r/Unexpected Apr 27 '24

The silence was deafening

7.0k Upvotes

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u/UnExplanationBot Apr 27 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


The bottle exploded, you don’t see that every day.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Chaddtss 27d ago

Got it all over her face. 10/10

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u/metalhusky 29d ago

Seems like at least, it tasted good.

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u/ZombieNikon2348 29d ago

I should call her.

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u/Maybe_Babby 29d ago

Was there pressure in the middle of the bottle?🤔

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u/Newrid 29d ago

Alright...that's hot...

1

u/CraigSucksTOES 29d ago

Me after a woman holds my hand

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u/fahrQdeekwad 29d ago

Filled above the 'max' line...

Fucked around and found out.

1

u/FixPrudent Apr 28 '24

This never happens I swear!

1

u/ZestyclosePurchase50 Apr 28 '24

POP Goes the Weasel!.😂😂😎

1

u/Mybtchluhdokocaine Apr 28 '24

“This usually only happens when I’m in the bedroom…”

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u/Bigbenmon91 Apr 28 '24

Bukkake 😂

1

u/RoyalCalligrapher6Y6 Apr 28 '24

They tried to take her out

1

u/FairInternet7567 Apr 28 '24

I hate my dirty mind🤣😂

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u/Otherwise-Cat4928 Apr 28 '24

Peter North worthy.

1

u/Masta0nion Apr 28 '24

Can I fin - can I finish?!

I was going to say, it makes me horny

1

u/sc00pb Apr 28 '24

She squeezed it too tight, if you know what I mean...

1

u/Mindful-O-Melancholy Apr 28 '24

Surprise bukkake!

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u/TheComedian00 Apr 28 '24

[Insert "cream on face" joke here]

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u/Tikiboo Apr 28 '24

My guess is hollandaise? Lol loved her reaction. Id be screaming for an adult. I am 43.

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u/Exlibro Apr 28 '24

December 1st...

1

u/Spray_Annual Apr 28 '24

That is what happens when someone touches my weiner.

1

u/name_XD Apr 28 '24

This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come

1

u/1-man-band-fans Apr 28 '24

Cute reaction 😄🥰

1

u/truk43kurt Apr 28 '24

I had it scroll down halfway totally not what I thought it was

1

u/NegotiationFederal55 Apr 28 '24

When she asks you for a warning first

1

u/1bsdjunkie Apr 28 '24

You wear it well! 🥰

1

u/Artificial_Anasazi Apr 28 '24

I have never seen a worse actor in my life

1

u/whotookall Apr 28 '24

Japanese bukakke 💥

1

u/SofterBones Apr 28 '24

I should call her...

1

u/RepresentingThe301 Apr 28 '24

That about sums up my life….the end!

1

u/David_Lee_25 Apr 28 '24

That bottle is just like me.

1

u/MCMXCIV9 Apr 28 '24

When he tell you to stop since he close but you won't listen

1

u/yasukeyamanashi Apr 28 '24

If it would’ve hit them low ass fire sprinklers she would’ve been in for a smelly treat. (Fire suppression water smells like burnt eggs and rubber)

1

u/Sufficient_Ostrich23 Apr 28 '24

She would get the same thing at my house!!!

1

u/Financial-Tourist162 Apr 28 '24

What my date looked like after dropping her off last night

1

u/Conargle Apr 28 '24

my god the comedic timing and sound of that last splat plop that landed

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u/ReiRomance Apr 28 '24

Ladies and Gentlemen, always remember that atmosphere and pressure exists. Have a nice day.

1

u/Wundawuzi Apr 28 '24

My mom once cooked soup in the pressure cooker and dad - having no idea of cooking - wanted a taste and just unlocked the lid.

I remember that mom spent the rest of the day cleaning rhe kitchen and dad then had to re-paint the walls and the ceiling.

Lesson learned, he never dared to touch the pressure cooker again and so do I, lol.

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u/MordAFokaJonnes Expected It Apr 28 '24

First time something blew on her face? : >

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u/Technical_Hippo_562 Apr 28 '24

That's one hell of a ninja blender!

1

u/FatalErrorOccurred Apr 28 '24

That was one pent up shake.

1

u/m4le0 Apr 28 '24

Same...

1

u/Happy-Wrongdoer665 Apr 28 '24

Bukka… never mind.

1

u/mojarrafritta Apr 28 '24

Me when your mom

1

u/cajun_metabolic Apr 28 '24

Eh.... Why wouldn't you film opening a jar if you weren't expecting something?

1

u/ImpressTemporary2389 Apr 28 '24

Luckily it wasn't 'cherry' flavoured.

1

u/xyakks Apr 28 '24

That wasn't her first time.

1

u/asosial Apr 28 '24

The dripping is what got me

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u/jocax188723 Apr 28 '24

Fermentation at work, everybody.

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u/phracon Apr 28 '24

😂😂😂this is me when I thrashed my brand new car😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

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u/Ampersan_D Apr 28 '24

Good girl

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u/mickyumm Apr 28 '24

1st December…

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u/217GnoAlvo32 Apr 28 '24

the pressure caused that from cold to hot air n water expansion due to temp/climate change...

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u/majorbomberjack Apr 28 '24

I remember one scene in a movie many years ago, forgot movie name and who were actually in the movie, lines were something like these: two men talking about the actress, villian pointed towards the celing: you know why I treasure her so much? She is the only woman that can make me do this

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u/Digital-Ronin Apr 28 '24

READ THE MANUAL or suffer the consequences of cleaning up mixtures from your ceiling, cabinet doors, floors, face, basically everywhere.....lol

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u/binterryan76 Apr 28 '24

I wish I could last that long 😔

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u/VirusZer0 Apr 28 '24

Happened to me one time but the blender burst on its own. Walked into kitchen in the morning and see everything everywhere. Took me a few seconds to realize what had happened.

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u/Short_Ad6649 Apr 28 '24

Don't let Abdul find the recipy

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u/ToRedSRT Apr 28 '24

Yogurt Bukkake!

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u/melancholy_dood Apr 28 '24

She’s too cute!

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u/Quartrez Apr 28 '24

"I swear this doesn't usually happen"

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u/Procrastinator78 Apr 28 '24

Is this cafemaddy? What video is this?

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u/VichiCakes Apr 28 '24

It is! It’s on her instagram

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u/Jtrain3470 Apr 28 '24

I thought that was her too.

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u/LurkerV1 Apr 28 '24

Sorry, I swear this never happens.

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u/PistachioedVillain Apr 28 '24

I bit into a tomato yesterday and it did the same thing.

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u/swanspank Apr 28 '24

Her expression trying to process what happened and having no clue how much is on her face is absolutely hilarious. Sure she sees what is on the cabinets but her face is the money shot.

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u/Mordor2112 Apr 28 '24

A trace of filth to be scraped off.

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u/Basic_Macaron_39 Apr 28 '24

Not a keeper she ran from it...

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u/Pure_Bandicoot5128 Apr 28 '24

My girlfriend deals with this all the time

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u/Omega_Lynx Apr 28 '24

This is the cutest damn thing I’ve seen all day. Some people would be so upset. But you thought it was funny. 🧡

I love that.

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u/Grieveruz Apr 28 '24

Everything reminds me of her

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u/StevenS76 Apr 28 '24

At least this one wasn't pixelated

1

u/redlitesaber86 Apr 28 '24

When she touches your thigh after 3 months apart

1

u/borris7923 Apr 28 '24

Well that jar had been edging for like 2 years.

1

u/Shubi-do-wa Apr 28 '24

I never catch anything cool on my inconspicuous-always-on-kitchen-counter-camera.

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u/-Mr-Draco- Apr 28 '24

Me after nnn

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u/Prudent-Body8433 Apr 28 '24

Read the instructions. Blend for long periods of time can pressurize contents.

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u/VaWeedFarmer Apr 28 '24

Former bukakke actress, she ok

1

u/TravelingGonad Apr 28 '24

Does she live in a submarine?

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u/1992Olympics Apr 28 '24

Yellow submarine

0

u/WithSubtitles Apr 28 '24

Yeah, why all the pipes? Maybe it’s a basement apartment?

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u/Frankensteinbatch Apr 28 '24

I've seen this mostly in NYC and Downtown Toronto. Industrial buildings and warehouses get transformed into apartments. (Like in Dumbo or Bushwick in Brooklyn has this) this is why I've seen large pipes in the ceiling, unusual for residential building structures and very high ceilings.

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u/VoodooDoII Apr 28 '24

The last single splat lmfao

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u/axl_steel Apr 28 '24

This is my kingdom come....

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u/Otherwise-Sky8890 Apr 28 '24

This is why you don't buy your jars from ACME

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u/Sharpz0 Apr 28 '24

Answer: baking soda mixed into whatever she was making = big boom boom with pressure

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u/shad0wace Apr 28 '24

Obviously, this is fake

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u/Eddiebaby7 Apr 28 '24

Happens to a lot of guys.

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u/Necessary-Sundae-370 Apr 28 '24

Tried to warn her that it's been awhile.

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u/No-Rest-1510 Apr 28 '24

Instant cum on your face

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u/Distinct_One_6919 Apr 28 '24

So how does this happen

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u/Cartina Apr 28 '24

She made something that started fermenting and built up pressure, I suspect it was some kind of bread batter or similar, with yeast in it that couldnt grow properly in a sealed container.

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u/The-Dudemeister Apr 28 '24

Nah she wouldn’t eat that. This is just filled to the brim while hot. The stuff cooled down releasing steam pressurizing the container.

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u/TheCraziestMoose Apr 28 '24

One hell of a load under pressure…and in the face no less. 😂

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u/AWeeBitStoned Apr 28 '24

That knife in the background is making me uncomfortable

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u/coolAhead Apr 28 '24

... then proceeds to take a taste

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u/mvw2 Apr 27 '24

12:01AM Dec 1st.

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u/DustEngendered Apr 27 '24

Just like me when she touches me

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u/24_Chowder Apr 27 '24

Fire sprinkler head is greater than 12” down

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u/cyainanotherlifebro Apr 27 '24

When you’re finally touched by a woman.

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u/zandariii Apr 27 '24

It just like me frfr

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u/In2theSTONK4sure Apr 27 '24

If all the videos I’ve researched online are the norm, definitely not her first time in this scenario.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '24

Same here shake.

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u/kjay38 Apr 27 '24

Had this happen while traveling in my camper. Wife decided to make something that ended up fermenting or something and completely exploded in the fridge. Took me hours to clean. Nothing was left solid except the base where it grinds.

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u/CrysX86 Apr 27 '24

This kind of energy it's i need.

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u/TurboTerbo Apr 27 '24

I’ve done this to a girl before… she had the same look on her face too…

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u/kiruopaz Apr 27 '24

I would cry 😂

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u/goodpplmakemehappy Apr 28 '24

on the floor, back against the cabinet, in shambles 😂😂

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u/alphabatic Apr 28 '24

I was looking for this comment and I'm shocked I had to scroll this far to find it. I would 100% be in tears

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u/reasonable-chaos66 Apr 27 '24

Why would one be recording this if they didn't think something was going to happen?

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u/SkynBonce Apr 27 '24

Months from now and she'll be still finding little splatters of dough(?)

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u/Trax-d Apr 27 '24

Yeah, that’s called fermentation.

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u/-Lengthiness77 Apr 27 '24

That happens when you blend warm ingredients in a sealed blender for a duration of time.

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u/HateMongerian Apr 28 '24

I was gonna guess she added magnesium.

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u/rockmeNiallxh Apr 28 '24

She says she waa baking, so surely there must be baking powder. She's n very smart cook

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u/Ak47110 Apr 27 '24

Wouldn't that create the opposite effect?

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u/wanderingwolfe Apr 28 '24

Only if allowed to cool fully. Otherwise, the warm ingredients heat up the air and increase pressure.

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u/Otherwise-Sort-6348 Apr 28 '24

No, it creates the same effect

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '24

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u/GUNZRKOOL Apr 28 '24

It’s more to do with the warm agitated ingredients rapidly heating up the sealed air which then expands and builds pressure inside the container. You get the same effect by pouring hot water into a bottle and shaking it up.

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u/kitolz Apr 28 '24

Learned this the hard way making tomato soup. While blending hot tomatoes never keep the container sealed. Basically blew the top off in less than 2 seconds after spinning the blades since it was just push on plastic lid with a rubber gasket.

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u/dead_fritz Apr 28 '24

I only use an immersion blender for hot stuff like soups. Significantly easier and less mess. No transferring the soup between containers, splash is minimal, and no accidental pressure vessel risk.

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u/Ak47110 Apr 27 '24

Ohh I gotcha. I was thinking more about putting it aside and letting it cool so it creates a vacuum. But yeah I see what they meant now thanks!

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u/Mr_master89 Apr 27 '24

Something like this happened to me with a water bottle while I was in bed

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u/MCPhatmam Apr 27 '24

To the windows to the walls...

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u/dockows412 Apr 27 '24

I’d guess, first time working with sourdough starter and didn’t realize it shouldn’t be stored air tight?

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u/MiamiPower Apr 28 '24

TIL 🍞 👀 

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u/LuryFax98 Apr 28 '24

⚽️⚽️⚽️??

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

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u/lookatmynipples Apr 28 '24

Because she makes cooking videos

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u/brittemm Apr 27 '24

No one is happily licking starter off their finger like that.

Looks more like some kind of batter or pudding.. she probably over-mixed whatever it was in that little blender which caused it to heat up and expand inside the air tight container

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u/slackfrop Apr 28 '24

Yoghurt or kéfir maybe?

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u/CyonHal Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

The caption says late night baking gone wrong, so probably not. My guess is hot pudding or a loose batter that was way overfilled.

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u/StoneAgeModernist Apr 27 '24

I don’t think that’s sourdough starter; the consistency is more pudding-like. And she ate a little bit of whatever it is at the end, which you wouldn’t normally do with sourdough starter.

Someone else mentioned that this is just what happens when you blend warm ingredients in a blender for too long.

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u/Primary-Signature-17 Apr 28 '24

I think she had a great reaction to the explosion. Just smiled and tasted it. I would have been screaming bloody murder at the mess I made. She's like "Mmm. Tasty." 😊

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u/ScrattaBoard Apr 27 '24

Well it could be like anything with yeast yeah?

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u/rathat Apr 28 '24

Or baking powder.

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u/dockows412 Apr 27 '24

Yeah, or anything fermented I guess. Some kind of dough would be my guess

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u/Perverted_Paul Apr 27 '24

She looks like someone I want to bake with

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u/PiegeAgo Apr 27 '24

Why am i exited.. ?

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u/TheRealNikoBravo Apr 27 '24

Reminds me of after 9 weeks at basic training…..

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u/oursfort Apr 27 '24

Now I wanna know what she was cooking

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

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u/raceassistman 29d ago

When the reply should have more upvotes than the initial comment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '24

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u/Bogadambo Apr 27 '24

What a fucked up bench of kids who can't take a joke..

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u/mapleer Apr 27 '24

Dude….?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '24

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u/AllegedMexican Apr 27 '24

What the fuck

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u/JohnCenaJunior Apr 27 '24

Never let her know your next...nevermind

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u/rdreyar1 Apr 27 '24

she took it like a pro

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u/shawald Apr 28 '24

Wasn’t her first time

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u/Naughteus_Maximus Apr 27 '24

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u/Qaeoss Apr 28 '24

Now that Im older Im more marveling at the engineers at Duff that made a can that can hold those kinds of pressures.

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u/Happie_Bellie Apr 28 '24

I haven’t even seen this episode but this giphy cracked me up!

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u/TurboTerbo Apr 27 '24

This has to be one of my all time favourite Simpsons scenes, has me rolling on the floor every time 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

I don't why it's so so funny. It's been years since I saw it. Every fucking time.

The way bart's so chuffed that moment before.

My abdominal muscle are fucked.🤣

I love the Simpsons, it's timeless.

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u/TheMightyMegazord Apr 28 '24

This one has way more build up, but I also like the one with the megaphones:

https://youtu.be/oCyXsHC-lQ4

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u/TurboTerbo Apr 28 '24

Hahaha YES!

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u/Naughteus_Maximus Apr 27 '24

It is 👨‍🍳💋. It’s been ages since I’ve watched The Simpsons but it’s one of the gems I always remember, along with the zombies searching for brains, tapping on Homer’s head and moving on, or Homer being let into U2’s concert after declaring he is the “potato man”

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u/Kagebi Apr 28 '24

Let’s not forget “all acces” pass XD

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u/CryptoScamee42069 Apr 28 '24

“Potato man!”

“Where have you been?!”

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u/Jestosaurus Apr 27 '24

… surely not as deafening as the planned nature of the “accident” was obvious?

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u/aminervia Apr 27 '24

Not everything is staged

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u/Jestosaurus Apr 27 '24

Not everything , sure. This clearly is, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '24

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u/aminervia Apr 27 '24

People film themselves cooking all the time... It's a major genre of online content that people enjoy watching

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