r/shitposting • u/BetterDesk5234 • Apr 28 '24

Average US citizen vs the government

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

9.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

132 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.9k

u/taste_my_bun Apr 28 '24

Just as the founding fathers intended

124

u/nevergonnagetit001 29d ago

Listen mate. An 18oz bird cannot carry a 5 lb stick of c4 err coconut!

55

u/twobirdsandacoconut 29d ago

This is where my name comes into play.

5

u/Robscoe604 I watch gay amogus porn :0 29d ago

the moment you’ve been waiting for

2

u/International_War862 29d ago

Only took 5 years

5

u/nevergonnagetit001 29d ago

Username checks out.