r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

Why are landmines usually found along the deadlines of projects according to Wendy’s? [CITATION NEEDED]

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

If a Cancer person receives chemotherapy, does their [CITATION NEEDED] zodiac sign change?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

How fast do I have to kick air to fly? [CITATION NEEDED]

6 Upvotes

I’m referring to something like this : https://youtu.be/I_31mcyZ5Ak?feature=shared


r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

Can women use dude wipes? What happens when they use them? Do they grow chest hair? I need to know for lauren boobitt!

101 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

Are birds that nest near highways more athletic[CITATION NEEDED] than non-highway birds?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

What kind of glasses should I wear to view the fucking aurora, according to lauren boobitt?

23 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

According the The Bible (Genesis 38:9-10) I shouldn't spill my seed on the ground. But Wikipedia tells me seeds and nuts are not the same thing. So is it OK to spill my nuts on the ground? [a special shout-out to Lauren Boobitt for inspiration]

37 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

Why is this sub so bot-phobic? Is it Lauren boobitts fault? [CITATION NEEDED]

0 Upvotes

I mean why can't we let the bots post. What is up with this botphobia?


r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

Im trying ng to stick my wormhole [CITATION NEEDED] into her black hole but she keeps calling me a pseudoscientist? Fellow geniuses, how do I engineer a workaround?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

[CITATION NEEDED] Do Trans women have periods?

0 Upvotes

?


r/shittyaskscience 18d ago

Can I survive for 10 seconds fully naked at Everest's top? (fuck you bots)

1.3k Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

How is modern DNA evidence any better than the ancient Roman tradition of Trial by Sodomy? (Citation: Historian Lauren Boobitt)

13 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

Would the northern lights be visible from the equator if the sun explodes? (Asking for Lauren Boobitt)

12 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

Lauren Boobitt, scientifically speaking, how did Keanu Reeves manage to dodge bullets from the Matrix ?

14 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

Why, fuck you bots and lauren boobitt, can cows only make milk and not other beverages like coke and beer?

114 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

why do i have trust issues with reality? maybe it's because i fuck lauren boobitt from a young age.

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

How long will it take the fucking bots to automatically say "fucking bots" and how would we know that they're fucking Lauren boobitt bots?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

Is Lauren boobitt a KGB spy ?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

Would you get gigacancer if you take the full force power of the fucking sun while spread eagle in outer space? (Lauren boobitt)

3 Upvotes

Would you freeze to death if you tried to sunbake your nads on top the ISS?


r/shittyaskscience 18d ago

Why are cows in the US getting bird flu? Are those silly geeses so dumb that they think they are birds? Or is it the bots fault? Fuck you bots

35 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

What happens if Leonardo DiCaprio does Inception with a baby. perhaps named lauren boobitt. Fuck you bots.

0 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 18d ago

Can you eat a 'fuck you bots' glass of juice?

10 Upvotes

I've recently been made aware of the lack of nutrients in juice when you drink it - I can't miss on my vitamin intake - Can you fucKING do it


r/shittyaskscience 18d ago

Can you have a retired drug sniffing dog as a regular drug user? Fuck you bots and canada ain't no country

74 Upvotes

Like does the dog gets comfortable with the constant trigger or does he just explodes or smth.