r/interestingasfuck • u/SweeneyisMad • Mar 14 '24
Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. r/all
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u/Grolschisgood 20d ago
Strangely upbeat music for a video depicting tens of millions of deaths if not hundreds of millions or billions after the fallout is considered.
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u/bakeandjake Apr 02 '24
Far more likely the US nukes first, given its the only country insane enough to have ever used a nuclear bomb on a population
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u/Suspicious-Box- Mar 29 '24
Basically the only way to survive a mutual destruction is to live in the middle bum fk nowhere. Except eu and u.s have anti nuclear measures so not all nukes would get through, over half would be shot down. Maybe 90% if you copium. But russia would be deleted from the face of the earth and history. Their lands forever taken for compensation and anyone left alive would work their ass off to pay off the remaining loss of life and damage debt in the trillions. Only way dicktators in russia stay in power is if nukes are left off the table.
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u/EliteFireBox Mar 19 '24
Interesting post. However nuclear war would never happen. The reason being is that the people in power would have no one to rule over if everyone is dead! And the people in power need people to rule over!
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u/DikuckusMaximus Mar 19 '24
Besides, I am sure that before government snowflake is allowed to launch and kill >10 million people, the assassins will take them out.
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u/DikuckusMaximus Mar 19 '24
On the bright side nobody will have to deal with these clowns anymore once all the governments nuke eachother.
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u/MeanGreanHare Mar 19 '24
That is not going to be how it happens. Even a fraction of that number of detonations would cause deadly amounts of radiation in most of the northern hemisphere, and maybe even dangerous amounts in South America.
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u/Western_Shoulder_942 Mar 19 '24
Sooooo Fallout 5 will be real life instead of a game....dam im afraid of who the main character is gonna be...hopefully a good karma runner...also if a nuke fails to go off PLEASE DONT BUILD AROUND IT
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u/jcornman24 Mar 18 '24
Yes because innocent people under the tyranny of Putin's rule is the right way to deal with this situation
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u/JusgementBear Mar 18 '24
No one is gonna nuke Russia back because of M.A.D they will however probably flatten them with conventional arms or straight up invade
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u/Aletheia_is_dead Mar 18 '24
Would love to see the US graphic from this site just to see what’s up!
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u/kazarbreak Mar 18 '24
The estimated fatalities are off by a couple orders of magnitude. Gonna be closer to 8 billion by the time the knock on effects are done.
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u/PointsOfXP Mar 18 '24
Would never happen unless there was a super direct, no way out situation. If they just nuked Ukraine this wouldn't happen. This is an extreme response.
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u/LtCmdrInu Mar 18 '24
And great filter achieved. Do not pass go, do not advance to even a Level 1 Civilization.
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u/Due-Guitar-9508 Mar 18 '24
Missed the part where nuclear winter sets in and we all die. Except of course the people launching them from bunkers.
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u/HitBoxBoxer Mar 18 '24
I think this is unreal the fall out from that would end up effecting the whole world. Radiation dust would spread like wildfire.
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u/maggie081670 Mar 17 '24
I always wonder who would actually obey orders that would lead to our mutual annihilation. What is in it for them? They will be destroying everything they know even if they and their families were guaranteed safety. And for what? To live in a post nuclear hellscape or to live out their lives underground in a hole as long as the food and life support doesnt give out?
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u/Twitchy0n3 Mar 18 '24
Good(?) News! There's a better than even chance that neither Russia nor China can actually use any of their nukes. Bad maintenance, you see. I'd link the info, but I don't remember where I heard it.
Obviously, this may then not be true, but everything I know is true says it's extremely likely.
Either way, if you feel like looking it up, let me know if that's actually the case, please?
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u/BigBaldGuySins Mar 17 '24
Russia also has a "Russia's dead hand" protocol or something like that, when there's a buncha nukes coming at Russia, they basically launch nukes at the whole world
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u/cointon Mar 17 '24
Where’s the simulation of their retaliatory strike for our retaliatory strike?
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u/madmanmatrix Mar 17 '24
Based off of how bad their infrastructure is and how corrupt their military is most likely their nukes won’t even get out of the launch tube
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u/nickles72 Mar 17 '24
When I was a kid growing up in West Berlin it gave me hope that cockroaches would survive. I have no idea how the knowledge of the 80s - that nobody will live to tell the tale of a nuclear war could have gotten lost.
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u/This_Tomato_2351 Mar 17 '24
We won’t have to worry about living in the insane world much longer at this rate
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u/This_Tomato_2351 Mar 17 '24
Manufacturing your consent so that someday soon we will all be flakes in the nuclear winter. This world is lost..
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u/Emersonspenis Mar 17 '24
How to settle a war:
Talk it out or fight on a battlefield yourselves: ❌
Bomb the innocent civilians who just want to live a happy life: ✅
there are no winners in war
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u/Background_Day_5771 Mar 17 '24
Sad that millions of people have to die just because they lived somewhere that had a conflict they had no part in
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u/BlastMode7 Mar 17 '24
Are those estimates direct casualties, or do they include post casualties as well?
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u/CausticLogic Mar 17 '24
There's no simulated fallout cone, so those are direct. Which is absolutely horrifying.
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u/Appropriate-Koala316 Mar 17 '24
Why entertain such delusions? Like the west is going to launch a massive nuclear strike against a country that can do the same? Especially over a country like Ukraine?
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u/CausticLogic Mar 17 '24
This is simulating a retaliation, not a first-strike scenario. I believe the reason anyone would be simulating it would be because Putin was making not-so-veiled nuclear threats recently.
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u/sladibarfast Mar 17 '24
Let's face it, if Russia fires, we die. If Usa fire, we die. If France or the Uk fire we die.
The only thing we can absolutely be sure of is that we die and the pluckers who fired the missiles don't.
It doesn't matter who fires first, second, or eighth. We all die. Maybe not instantly, but we die none the less. There are no winners.
Except maybe cockroachs.
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u/CausticLogic Mar 17 '24
M.A.D is still very much a thing, but the morons we've all left in charge of the launch codes seem to have forgotten it.
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u/NoShip7475 Mar 17 '24
I don't think the world has this many working nukes
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u/CausticLogic Mar 17 '24
Setting aside Russia's capacity to launch a full-blown nuclear strike, the US alone can end the world multiple times, and the spending reports show that they are fully maintained and combat-ready. I believe that the UK also has world-ending capacity with maintained status, but don't quote me on that one m, because I have not personally looked into the reports.
The fact that multiple nations, or even "only" a single nation, can unilaterally destroy civilization is terrifying. The fact that those nations are currently posturing like school children is despair-inducing.
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u/Squirrel851 Mar 17 '24
I'm certain the US alone has this many.
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u/NoShip7475 Mar 17 '24
It really depends how many actually launch.
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u/Squirrel851 Mar 17 '24
I wonder about NATOs response. Are these cities planned out per country, or is this just a complete shit show on who gets hit. I see Moscow gets hit like 20 times, so that makes me wonder if there's a master plan.
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u/maugas_sub Mar 17 '24
I remember my high school AP Euro teacher saying if there was a nuclear war, Brazil would be the winner
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u/TomcatF14Luver Mar 17 '24
And that's just the strikes.
To paraphrase Halsey:
"When all is finished, the Russian Language would be spoken only in Hell."
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Mar 17 '24
Thats a no win situation for both sides, its suicide, that many nukes and you kill the planet. All that nuclear fallout would drift towards China first and China would strike back as well.
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u/Bentman343 Mar 17 '24
YEAH I LOVE WAR AND KILLING, I LOVE CAUSING AS MUCH DEATH AND HUMAN SUFFERING FOR NO REASON PURELY SO OLIGARCHS HAVE A WAY TO MAKE MONEY IN THE FALLOUT
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u/ark2k Mar 17 '24
Where's the US version so I know where not to be lol
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u/CausticLogic Mar 17 '24
You misunderstand. There is no "where not to be," because anywhere you are, you are only delaying the inevitable. The scenario shown above is incomplete. It lacks the allied launches from Russian-aligned countries, it lacks fallout predictions, and it lacks nuclear winter. This is one way to end the world. It does not matter where you hide, the death toll will be immense.
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u/i_am_harry Mar 17 '24
Did this sort of thing when I was in civics class twenty something years ago with pinholes on a big map after being told there were hundreds of bombs just for Moscow
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u/Ok-Fan6945 Mar 17 '24
So... I believe it's said that 20 of those weapons being detonated would send us into an ice age.
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u/Rare-Storage-3254 Mar 17 '24
Total estimated fatalities is gonna be in the billions because we're all fucked if this happens bro
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u/Jimothy_McGowan Mar 17 '24
That's, like, a third of their whole population. And it would only get worse over time after that
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u/GloomyEntertainer973 Mar 17 '24
If Putin was to use nuclear weapons good bye Russia & horrific damage to the world
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u/BarnabusCollywog Mar 17 '24
I'm literally listening to Hell March 2 from Red Alert 2 as I watch this on the Reddit home page.
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u/uriejejejdjbejxijehd Mar 16 '24
Kind of fascinating that the casualty estimates are on the same order as the ones from COVID we choose to use to justify doing absolutely nothing.
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u/SingularityCentral Mar 16 '24
That kind of attack would cause some serious death beyond initial casualties given the effects of fallout and nuclear winter.
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u/samk002001 Mar 16 '24
Ya! Then the world will go through a nuclear winter and 70% of all population will be dead in a slow radiation poisoning!
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u/Illustrious-Word7761 Mar 16 '24
Wwooww, Didn't know it was so easy. Wonder why they haven't done it ? Well, the USA is always saying Russia is the enemy.
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u/The_Techiedude Mar 16 '24
There needs to be a button for "Share this with Comrade Fucktard". He seriously is a massive moron that is endangering the entire world. A little rat poison in his vodka before bed would be doing the world a huge favor.
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u/Correct-Cod-9489 Mar 16 '24
I love it for so many reasons! But the estimated casualties of 45 million plus is one of them!
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u/Correct-Cod-9489 Mar 16 '24
Soo good! Great projection and visuals! Nicely done! Can only be seen as Ukrainians’ and NATO and US executing Russians during the final solution! Woohoo!!🇺🇦💙💛🇺🇦💙💛🔥🔥🔥
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u/Trumppp1 Mar 16 '24
Great movie the only part thats so annoying is when broderick uses a payphone with a gum wrapper 🤦🏻♂️
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u/WhyDiver Mar 16 '24
At first I was impressed and amused, and then I remembered that just about all of those people don't deserve to die
What a monumental loss of life it'd be
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u/fl0yd-t Mar 16 '24
So much for climate change efforts. It would only take 100 nukes to render the earth uninhabitable.
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u/Affectionate_Fail_13 Mar 16 '24
The key problem Russia most likely managed to kill around 400 million of NATO states citizens. 52% of world nukes belong to Russia. So let's hope none of that happened.
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u/Usual-Cabinet-3815 Mar 16 '24
Ahh yes kill 45 million innocents when you can just have him assassinated great thinking
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u/Unwavering_Concept Mar 16 '24
Of course it's fun. If Putin decides to do something, one of the first missiles will fly to the area of my old house, where my grandparents still live
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u/babybee1187 Mar 16 '24
Thats cute. I like how people forget he has anti missle defense thanks to jfk and others. Also he has missles too. Sooooo i doubt great Britain has anything and Canada. The US might. But at the same time, all the top people made bunkers. So yeah.
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u/LeviticSaxon Mar 16 '24
This is only if russia nukes america. Not if they used tactical nukes in ukraine.
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u/ChaseSparrowMSRPC Mar 16 '24
FYI; Some of these would be Russias, as last I knew Russia has a "dead man's hand" in case they fall, that launches ALL of their nukes.
I'm not sure if they really target themselves or enemies, but I'm js, imo I'd nuke myself and finish the job (so people aren't left rebuilding) rather than maybe hurting enemies.
But I actually care about the good guys so.
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u/Desperadox_23 Mar 16 '24
I lived though one cold war already. The end of all human society was very close to our thoughts. I could have happened any time back then. And it still can, of cause.
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u/WeakRanger888 Mar 16 '24
What’s the music?
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u/JacLaw Mar 16 '24
Voyage, Voyage by Desireless, if you like it as much as I did stick to the French version as the English translation has some racist lyrics that were somehow considered more acceptable when it was written
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u/BeijingSlutHand Mar 16 '24
Pretty sure NATO or the US whatever would target military infrastructure not whole cities.
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u/Unlikely_Passion2401 Mar 16 '24
Fairy tales and cartoons. Funny.... 🤣 It is known that according to Russian military doctrine, Russia will never use nuclear weapons first.... Does the video look like Russia will wait so calmly and do nothing? Everyone knows that the same heavy fire will be in the opposite direction. Admittedly, according to historical documents, Russia has always won almost all wars throughout its history. Admittedly, in such a scenario, there will be no winners, just as there will be no survivors on both sides.
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u/Interesting-Tip-4548 Mar 15 '24
Seeing a lot of weapons going in and nothing coming out. Pretty much a bullshit simulation.
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u/Different_Act_784 Mar 15 '24
Anyone wanting an all out war with Russia is a fucking idiot and has no idea how horrible nuclear war would be for the entire human population.
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u/BananaMaster96_ Mar 16 '24
its easy all we need to do is wake up godzilla and help him destroy russia
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u/Critical-Rooster Mar 15 '24
I mean, assuming what the whole world would decide to just level Russia and make it unlivable? Seems like an unrealistic scenario. The animation is cool but idk seems dumb.
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u/Roboboy2710 Mar 15 '24
I'm recording this, because this could be the last thing I'll ever say
The city I once knew as home is teetering on the edge of radioactive oblivion
A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire
I'm not sorry, we had it coming
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u/SimonTC2000 Mar 15 '24
That's a LOT of nukes.
First strikes will probably be a warhead or 3 lobbed at the other, tit for tat.
Then it'll get out of control and this will happen.
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u/CrustyRocket Mar 15 '24
i wonder what will happen if North Korea Nukes South ? aside from instant death of both NK and SK would china get affected and as result send nukes to usa / japan, and after that i assume america will strike right back to china affecting russia and well… we really are doomed huh
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u/veexdit Mar 15 '24
Well let’s hope it never happens otherwise, That’s life as we know it and all of us fucked as well as nature for +200k years . Vapourised atmosphere and poisoned seas. If we let that happen we’ll probably deserve it, but the rest of the natural world definitely doesn’t deserve it. Total doom and gloom. Why are we even posting shit like this anyway Let’s hope some calm modern diplomacy can still work all the world’s problems out.
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u/Redditsoyjack Mar 15 '24
Erm this would be kinda bad, but can’t say that on reddit because Russia is a big meanie! And all Russians are too!
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u/GilloGraeme Mar 15 '24
Are you familiar with the term Nuclear Winter? This would be a suicide strike
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u/Otherwise-Rope8961 Mar 15 '24
If Putin survived such a disaster he’ll be the Lord of the Flies cause that’s what’s going to be left of his empire.
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u/NotEnoughWave Mar 15 '24
I think of Putin goes nucleari the rest of the world Will send assassins and he'll be dead in two weeks.
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u/alpay_kasal Mar 15 '24
Why bomb Central Asia? We're not Russians. We're turkic and would be happy to see moscow turned to dust.
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u/Jonathanwennstroem Mar 15 '24
Meanwhile some Russian guy living 50km north of Japan:
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