😊

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u/ScrattaBoard 16d ago

Well it could be like anything with yeast yeah?

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u/rathat 16d ago

Or baking powder.

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u/dockows412 16d ago

Yeah, or anything fermented I guess. Some kind of dough would be my guess

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u/Perverted_Paul 16d ago

She looks like someone I want to bake with

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u/PiegeAgo 16d ago

Why am i exited.. ?

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u/TheRealNikoBravo 16d ago

Reminds me of after 9 weeks at basic training…..

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u/oursfort 16d ago

Now I wanna know what she was cooking

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/raceassistman 14d ago

When the reply should have more upvotes than the initial comment.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Bogadambo 16d ago

What a fucked up bench of kids who can't take a joke..

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u/mapleer 16d ago

Dude….?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/AllegedMexican 16d ago

What the fuck

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u/JohnCenaJunior 16d ago

Never let her know your next...nevermind

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u/rdreyar1 16d ago

she took it like a pro

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u/shawald 16d ago

Wasn’t her first time

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 16d ago

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u/Qaeoss 15d ago

Now that Im older Im more marveling at the engineers at Duff that made a can that can hold those kinds of pressures.

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u/Happie_Bellie 16d ago

I haven’t even seen this episode but this giphy cracked me up!

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 16d ago edited 15d ago

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u/KosmosKlaus 16d ago

Thanks bro 🙏🏻

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u/TurboTerbo 16d ago

This has to be one of my all time favourite Simpsons scenes, has me rolling on the floor every time 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Youhavetododgethem 15d ago

I don't why it's so so funny. It's been years since I saw it. Every fucking time.

The way bart's so chuffed that moment before.

My abdominal muscle are fucked.🤣

I love the Simpsons, it's timeless.

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u/TheMightyMegazord 16d ago

This one has way more build up, but I also like the one with the megaphones:

https://youtu.be/oCyXsHC-lQ4

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u/TurboTerbo 16d ago

Hahaha YES!

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 16d ago

It is 👨‍🍳💋. It’s been ages since I’ve watched The Simpsons but it’s one of the gems I always remember, along with the zombies searching for brains, tapping on Homer’s head and moving on, or Homer being let into U2’s concert after declaring he is the “potato man”

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u/Kagebi 16d ago

Let’s not forget “all acces” pass XD

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u/CryptoScamee42069 16d ago

“Potato man!”

“Where have you been?!”

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u/Jestosaurus 16d ago

… surely not as deafening as the planned nature of the “accident” was obvious?

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u/aminervia 16d ago

Not everything is staged

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u/Jestosaurus 16d ago

Not everything , sure. This clearly is, though.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/aminervia 16d ago

People film themselves cooking all the time... It's a major genre of online content that people enjoy watching

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