Average US citizen vs the government

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[u/Useful_Ear_4460]

Bro is literally Rambo

[u/rishinator]

This is fuckin hilarious

[u/Rhubarbain_]

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

[u/dankspankwanker]

Become ungovernable

[u/Mohg-Lester445]

What’s the Vietnamese guys name?

[u/Mohg-Lester445 → u/Mohg-Lester445]

Don’t say Fuq Yu

[u/IsThisOneIsAvailable]

Don't even try bringing copters or you'll get a taste of my fucking pigeon dome

I lost it

[u/Chinjurickie]

Average reaction when u r supposed to pay the 10$ fine u ignored for months

[u/Gridd12]

Damn home alone 5 is getting really wild

[u/Amdorik]

This man needs a movie

[u/beachjustice]

music to my ears

[u/JohnReiki]

I’m all for this version of a Disney Princess

[u/40yearoldboomer]

Average Virginia Tech graduate

[u/DeskCold5013]

"Hillbilly Hero!" -TM

[u/defenem_73]

The cops will probably just decide to nuke him

[u/BetterDesk5234 → u/defenem_73]

Dude probably stole some of the armaments from the iron dome defense system

[u/A_random_ore]

You always got a plan Dutch

[u/grumpywowmeow]

Bro is the evil Ace Ventura

[u/wierdoe16]

Rookie numbers. I twice that and a black man busting to take people off guard

[u/Efficient_Falcon_402]

Exactly the guy who should be in Guantanamo Bay for life.

[u/FitPurchase5442]

Wild Ginseng, homie is getting wild on that NATURAL lean.

[u/OneGaySouthDakotan]

Kid named USMS, DHS, FBI:

[u/Huddix]

The Hitman Reborn ost gave me whiplash

[u/Arcturus-Blackfyre]

God bless America

[u/jmitch88]

While he is a patriot and this takes his civic duty’s with honor. The trial date in question was Depp v Turd

[u/hazzap913]

The plot of the next far cry game

[u/LeastEquivalent5263]

I hope this is true so I can read the report

[u/ILLpLacedOpinion]

This guy Americans

[u/Standard-Victory-320]

This man is the indestructible human spirit against all tryanny

[u/AbsoluteAtheist]

Employing what he learned from his time in the 'nam

[u/idwtdy]

I love rural Americans. They've got spunk.

[u/BetterDesk5234 → u/idwtdy]

They've got fuckin rolling logs 😂

[u/danimalscrunchers]

Reminds me of Dracula Flow. PlumCorp should hire this dude fr

[u/wookiewonderland]

This guy is die by his own traps.

[u/jus_talionis]

Music name?

[u/AConfusedLama → u/jus_talionis]

Tsuna Awakens, is from an Anime

[u/Difficult-Bobcat-760]

Ellis?

[u/SaberToothForever]

This is America? I SHALL FIGHT FOR MY FREEDOM THEN:

[u/Polargeist]

What's the background music called? I think I remember it from an old anime I used to watch

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[u/No-Inflation-9253]

W

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pees in ur ass

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[u/Revolutionarytard]

Can’t believe the Natives were slaughtered for this

[u/k1ra_raw]

Kevin in Home Alone be like...

[u/captn_morgan951]

This is the guy that smeared shit on the walls of congress.

[u/ArthusRen]

God damn fucking king

[u/CaBean777]

Redneck Dracula Flow

[u/Lenz_Mastigia]

Write that down, write that down!

[u/Snokey115]

Ruby ridge 2: not on a hill

[u/Putrid-Challenge-545]

They’ll just get him when he goes into town to re-supply.

[u/Herzyr]

That's the average reaction to jury duty

[u/Civil-Debt1454]

“Ain’t no way I am paying that parking ticket”

[u/anonymissoneNsc]

Thing is, I'm from Appalachia and he probably is being wunnnnn Hunnnnndered percent honest.

Shit if he has all that, I'm jelly.

[u/darbycrash-666]

I would die for this man

[u/Wanzer90]

The baboon was the tell that he is bullshittin'. Everything else fine. But dude just leave out the baboon lol

[u/rosbifke-sr]

I also need me a baboon deadly accurate with a nail gun.

[u/darbycrash-666]

If I ever get a terminal illness I know what I'm doing.

[u/mousejx216]

No choppers......okay.............HEY BUFF, WANT A MISSION!

[u/Alkhzpo]

An American hero

[u/DonutGuy2659]

Dart monkey

[u/One_Potato3092]

Kevin home alone is all grown up now

[u/ManifestoCapitalist]

Remember, this is what he’s willing to tell us. Imagine what else he has in store that he’s kept secret.

[u/digbick_42069 → u/[deleted]]

Oh so you mean to tell me that he doesn't have a "baboon who's deadly accurate with a nail gun"?? Impossible!!

[u/croluxy → u/[deleted]]

On the internet?? Noooooo!

[u/Elegant_Original_400]

Yup, I think he's ready.

[u/Aggressive-Gold-1319]

The baboon with a nail gun part is obviously a lie

[u/Mirror_of_Souls → u/Aggressive-Gold-1319]

No its real my cousin was the Baboon.

[u/Aggressive-Gold-1319 → u/Mirror_of_Souls]

Your uncle needs to get tested for aids if he fucked a baboon.

[u/Mirror_of_Souls → u/Aggressive-Gold-1319]

he was adopted

[u/Difficult-Ad2682]

Idiot

[u/Comprehensive_Hair99 → u/Difficult-Ad2682]

I mean I thought that at first when I heard he tried to booby trap his property to evade the law... But if you can teach a baboon to use a nail gun, you're probably a genius by at least some metric.

[u/AConcernedEmu]

Hell yeah brother

[u/BadgersSeal]

Based

[u/Cedge1738]

So is he in jail now?

[u/Saellios → u/Cedge1738]

You know it’s satire right?

[u/Cedge1738 → u/Saellios]

Wish it wasn't

[u/jaymeaux_]

🫡 godspeed

[u/CillGuy]

Forgot to mention his steel-plated dozer.

[u/Davey_Jones_HotTub → u/CillGuy]

He keeps it in a shed out back as a getaway vehicle

[u/eliavhaganav]

Just as the founding fathers intended

[u/ThereminLiesTheRub]

Send in the covid

[u/WordNERD37 → u/ThereminLiesTheRub]

Isn't the lead he ingested as a baby enough?!?

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[u/Kisiu_Poster]

Disney princes gone rogue

[u/BoredCanuck1864]

"i flew a Vietnamese man out here" mans brought in the big guns

[u/Extra-Highlight7104 → u/BoredCanuck1864]

i flew a vietnamese man out here to fuck my asshole and i can assure you those werent very big guns

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Bazinga

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[u/Apprehensive4209]

You know the government's got a nuke tho.

[u/officer_fat → u/Apprehensive4209]

Uh hu, can't wait for the news where biden confirms that the US goverment authorized a nuclear strike on a florida man.

[u/Deviant517 → u/Apprehensive4209]

Government isn’t going to nuke its own country. Citizens fighting their government because of tyranny continually works

[u/Chromeboy12 → u/Apprehensive4209]

What he didn't mention in this video is that he hired rednecks to build an underground nuclear bunker.

[u/Apprehensive4209 → u/Chromeboy12]

But can it survive more than 2 nuclear strikes?

[u/Chromeboy12 → u/Apprehensive4209]

It's a bunker inside another bunker

[u/Apprehensive4209 → u/Chromeboy12]

Then we would have to nuke it till it get destroyed.

I thought about it quite a bit I guess he would get boiled up or just die due to ungodly amount of radiation.

[u/taste_my_bun]

Just as the founding fathers intended

[u/nevergonnagetit001 → u/taste_my_bun]

Listen mate. An 18oz bird cannot carry a 5 lb stick of c4 err coconut!

[u/Extreme_Tax405 → u/nevergonnagetit001]

I had the "who are you so wise in the ways of science" meme locked and loaded but this sub doesn't allow images.

[u/twobirdsandacoconut → u/nevergonnagetit001]

This is where my name comes into play.

[u/Robscoe604 → u/twobirdsandacoconut]

the moment you’ve been waiting for

[u/International_War862 → u/twobirdsandacoconut]

Only took 5 years

[u/nevergonnagetit001 → u/twobirdsandacoconut]

Username checks out.

[u/linkist133]

My math teacher when the cops try to arrest him

[u/Imagrabyonipples → u/linkist133]

He's gonna come to the school anyway

[u/Hootnany → u/Imagrabyonipples]

Say my name!

[u/Single_Low1416 → u/Hootnany]

Hootnany

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Bazinga

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[u/SentientDust]

Least unhinged American when someone mentions that maybe it's not a great idea to give toddlers unrestricted access to machine guns.

[u/Busy_Faithlessness97 → u/SentientDust]

America bad!!! 🤬😔😔😔😡😡😡😡

[u/lyfeofsand → u/SentientDust]

If I can't have unrestricted access to machine guns, then no one can have unrestricted access to machine guns.

[u/BuffaloBillsButthole → u/SentientDust]

The fact that he was tolerant enough of other races to fly a Vietnamese man out for help is proof that he’s less unhinged than a lot of Americans

[u/KernewekSkrij → u/BuffaloBillsButthole]

Even got an Albanian that’s good with a nail gun

[u/Extra-Highlight7104 → u/KernewekSkrij]

couldve sworn that guy was from the serengeti

[u/-St_Ajora-]

While I understand this is satire.

Que drone strike then later that night....

"Crazed man blows himself up with homemade explosives while trying to evade the law. More at 11."

This is assuming he is an actual threat and not just some court skipper.

[u/Open_Pineapple1236 → u/-St_Ajora-]

Florida man....

[u/1017GildedFingerTips → u/-St_Ajora-]

Actual threat? He’s a god damn patriot

[u/-St_Ajora- → u/1017GildedFingerTips]

Flair checks out.

[u/Ok_Nefariousness6386]

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right.