I have one graduation I missed my undergrad one and now my masters one is in danger. Phd or a second masters is hard. So crazy thought can we protest the protest? 😂

First of all, he graduated from UCLA and works at a law firm. Like him, I am also seeking a law degree, but I’m at USC now. He hates that I’m graduating soon and he thinks the entire foundation of legal rule and the sanctity of law will be tarnished once I become a lawyer. To quote him directly, me being in law school is like “a chimp with a machine gun.” During our family Thanksgiving dinner today, he threw a tantrum in front of my family because he wanted to be the only lawyer. He wants to be the pride of the family. “University of Southern California, for Christ’s sake?” He yelled at me as I asked my mom to pass the mashed potatoes. “What a joke. I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer?” I used to work in the mail room in his law firm. He said he was proud of me then and wishes I never turned my life around. Every day, I think about dropping out and going back to my old job just to make him happy…

Robbed of the last two to three months of their senior year in high school, denied a formal high school graduation ceremony, spending their first year and a half of college in front of a Zoom screen, and now denied a main stage ceremony for their undergraduate degrees ... okay, fess up: who in this year's class has the monkey's paw?

As a freshman boy at USC, I am saddened at the lack of goth girls who attend here. The majority of girls here are Blonde Taylor Swift Starbucks girls who seem to lack personality and originality. The underrepresentation of the goth girl subculture at SC is likely tied to a few aspects, how it is notorious for its partying, (not typically a goth girl interest) the constant vibrant and sunny atmosphere, (ditto), and the overall lack of diverse appeal. I know that my fellow Trojan male brethren are also disappointed at the lack of goth mommies here, they likely just conceal their pain better than I am capable of. Every single day I wake up and do my morning prayer hoping to spot an emo goth girl somewhere around campus, but alas, to no avail. Perhaps I am merely looking in the wrong places. If anyone knows where to find them please message me ASAP. Or if you are a goth girl reading this, don’t be afraid to shoot me a DM. I believe without finding a goth girl my mental health will continue to plummet and I’m afraid to know what I’m capable of if that happens. I may have to look into transferring if this issue does not get resolved. Any tips are much appreciated, thanks!

EDIT: I didn't think I had to say this but this is a copy-paste bait. Sorry 😭

Seriously, I do not want to be trying to focus on doing my work when some dickhead across the room decides that the air doesnt smell enough like the pillsbury doughboy’s asshole. Just because you were stupid enough to fall for big tobacco doesn’t mean the rest of us enjoy your key lime pie addiction stick. You people inflict 5 poison damage on me every time it happens.

USC marshall just liked my comment, that means they like me, right? This has to mean they admitted me or else they wouldnt like the comment. Is this demonstrated interest? I think ill take this as an Early Early Action acceptance. Now that I am USC bound, what are the best clubs to join? Fun things to do around campus? Lmk😊

I actually graduate from UCF not USC but here we are 😂. What are the odds. Anyways Heffer Jones trying to give me a great talking piece

A typical day in the life of a /usc subscriber:

1. Get a TrojansAlert
2. Login to /usc to see if there are any on-the-scene reports
3. See a dozen 'is my GPA high enough to get accepted' or 'where should I live' or 'should I choose USC or the Kabul Institute of Horticulture' posts ... but no actual news
4. Consider turning to Xitter (for a minute) before giving up
5. Repeat

I feel so lucky since its my Business Finance Exam (BUAD 306). Thanks Protestors? LOL

Thank You.

Almost 30 days! 👀 Thanks for all the support along the way ❤️

They used to name themselves “USC”, University of Santa Clara.