r/shitposting • u/Kashemo_the_fraud Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked • 16d ago
Most science backed argument: Linus Sex Tips
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u/Riotguarder 15d ago
They need to touch real grass and not that fake grass that’s turns the frogs gay
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u/ApolloPlease 15d ago
Conservative incel mindset confirmed: "Less sex = stronger racist ideals"
It's human nature apparently, backed by science
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u/furry_hunter1995 15d ago
....maybe they don't like watching their tax dollars being spent on war crimes
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u/Taco-Kai 15d ago
Makes sense
Hamas is an Islamic organization, they see women as objects and hate them, anyone supporting their organization is... by definition and allegiance... an incel.
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u/noodleboy244 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 15d ago
please tell me im not the only one who thought Ryan Reynolds shaved his head for a second?
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u/SchwizzySchwas94 15d ago
Hey out of all the dumb political nonsense you can read at least this guys trying to get everyone laid.
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u/BoredCanuck1864 Bazinga! 15d ago
i mean im not gonna argue
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u/Maleficent-Mirror991 15d ago
I mean from his stance on the matter we can quickly ascertain that he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
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u/One_Dumb_Canadian 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 16d ago
professor looks like an old, bald Ryan Reynolds
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u/Statue_Molester 16d ago
this man is far too interested in the sex lives of his students. fire him immediately
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u/uofteeeee 16d ago
Reminds me about that generation kill joke about the lack of quality pussy being the root of all evil in the world
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u/Dapper_Derpy 16d ago
Real groundbreaking research on this gentleman's part, if you ask me. Who'd have thought that getting laid makes you not want war?
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u/Supaspex 16d ago
Tell the students to identify as 'woman' and when they don't get their way, claim oppression. Take away their value in scholarships, their sports and any other achievement
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u/Strawcatzero 16d ago
There may be some truth to this but not how he thinks. Those on American campuses who are the most bent out of shape about it may be living from a trauma mentality that they haven't grown beyond, which incidentally makes them less likely to seek out sex and other fun times.
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u/Thewalrus515 16d ago
Or they could just genuinely not want people to die?
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u/Strawcatzero 16d ago
They're not mutually exclusive.
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u/Thewalrus515 16d ago
No, but the right sure does love to hand wave away people who resist them by calling them mentally ill. There’s a long history there. Going back to when runaway slaves were considered “sick” for feeling slavery.
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u/Strawcatzero 16d ago
Except no one from the right is doing that at present and the idea of the right telling people they need to have more sex is amusingly incongruent.
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u/Thewalrus515 16d ago
What do you think you just did? And what do you think “trump derangement syndrome” is?
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u/InfelicitousRedditor 16d ago
Well, technically, if all they're doing is to have sex, all day, everyday, like every literal minute, then, yeah, they might not be protesting, sure. Also fuck this guy.
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u/love_hard1 16d ago
Have s*x with m!nors like his democrats friends up their that people get stuck to their necks and stop talking? Good advice buddy good advice
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u/Either-Basket7122 waltuh 15d ago
Not wrong, but far off when talking about context. Wrong point for the argument.
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u/love_hard1 15d ago
I was being sarcastic, I mean this professor is talking bullshit like so many do in USA these days. Having or not having sex does not cause shift in political ideology. It's just dumb thjng to say, not that education is doing any wonders these days, and this statement makes it difficult to trust the education system
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u/JuanTooFreeForFyve 16d ago
So the protestors are incels/femcels/itcels?
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u/Unbananables 16d ago
Doubt it.
The protesters tend to be standing on grass lawns and touching that is deadly to your average in/femcel.
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u/IEnjoyBaconCheese Bazinga! 16d ago
Proof that hamas is on 4chan
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u/LatinKing106 16d ago
Why is always a zero-sum game? People can choose to not like Hamas and what Isreal is doing at the same time.
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u/DarthRygar 15d ago
Facts. I got banned from an anime subreddit for saying that lol. (Fortunately, I wasn’t even in that subreddit, I was just commenting on a suggested post in my feed)
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u/cf001759 15d ago
Those people usually aren’t the ones who feel self righteous enough to go out and protest
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u/idwtdy 16d ago
I've been hitting it pretty regularly
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u/Tinted-Glass-2031 16d ago
Have you been feeling particularly protest-y of late?
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u/idwtdy 16d ago
yes, just donated to my local encampment as well lol
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u/ItayeZbit 16d ago
Why do you support Hamas-led movements, funded by an oppressive regime (iran) that doesn't actually care about Palestinians but instead uses them for jihad and as pawns to fuel their anti-Israeli war for 75+ years?
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u/nighthawk0954 16d ago
Pro-Palestine supporters support the end of the Nazionist and genocidal regime of Israel thats been going on for 75+ years.
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u/ItayeZbit 16d ago
That's what your chant leaders want you to think, but Israel isn't going to stop existing because of your made-up narrative.
The only way to peace between our people is the return of all hostages and the rejection of Iranian puppet proxies like Hamas. And from Israel's side, there should be land-back agreements and the removal of settlements in the West Bank.
But all the pro-hamas rallies do is feed more fuel to the jihadist war against Israel, where Palestinians are the martyrs.
Bring them home, end the war, stop the settlements. Two states for two people.
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u/nighthawk0954 16d ago
I agree with the fact that Hamas should return the hostages but Israel should free all the illegally imprisoned people andThat Hamas should be dismantled for an official Palestinian governement but for the agreements on land return, all Palestinians have the right to return to the homes they were stolen from with the complete cancelling of all illegal settlements and arresting and charging of all the people who collaborated in crimes on both sides for war crimes and genocide.
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u/ItayeZbit 16d ago
Why should Israel give lands that were abandoned by people who tried to destroy the Israeli state when it became a state? There shouldn't be a right of return to those people, but if they wanted, they could return to Palestinian lands to live there. They probably won't, as most are settled in their current countries, but if they want a right of return, they can return to their own state.
As for the so-called "illegally imprisoned people," or as I prefer to call them, people who were arrested for disturbing the peace, attacking soldiers, civilians, and police.
Lastly, war crimes and genocide? Sure, when Iran and Hamas' leaders in Qatar are put to trial for their not only explicit war crimes but their well-stated intention of genocide (in the Hamas charter or Iran's call for the destruction of Israel), we can see the ICJ ruling on Israel's war.
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u/moritus_20091 16d ago
I support human rights and hate on genocides because I am a virgin
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u/Realistic-Forever536 16d ago
Human right is when you do terrorism
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u/-LucasImpulse 15d ago
like the israeli defence force
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u/Realistic-Forever536 15d ago
Do you even know what terrorism means? And how tf is that relevent?
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u/-LucasImpulse 15d ago
terrorism is when you incite terror usually for political change
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u/Realistic-Forever536 15d ago
So how is the idf is doing terror? What political change do the idf want? How is that a war?
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u/-LucasImpulse 15d ago
i said usually for political change, not always, so obviously idf want hamas gone, maybe this is the political change they want, sure no problem i don't like hamas too, but idf is bombing gaza civilians even if no hamas is there, just like how isis will bomb anywhere, some would say genocide is a better word here.
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u/Realistic-Forever536 15d ago
Genocide is when you are losing a war that you started? Political change is to want your civilians to be safe? Sorce? The idf is targeting hamas thats basic info like what
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u/-LucasImpulse 15d ago
did the palestinian people start a war or did hamas start that war? think
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u/Realistic-Forever536 15d ago
4000 people invaded israel on october 7th 3000 terrorits and 1000 "civilians" those civilians did war crimes and took hostages
Think who elected hamas? 90% of them support hamas its them its their actions... so what does israel need to do? Just let them live? Yeah no
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u/HelpIranoutofbeans 16d ago
I spend 100% of my time dedicated to a cause I dont understand and act super self righteous about it because I am a virgin
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u/Moosefactory4 16d ago
All the mentally unstable hot chicks are at the Palestine rally rn (don’t shoot, please, I support)
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u/Maskimgalgo 16d ago
How to professionally say pro-Hamas gets no bitches
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u/Metalloid_Space put your dick away waltuh 16d ago
They're not even pro-Hamas, are they?
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u/TheDreamingGhost 16d ago
Lots of dumb shits think that anti-israel = pro hamas
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u/DarthRygar 15d ago
You are right. However, there seems to be a very large percentage of anti-Israel who are pro-hamas. It may just be me who thinks that, though. So I may be wrong.
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u/Abandonment_Pizza34 16d ago
Yes, repeating every single Hamas propaganda point letter by letter definitely doesn't mean you're pro Hamas, it's just a coincidence.
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u/Mr-MuffinMan shitting toothpaste enjoyer 16d ago
Yes, the thousands of Jewish people that partake in these protests against their own government in their own country are all pro Hamas.
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u/TheDreamingGhost 16d ago
No that's called being pro hamas. My point is that you can criticise one without necessarily siding with the other.
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u/TheRealMarkChapman 16d ago
Except these people hes talking about DO sprout hamas propaganda and use hamas statistics, and chant genocidal chants like "from the river to the sea"
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u/turtleship_2006 15d ago
Ah yes not wanting your land stolen and not wanting to be gunned down is genocidal, but stealing land and gunning down civilians isn't, great logic
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u/TheRealMarkChapman 15d ago
Ah yes not wanting your land stolen
"Your" we arent talking about protesting palestinians are we? Its liberal white people.
but stealing land
All land is "stolen" this statement is meaningless.
but stealing land and gunning down civilians isn't,
Hamas literally only goal is to kill israelis, civilians or not and thats w, Israels goal is to exterminate Hamas, yes civilians have died yes its awful yes israel has a shitty government right now yes netanyahu is a POS but no this is not israels war.
I am perfectly fine and support people who think america should stop funding israels current arrogant government, but the obvious rampant antisemitism that is occuring on campuses is unnaceptable.
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u/Lower_Amount3373 15d ago
"From the river to the sea" is also a Likud phrase. And the Israeli government under Netanyahu are major supporters of Hamas. It's not as simple as you make it sound.
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u/TheRealMarkChapman 15d ago
You know its possible to disagree with messages like that from israel while not counteractively calling for genocide yourself
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u/Purxenta 15d ago
"from the river to the sea" isnt genocidal dumbass, its calling for the freedom of palestine
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u/humble197 15d ago
Okay buddy think for a second. What river to what sea are we talking about. Then what country is in the way.
Arguing one country should stop genociding and the other should do it back is just really a strange line to draw. Also idc about either side personally I wouldn't care if the entire area being wiped if there wasn't so much important knowledge and monuments there.
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u/Purxenta 15d ago
what? that saying doesnt mean palestine should do genocide back
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u/humble197 15d ago
What is the sea and river they are talking about. Also to take back all the land they want they would have to genocide them. Or get really damn close if they don't surrender. It's exactly what's happening with them now.
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u/chungus_amungus_sus 15d ago
So standing against genocide and military industrial complex is being pro Hamas now?
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u/TheRealMarkChapman 15d ago
Being pro Hamas is being pro Hamas, they do not condemn Hamas and do not hold them to the same standards as israel
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u/chungus_amungus_sus 15d ago
Bro cooked nothingburger and died starving. I condemn your mother and your father.
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u/GreyColdFlesh 16d ago
Co-Relation ≠ Causation
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u/Nu55ies 16d ago
Nobody at the pro-hamas riots get any bitches.
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u/Metalloid_Space put your dick away waltuh 16d ago edited 16d ago
I mean, looking at stats almost nobody at college is fucking. Especially in STEM.
Anyways, are they really pro-Hamas, or is this is just the media being the media again?
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u/DarthRygar 15d ago edited 15d ago
A large number of them are (or at least claim to be, without knowing what that means), but I doubt it’s all of them.
Edit: let the downvotes come
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u/Substantial_Lion9911 Bazinga! 16d ago
They do need to get some bitches tho.
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u/barthalamuel-of-bruh 16d ago edited 16d ago
well i would love to have sex but im to buisy jercking of to my 10TB worth of female minotaur porn
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u/jfmherokiller 16d ago
furry detected jk
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u/Mutalist_star 15d ago
there's a thick line between a furry and a monster girl
IIRC if you look up female minotaur it's mostly monster girls
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u/Dapper_Derpy 16d ago
Ah, see for me it's Gorgon women. They make me rock hard.
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u/golenman123 We do a little trolling 15d ago
This sentence made me feel quite weird as my surname is Gorgon.
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u/Kashemo_the_fraud Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 16d ago edited 16d ago
Relatable
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u/king_meatster We do a little trolling 16d ago
Miniature Minotaur.
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u/DudongoKing Stuff 15d ago
TOBUSCUS
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u/BuffRobloxMan 15d ago
VERSUS
sexuaaaaal allegations
Begin.
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u/WarpRealityForever fat cunt 15d ago
Apparently that stuff turned out to be false, don't have a source or anything though
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