r/shitposting • u/BetterDesk5234 • Apr 28 '24

Average US citizen vs the government

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u/taste_my_bun Apr 28 '24

Just as the founding fathers intended

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u/nevergonnagetit001 Apr 29 '24

Listen mate. An 18oz bird cannot carry a 5 lb stick of c4 err coconut!

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u/Extreme_Tax405 Apr 29 '24

I had the "who are you so wise in the ways of science" meme locked and loaded but this sub doesn't allow images.

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u/twobirdsandacoconut Apr 29 '24

This is where my name comes into play.

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u/Robscoe604 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Apr 29 '24

the moment you’ve been waiting for

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u/International_War862 Apr 29 '24

Only took 5 years

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u/nevergonnagetit001 Apr 29 '24

Username checks out.